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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Discussion in 'Medical Discussion' started by mvapes, May 16, 2013.

  1. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Drying a person with clothes on takes SO long... Sheesh...
     
  2. Baron23

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    Mom - you have to give up those twinkies! LOL
     
  3. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Baron,

    I don't know - my life coach and model of genetic strength says...

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  4. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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    How about some random celebrity ladies with steve buscemi's eyes.

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  5. mephisto

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    C'mon, its clear those are Madonna's real peepers.
     
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  6. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    I'll just leave this here
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  7. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    That's why I never go outside unprotected, MP.

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  8. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    Just take the kids to the zoo they said... it will be fun and educational!

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  9. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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    Pffft.

    The zoo? I paid $300 for a special session at the aquarium...I didn't know whales were into...what did the trainer call it...oh yeah raping human beings underwater...

    It was all going so well, then I saw the look in the whale's eyes, and...I can't show the rest, I charge $9.99/minute to watch it to help pay for the horrible medical bills to repair all the tearing...

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  10. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    So I was out shopping for a outfit for the upcoming holiday this weekend and... I'm sorry but I am sooooo tired of the same old Christmas sweaters! Anyone can wear this...

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    Sigh.. it's been done.

    So this year, we thought we would get a little more creative and, while still wearing matching outfits, take it to a new level.

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    I think it might start a new trend!
     
  11. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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  12. OldOyler

    OldOyler Fire it again. I can still find the ground.

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  13. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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    These folks are really into this :shit:!
     
  14. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    Tired of this? Looking for an explanation?

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  15. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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  16. momofthegoons

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    Santa has a new tactic for those who are naughty all year... he's foregone the coal...

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  17. Baron23

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    Oh....OH....OOOHHHHH....that's awful, Mom. LOL
     
  18. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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  19. momofthegoons

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  20. Enchantre

    Enchantre Oil Painter

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    I just want to bitch a moment about my zombie BIL - he's on standard PD meds, and it is so fucking awful!
    I swear, he never even blinked at the xmas eve party last night.

    Fuck Pharma
     
  21. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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    Don't know about you guys, but I wait anxiously for @dorkus_molorkus to send me his holiday videos. I especially like his 420 parties, but his holiday video for this Christmas was stellar as well!

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  22. dorkus_molorkus

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    well for starters,
    people, pls do not be engaging in rough sex with yr food before you cook it!
    If you have been banging them awhile it makes them all tense and the meat gets all stringy.

    Especially if they have been yr go to 'rent a goat' in some sort of village atmosphere.
    However if you sneak up on them from behind and surprise them with a bunch of flowers & a bottle of wine and then engage in coitus.

    The flowers and wine act as some sort of billy goat gruff tenderiser

    But I digress, @Stu I have passed on all yr details to this lady & we have both prayed for you.

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    In saying that, I have also voluntarily given my own details & have prayed for myself.

    Ambien is some freaky shit.


    Interesting piece of history: In 1872 the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine . In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
     
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  23. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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    For those who don't frequent Ambien sub-reddits, Ambien Walrus (Genus: Nonsense Characters, Species: Drug-induced Animals) is the embodiment of the drug's side effects. Those include loss of inhibition, hallucinating and snacking on bizarre combinations of delicacies edible and inedible alike. Basically, the pre-Ambien you goes on hiatus and a creature who lacks social boundaries and any sense of sensory reality takes up residence in your body. It's the Tyler Durden of the sleeping-pill world.

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  24. Stu

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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I'm grateful that the image link you posted is dead.

    I always get the same feeling of dread whenever I see this in my alerts:

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  25. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict

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