Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.
Sometimes the fucking you get isn't worth the fucking you get.
Fuck you Random test! Home sick and get a text that I have a 2 hour window to submit a random sample. I live 1.5 hours away from the facility. Did not get the text til 30 minutes into my window of opportunity. I do not drive a company vehicle, and passed a screen to come back to work for this company. So thankfully I studied for the test and ACE'd it. Where does the line get drawn for potential med users testing positive for their medicine, yet this does not violate health privacy statutes? What if I use natural medicine to combat my glaucoma? Fuck you Insurance people! Fuck you Constipation! Fuck you 2 hour window! and Fuck Jeff Sessions in sirachi sauce and ghost peppers for good measure!
Fuck radiation treatments. Fuck the people who tell me what I should have done, should be doing, and/or how I should be coping with this bullshit.
Fuck homeopathy too.
Fuck those motherfuckers living downs stairs telling me turn off the beat 11 in the "morning" cuz they up drinking alcohol all night and need to sleep that shit out of their miserable systems!
MOST OF ALL; FUCK ALCOHOl.
Alcohol is one thing but drunk assholes are another. Fuck drunk assholes.
ALCOHOL IS THE DESTRUCTION OF MAN. FUCK ALCOHOL.
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A great big fuck you to Tolerance. I hate you. It now takes me 3 or 4 of my log bowls to get me where I want to be. Doh!
On another note, I would like to say fuck you to all the family members I would love to say this to, but can't. Fuck to the you.
Fuck the Easter Bunny:
US egg prices are at their highest in more than 30 years
Fuck you! ol' man winter.
After four Nor'Easters in three weeks, finally yesterday was 55 degrees and sunny with daffodils beginning to pop. This morning, 6" of snow on the ground after prediction of 1 to 2. Last hurrah, we hope.
Ah, in all fairness @grampa_herb, this article is 2-1/2 years old. I think egg prices here in the US have been down a fair bit for a while now. But the article was interesting as far as production. The chickens are like the Chinese assembly line where the workers produce piecemeal.
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FUCK COMBUSTION !!
Fuck the sub-human that forged medical documents to steal Stan Lee's blood to fucking stamp fucking comics with it to fucking sell. I keep hoping to find out this was a hoax or something. He fucking stole his fucking blood! Die in a fire blood thief.
Fuck anyone that fucks with Stan Lee...Excelsior!
...FUCK YOU Canada Post!!! your suppose to deliver packages to my door if there too big for the community mailbox or need duty paid... no you fucken lazy twats just put a delivery pickup slip in my community mail box... FUCK YOU you lazy piece of shit mailman, you didn't even try you POS... Now i have to go down town later tonight to Crappy tire to pick my shit up (assuming you don't make me pick it up on Monday, if that's the case and EXTRA FUCK YOU!)....
Yeah this goes for the USPS too... yesterday I was dealing with trash in the driveway when the postman waved to me said hello then the put mail in the box. Along with the mail was a notice for a package marked "attempted to deliver, signature required. Mark notice for further delivery or pick up at local post office".
So I got a ride to the post office this morning just to be told that the package is out for delivery.
Fuck people who can't do their fucking jobs.
I'd like to have our rulers here in the USA fucked hard, please.
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