Mystery Vape Message Contest

placetime

Well-Known Member
Who's with me?

For adult use only

Lock up when you leave

Groovy

Turned on and feelin' groovy
 
placetime,

dormouse

Well-Known Member
Do you like big mussels?

Mother of Pearl! What’s that?

Is that a whip in your pocket?

Giant clams can live to be 150

Got plankton?

I’ll make you happy as a clam.
 
dormouse,

placetime

Well-Known Member
Stream your consciousness

thirty characters fit here. :)

Please read the manual

Read the friendly manual

Please follow all directions

Glad you called this meeting

What's that funky smell?

Come on in.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Bingo!

Jackpot!

Safety net not included
 
placetime,

Hoops

Well-Known Member
"Everyone likes a Clam Bake"
"Open 24/7, twice on holiday's"
"Parkaaay........Butter"
"Feel like 007 right now?"
"If no English, no read this"
"Yo, what's good brah?"
"You know Tiger Would"
"Main Herba'lazer ready sir"
"Let's just Bag the idea"
"Bag'an hose tonight"
 
Hoops,

placetime

Well-Known Member
Niiiiiice

Go out and play

Get up right now

Do it today

Live your best life

Aspire to be a good ancestor
 
placetime,

Snowlock

New Member
"Happy Earth Day!"

If you could program it to display every year on the 22nd that is.
 
Snowlock,
Song parody lines:

...gave me a vapemite sandwich

Ooooh I'm vapin' my life away

By the time we got to Vapstock

I ... am Vapon Man nanananana
 
kelper,

Mynameismud

Accessory Maker
Accessory Maker
"SHUT YOUR FACE GRANDMA!"

"1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?!"

"Who you gonna call? VAPE BUSTERS"

"You are minutes away from remembering nothing"

"Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times"

"Press 1 for English"

"Who? What? When? Where? Why? How!?!"

"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it"

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

"Tonight's forecast: Dark, followed by light."

"3,2,1...and Lift off"

"Dont forget to...Ummmmmmm"
 
Mynameismud,

vtac

vapor junkie
Staff member
Congratulations to 1_gr8_underdog for guessing the vape's identity. It is the Herbalizer.

Question for the mods: Are apostrophes not allowed? They aren't included in the list of punctuation… But quotation marks are. I find that strange.
Yes they are allowed. OP has been updated. For what it's worth, I imagine winning entries may be subject to editing for spelling, capitalization, punctuation, etc.

could you expand on what you mean by ultra high-tech -- i.e. which features in particular have grabbed your attention?
Mainly the amount of technology inside the vape and the amount of engineering that went into building it. I think you'll be impressed by the temperature control.

Since a thread has been started for the vape itself I'll post some quick impressions there.

Keep up the great entries, still plenty of time to get them in. :D
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Ground control to Major Tom
Mystery creates wonder (Part of a quote by Neil Armstrong)
A-OK Full Go (Quote by Alan B Shepard Jr)
 
Tweek,

kushcabbage

vapor nerd
don't forget to close the door

please turn off the lights on the way out

these aren't the droids you're looking for

clap on, clap off.

flip my light switch

[insert witty message here]

I can fix that

I hope I can be of help

put your pearl in my shell

meanwhile in the clouds..

load me up
 
kushcabbage,

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
Is it safe?
i'll show you how to chew it
i'm a cop you idiot!
I could use a good ass-kicking
What do you mean I'm funny?
put that cookie down. Now.
Fuck you, that’s my name!
You got the memory of a fly!
How was her crumbcake?
Let off a little steam Bennett
Suck on this.
i'm just getting warmed up
When do you have to be back?
Can I be your warm front?
Make it well done.
"No, after you" "No, I insist"
 
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