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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Discussion in 'Medical Discussion' started by mvapes, May 16, 2013.

  1. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    So I guess he is against it then? Or was the slap a twisted "thank you" of some sort? You know how family can be . . . ;)
     
  2. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Peace all!

    Not to be a bummer, so no hard feelings!

    Um, I have pk along with my chronic pain and ptsd, and would like the "fuck the parkinsons" thread to make me laugh again pretty please! :D

    (Thanks for that last laugh t-dub...! Needed one this morning...!)

    Since most days start with at least one round of uncontrolled defecating, I have been doing poop posts to laugh at it and not want to put a bullet in my head in humiliation.

    I'm not even 50 and was already using a walker for pain. Now, I can't even grasp the walker most days as my fingers attempt to flee in different directions.

    I see things get serious here on this particular thread and...well I admit, I start to get that feeling of the modern lab coats right out of post-WWII Germany telling me by force of law how I should be more serious... :D

    More laughter is why I came here, that's my own prescribed treatment aside from cannabis. I don't want to think about docs (once again, return to thread title) and how they treat me like sh*t. I hate their damn offices and I hate the damn lobbies of their bldgs and I hate the damn smell of everything there and I hate the serious fu*#ing attitude my family has when they take me for doc visits, and about how my loved ones want me to be a "patient" as my primary role in life, just like the doctors do.

    And they are absolutely confused as to how acting like a rolling comedy show helps.

    They all want pk to be the big, serious, scary thing in my life and spend all my time thinking about it and researching it. Because that's what makes THEM feel better.

    FUCK PK. :shrug:

    Peace!

    Sigh. Now that I was a pissy king baby...

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    And of course I would be remiss without a personal admission...

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    ...and as a man who pursues peace in things large and small...

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  3. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    :) Saw this pic today and it reminded me of this bunch. :D

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    Don't worry @OldOyler we all have bad days around here. Sometimes we come on and vent... and other times we make jokes. That's what this thread is all about. It's a fucking free for all of emotions. Uncharted waters; so to speak. You never know what you're going to find when you come here.

    One thing is for certain though.... almost nothing is off limits. Well... almost. @dorkus_molorkus has pushed the limits more than once and I've come on in the morning to a clean up in aisle PD. :lol:
     
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  4. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Peace all.

    Thanks mom, you are as always very gracious and classy about things. Sigh.

    Finally using the correct treatment (imo) for my current condition... :D

    Peace!

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  5. MinnBobber

    MinnBobber Well-Known Member

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    Sweet, literally .....
    so what temp do you vape them at ;)

    Hang in there...
    peace and wellness
     
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  6. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    I put enough in my mouth so I can't speak - i.e. so I shut the f#%k up...

    :lol:

    Peace!

    (Thanks mb, means a lot) :tup:
     
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  7. Enchantre

    Enchantre Oil Painter

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    Peace, all!
     
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  8. MinnBobber

    MinnBobber Well-Known Member

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    @OldOyler ,

    you obviously are very very strong to deal with what you have going on, whether you know it or not.

    And there will be times when that strength can't quite keep up with those issues, it takes a little dip and things get bad whilst you "re-group"
    Hang in there! Mental deep breaths and get that strength mojo workin' again.

    Hit those strength pills ( M & Ms) and pump it up.
     
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  9. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    It worked MB, I believe I just need to get on a list to get a few things updated is all and I'll be good to go...actually if I could be as healthy as the guy in the picture *without* augments...basterd...!

    :D


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  10. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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    I'm so glad you found your way to this thread, @OldOyler :tup:

    I hope you get a chance to read it from the beginning, back from when @mvapes started this :shit:show of legend; it's a slice of history around here, and hopefully will be just what the doctor ordered for you.

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    Back to it :whip:
     
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  11. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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  12. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Peace all!

    MP that ass was JUST what the doctor ordered this morning. Poster-size them, frame and laminate them, and then sell them as medical supplies for 100x the cost! Add a $.50 chip that says "It's okay to poop" and "No Strain No Gain" and you can sell them to docs for $99 each all day long.

    Hell wifi them out and you can sell people addt'l motivational phrases like a Farmville game at .99 a poop, er "pop", sorry...

    I just did grokit, thanks! Mixed it into some shut-the-fuck-up time for my mouth and keyboard... :)

    And after reading it, I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling...and I have to be careful not to wake everyone up this time of the a.m...

    I found that you were all pleasantly but absolutely out of your damn minds.

    My people! :D

    Peace!
     
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  13. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    Oh boy.... cats out of the bag now folks!!! :uhoh:

    And OldOyler... you may not know this... but the first baby born to the Parkinson's thread was christened by dorkus. It was a proud day when little Shutthefuckup was born. :nod:

    Good to see some 'old faces' still in here appreciating this 'special' little corner of the forum. Even better to see new ones. :D

    I'll leave this here....

