Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

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Tweek

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dorkus_molorkus said:
sexy zoot suit wearing, moustashioued bad assed, coffee drinking muthafucker!:rockon:
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ShipDit

ShipDit

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mvapes said:
Well, I suffered full body lock for the first time last night from the PD. I'm either the human blender or now the human hard on!
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Welcome to my world Brother. I get at least 2 gran-mal sezures a week. Some last over an hour,and it takes about 15-20 mins. before I get my memories back. Those are the scariest times I've ever been through. Combat was nothing compared to literally not knowing anything for what feels like forever. A couple months back my hand bent far enough back to break my wrist during a bad one. Hurt like a bitch when I came to. I know it sucks big time man,but look at the bright side...at least you're not in Australia.:tup:
 
Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
ShipDit said:
Welcome to my world Brother. I get at least 2 gran-mal sezures a week. Some last over an hour,and it takes about 15-20 mins. before I get my memories back. Those are the scariest times I've ever been through. Combat was nothing compared to literally not knowing anything for what feels like forever. A couple months back my hand bent far enough back to break my wrist during a bad one. Hurt like a bitch when I came to. I know it sucks big time man,but look at the bright side...at least you're not in Australia.:tup:
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I've had two gran-mal seizures, and my family said it scared them to death. Of course, I don't remember anything, from either episode. I do remember feeling extremely tired before they happened. