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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. CentiZen

    CentiZen Evil Genius in Training Accessory Maker

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    I would like to take this time to insult one of the people I hate most in this world, Dr. Oz

    Dr Oz, you are a charlatan, a liar and a downright unethical person who preys on the weaknesses and insecurities of a generation of people who have not been given the chance to learn how to think critically. Your products and services are the well marketed equivalence of snake oil, and has been the root cause of countless health issues perpetrated against the poor kids whose uninformed parents trust you. I don't know how you sleep at night... then again, judging by the way you solve every other persons problems, it probably involves an overpriced pill.

    I would not wish this on many people, but I hope you and your entire production team suffers severe acid burns to the face and upper body.
  2. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    And because he is addressing those who have no idea how to think critically, he should be the in-house doctor over at Fox, much in the same way that Gupta is the in-house doctor over at CNN but for totally different reasons.

    "Liar and downright unethical..........who preys on the weaknesses and insecurities of a generation of people who have not been given the chance to learn how to think critically" SHOULD be the FOX tag line rather than "Fair and Balanced", eh?

    FUCK FOX !!!!

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  3. vapomancer

    vapomancer Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to stick with simple , ready to use insults - if you don't like it , please go play hide and go fuck yourself , you fucktard .
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  4. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    FUCK IT ! JUST FUCK IT NO FUCK YOU's ! JUST FUCK IT !
    and for the OP . Don't Ask No Stinking Questions . JUST FUCK IT !
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  5. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    Ode to lwien and the rest of you fuckers:

    May the bleeding piles be with you,
    And corns grow on your feet,
    And crabs as big as horseflies
    Stop at your crotch to eat.
    And when you're old and feeble*,
    A syphilitic wreck,
    May your tailbone fall through your asshole
    And break your goddamned neck.

    * Okay lwien is already old and feeble, this part is for the rest of you.

    PS I'm on Maui and you're not.
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  6. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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    Oh fuck you paka..... :p

    Edit.... okay I got a little carried away....
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  7. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to extend a special fuck you to sea urchins. Paka just reminded me of an encounter that I had with one in Maui.
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  8. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    Sea urchins can be real pricks.
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  9. ehakim

    ehakim Well-Known Member

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    Surprised this one hasn't gotten posted yet



    And fuck you YouTube for all these fucking ads
  10. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Anyone that has to post a youtube video rather than use words to say what they want to say, without AT LEAST introducing the video with the reason why it is just so perfect, is basically video-bombers. I won't watch them. I don't care.

    Same with links. Don't post a link. Tell me WHAT it is about, and why I should go elsewhere to learn more.

    ... and for crying out loud, stop beating the dead horses! Say it, rephrase it once, then for pity's sake, take it to a fucking PM! I am SICK & TIRED of people sniping at each other over the way their posts are worded. If someone has an issue with it, and one (1) additional posting didn't clear it up, TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

    Just accept that, dammit, things can come across a bit off online. If it happens to you, just be gracious and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
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  11. ehakim

    ehakim Well-Known Member

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    Fuck you.
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  12. Hoops

    Hoops Well-Known Member

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    To the clueless couples that like to block sidewalks and pathways at hempfest because they want to hold hands and walk slow....FUCK YOU. I hate you forever.

    To the unattractive lady's who wore band aids over their nipples instead of shirts today. FUCK YOU!

    To Hempfest for the shitty stoner website directions and typical late start. FUCK A-YOU!

    I lethargically rage on your ass. I hate people......fuck you.
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  13. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Fuck my feet.

    My second toe is bigger than my big toe. How in the fuck can my second toe be bigger than my big toe? My second toe should be my big toe, right? If my second toe is bigger than my big toe, than my big toe is no longer my big toe. Fuck this shit.

    Not only that, but I got fucking fungus on my toenails. They look fucking gross and are so fucking thick, they're hard to cut. Gotta fucking sand them down with a Makita 9 amp belt sander.

    And I got this fucking bunion on my right foot. I don't even wear pointy high heels, so what in the fuck is that all about.

    And on top of all this.................my fucking feet are flat.
  14. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    Fuck it now you have a first toe then a big toe then your fucking middle toe then the next . or is it the Forth toe ? then what ? the fuckin' fifth toe ? pinky toe ? Little toe ? Damn you should just go ahead and join the fuckin' side show with your fuckin' freaky Flat fungus foot ...................................................:peace:
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  15. VaporBaked

    VaporBaked Active Member

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    fuck Iwien for starting a fuck you thread with a pussy profile picture and fuck this phone for making it harder to post and fuck my spelling abilitys ! and fuck any arrogant fucker that has no clue
  16. VaporBaked

    VaporBaked Active Member

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    Oh and FUCK for every time I drop my bong or vape!
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  17. Buildozer

    Buildozer Well-Known Member

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    LOL.. seriously E?? some one needs to crank the temp up on their vape

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  18. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    :D It's working!
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  19. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    A massive fuck you! to the hopeless cocksuckers who are unable to drive a vehicle with any confidence, ability, courtesy or decisiveness.

