Ummm
@momofthegoons , i think you're doing it wrong........
you were only supposed to compare yours to the chart above,not shit all over it.
BTW its not a whiteboard.
points for effort however.
I wonder where pilsbury junior here aligns himself on the chart?
The poor little cherub, he's got more fucking chins than the chinese phone book.
As for Momma here trying to get Santa sacked. I believe she is a type 5 piece of shit who also scores a 6 on the Nestle purina fecal scoring system.
''Has texture, but no defined shape (aka fat blob of shit). Occurs as piles or spots & leaves residue when picked up (or thrown into the fan)''
Note to self- If I ever pick up anyone that leaves a residue, occurs as a pile or spots.
Ima putting that bitch back!
(Or at least getting an ointment)
If I cant disrespect a 9 yr old then who the fuck can I disprespect then?
As for my poop here, I named it Wanda the shithouse Anaconda. I would wield Wanda like some sort of fecal broad sword and beat that fat little kid and his mom to death.
I mean tell him its play dough so he can work thru his disappointment, cause Santa aint giving him shit this year.
Well, maybe diabetes
I gotta go poop................
But I always thought that the conversation was a little.. well.. I thought it needed that third element. The fart. 
So you've met the fresh meat, eh... I mean newcomer? Good! I knew you would make him feel welcome.
What the fuck you eating in your neck of the woods? That must mean you have.....
