Post All Your Favorite Arrested Development Quotes

[momofthegoons]

Hey brother....

 

[Bob Loblaw]

couldn't find a compilation, but...

another...

If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, I'd leap across this table...

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants, that's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

 

[Deadshort480]

STEVE HOLT!!

 

[momofthegoons]

That was 90% gravity...

 

[Deadshort480]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Bob Loblaw, I JUST realized you have a YouTube link in your sig. Nice!

And, even though I have seen this episode a million times, I JUST got this joke:

I also just got THIS joke:

You can always find new jokes in this show!

Only 1 month to go!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Bob Loblaw, I JUST realized you have a YouTube link in your sig. Nice!

And, even though I have seen this episode a million times, I JUST got this joke:

You can always find new jokes in this show!

Only 1 month to go!

plenty of milkshots to go thru there! enjoy the vids!

as to the jump the shark moment, love that shit! i think mitch was also referring to the fact
that by allowing such blatant burger king promotion, the show was "jumping the shark", while not only someone, but the fonz, is jumping the shark, which started the goddamn phrase to begin with, fuckin' genious!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

as to the jump the shark moment, love that shit! i think mitch was also referring to the fact that by allowing such blatant burger king promotion, the show was "jumping the shark", while not only someone, but the fonz, is jumping the shark, which started the goddamn phrase to begin with, fuckin' genious!

It's a wonderful restaurant!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Tobias: Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Tobias: Oh yes, I'm going to be a great mole! Check, two, three: Let Lilly lick Lionel's lusty leathers! Let Lilly lick Lionel's lusty leathers!"

 

[Deadhead101]

Today in Atlantic City I spotted a "Loose Seal". Hahahah. I was walking on the beach and saw a huge crowd of people standing around a seal. The seal was just chilling, enjoying the sun apparently.

Right when i saw it i started cracking up because it instantly made me think of Arrested Development and the whole Lucile, Loose Seal thing. Poor Buster.

 

[lreindl]

I can't believe I just found this thread! AD is one of my favorite shows.

S1E14 "Shock and Awe"
Will Arnett: "You got a mustache!"
"I mean you've got milk on your mustache."
"I mean you've got a milk mustache!"

And then how Gob misreads the situation and ends up sleeping with the ugly girl to get back at Michael... I almost died from laughing.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Welcome to the thread! Or, as I call it, The Gothic Asshole Castle!

... I can't believe I STILL have to wait another MONTH until Season 4...

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

The Arrested Development Documentary Project:

Available now, apparently.

 

[Meremoth]

Ok, so I didn't read through this thread because I'm going to watch all the episodes again and didn't want to spoil any jokes I might have missed, but I'm going to post this one anyway, forgive me if someone else already posted it:



Waitress: Plate or platter?

Lucille: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

 

[lreindl]

George Michael: I can't believe my dad. First he told me to respect the sanctity of marriage and now he's making out with her on the balcony.
Lindsey: I thought he didn't even like Ann?

Also, I want to please you secularly.

 

[Meremoth]

Lindsey: I thought he didn't even like Ann?

Don't you mean Egg?

Okay, I really got to stay away from this thread, about to start aa AD marathon and want everything to be fresh.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

This thread has 1,000 views?

Fuckin' sweet.

The 26th can't get here soon enough!

 

[SD_haze]

I know what *I'm* doing for this Sunday's marathon..

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

 

[Tweek]

Not a quote, but still awesome:

 

[lreindl]

 

[lreindl]

40 more minutes until I'm dabbing and Clouding my way into the Bluth home for another season!

 

[Deadhead101]

So 3am Eastern Time is the release, which really is 12am on the West Coast so I guess this makes perfect sense. Haha.

 

[SD_haze]

Yay, right @ midnight!