    Why the fuck is common sense not that fucking common??
    If you cannot safely maneuver your large steel death machine, then get the fuck off the road.

    A roundabout does not require a degree in thermal dynamics to negotiate one with any competence.
    Just a minute kernel of logic!! Thats all!
    have a goddamn think about it for 10 fucking seconds and Ima sure it will all become clear.

    The white lines that are painted in shopping centre carparks are there for a fucking reason.
    Some white lines designate where cars are to park, one car to each little box!

    Not one car to 1.2 boxes, one car to one fucking box!
    If you cant put your car in an 8fx 12ft rectangle, get off the fucking road.

    The other white lines designate where cars are to drive while searching for a suitable box to park in.
    When I put my car in a white parking box, I dont wanna be run over by some soccor mom in a SUV as I exit my vehicle cause the fucking selfish slapper thinks that she is taking the SUV ''off road''.

    We are participating in a goddamn fucking society here people!
    The whole 'fuck you ima ok' attitude is only going to end with you dead underneath my car.
    So pull ya fucken head in and drive like you fucking mean it & FFS follow the muthafucking rules.

    or you will end up dead underneath my car. GOT IT FUCKERS?????

    Then assuming I make into the shopping centre alive. I then have to dodge previous mentioned soccormoms all engaged in their apple ishits not looking what their botoxed lips are about to plunge into.

    Its either them, or its vacuous blank faced emo chicks with their sad pasty white faces in their apple ishits not looking where they are going either.

    heres a facebook update for you! Look up and not get run over and for fucks sakes!
    Oh! and put your fucking vaginas away!
    If you put shorts on, and your clam is hanging out, then you are wearing underwear not shorts.
    I know you think having your recently pubescent lunchbox showing while at the shopping centre is attractive?
    But guess what?

    Its not! and you look like a slut.
    Put your clam back into some pants and get some god damn dignity about yourselves.

    But if your over 21 and you wanna have your clam out everywhere..............
    I think its really hot.

    call me??:rofl:
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  20. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Hey Dorkus.... it's only 18 here in the states. Just a heads up. I figured you'd want to know. Y'know, because we all like information and knowledge and shit, right? Cheers. :tup:

    :peace:
  21. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    So if you've seen this before, fuck you for being an arrogant son-of-a-bitch who thinks they know about shit that nobody else knows about. I haven't seen it before and that's all that fucking matters.

  22. Smknbud

    Smknbud Well-Known Member

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    Fat chicks wearing fucking tight clothes and skimpy shit. What the fuck. When I was in fuckin' high school and college fat chicks wore over sized fucking clothes to hide their fucking flab's of fat. Now they wear tight shit as if guys dig the fucking layers of fat bulging and hanging out. I mean, what the fuck gives with that.
    For the love of god just stop doing it.

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  23. Oscar_Milde

    Oscar_Milde Forum Crawler

    Fuck the greedy vulture-esque government of South Africa for fucking being as full of fucking shit as expected and sneaking around behind fucking closed (hospital) doors as usual, only difference this fucking time is that they seem to be fucking keeping the man who fought for our freedom at the expense of fucking his own life up completely alive for purely fucking political purposes. Seems like "Lets fucking milk Nelson Mandela's image for as fucking long as we can because the stupid fucktards that live here won't realise" is the order of the fucking day. Motherfuckers, enough with the fuckery!
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  24. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Hey, you misogynist asshole, what about these fat fucks "hanging out" at the beach:

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    At least the girl in the pic above is wearing fucking clothes, you anti-fat fuck.

    And besides, some guys REALLY like fat girls: (mmmooooph..........oooooof...)

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    And don't even get me started on the skin and bones crowd, 'cause those anorexic pics are just too fucking sad for even me to post.

    Fuck, there are some normally weighted people that are sooooo fucking ugly, they shouldn't be seen in public either. I say, fuck all the holier-than-thou voyeurs and just strut your stuff, whatever the hell stuff you got.
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  25. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    Fuck you and thanx a fuckin' bunch lwien now i'm gonna have that fuckin' second picture haunting me for God knows how long . And What's she fucking reading ? Haiku ?

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