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  14. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    He's proud of them babies...
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  15. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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  16. Enchantre

    Enchantre Oil Painter

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    Existential crisis time at our place.
    I'm feeling very, very mortal. Terminal, even.
    And, rather alone.

    Sad history. Boo hoo. Whatever.
    I'm wanting to find the fun in the rest of my existence, before my ticket is punched.
    If this is "all there is", then I'm really pissed off, and want my Life back.
     
  17. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    Hang in there Lady E.

    Sounds like you and I are feeling about the same these days.
     
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  18. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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  19. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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  20. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Well-Known Member

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    '' Micheal, Great sentences! The word is deck.''

    thats what he said, ya deckhead!

    Click to play YouTube Video


    Nothing makes my dick harder than a good play on words and accents.



    kinda reminds me from when I worked at a local vinyard.

    Click to play YouTube Video


    Mom note: For those of you who cannot view this above vid in your country, it can be found here:
    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cork-soakers/n11823?snl=1


    In case you are wondering, Im the guy with the accent.
    you can tell it was a long time ago.
    Janets titties were still awesome and hadnt had their 'coming out, no, no! put them back in, now im blind' super bowl party yet.
     
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  21. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    Ah.. Mr Molorkus... master class cork soaker..... :wave:

    I'm surprised you haven't shown off your new ink.

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    You having a holiday party this year? I sure hope so. Last year's was epic. I really enjoyed the Goon Sack punch you made!

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  22. dorkus_molorkus

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    please allow me to translate from aussie into english.

    sign at the top.

    Straya Keint= australia cunt! (very much the non PC version of USA! USA!USA! and much less gay than 'aussie, aussie, aussie, oi,oi, oi' aka 'the cultural cringe')

    VB= victoria bitter, a brand of beer that is nearly as bad as Fosters (which literally no one actually drinks here, ever!)

    Bundy= Bundaberg rum, a brand of rum made in the inbred town of Bundaberg. Generally mixed with Coke, Bundy & coke is often a precursor to physical violence and altercations and is known the drink for mean drunks. (wayyyy to much sugar I suspect)

    UDL- a brand of pre mixed non branded generic spirits in cans. ( I like the gin and tonics)

    XXXX= Fourex is a brand of beer so bad that I wouldnt drink it if it was the last beer on earth.

    Goon sack= a box of wine sans box. Yep the inner bladder of a box of wine is thing and it has a name.
    The goon sack has also given rise to student party games like 'the goon of fortune'.
    thats where a shit load of kids stand around the very australian backyard hills hoist clothesline.

    as seen here


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    as kids, often led to this...

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    But as young adults led to this.

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    and this

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    But I digress....

    1x Pash= could mean locking lips with the nearest 'sheila' and attempting to lick the fur offa the back of her eyeballs. aka a good pash.

    or its a reference to ye olde bottle 'Passion Pop' the under $5 bastion of pre pubesent drinking that led to drunken incidences and if yr lucky an awesome game of 'stinky finger' in the bushes at a party.
    Preferably but not necessarily not where someone has previously vomited their cheap and nasty bottle of passion pop already.

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    And hidden away on that sign is.
    'show us ya tits' a popular greeting males use to flatter women in social settings where alcohol is plentiful. Usually a prequel to mating, aka pulling, scoring or having 'a root'


    Sheilas & Tequilas, is chicks and mezcal baby.:rockon:


    That concludes todays lesson in 'Australia- A cultural Journey'

    There will be a exam on this subject at the end of the week and it counts for 3% of your final grade.

    So dont fuck it up people.

    Class dismissed.
     
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  23. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    ^^^^^^^

    Told you guys he throws a good party. :lol:
     
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  24. MinnBobber

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    OK, all this Aussie talk has me cranked up for something.
    Maybe a culinary conversation with Dorkus MoCorksoaker????
    Let's get rolling:

    Which is more of a culinary masterpiece / gastronomic symphony:
    - a nicely plated Vegemite sandwich OR
    - a really thick slice of Spam, maybe with a pig formed on top with the gelatinous matter ( kind of like the images your barista does at your upscale coffee shops)?? ;)

    Foodies want to know and learn from your wealth of knowledge :)
     
  25. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    I'm a little worried about what type of 'gelatinous matter' @dorkus_molorkus might use.....? :uhoh:

    And oh dorkus! Your pic of the cloths line above reminded me that I haven't thanked you for the Christmas present you sent me! Oh... it was a bit of trouble trying to figure it out but I think I got it. Does this look right to you?

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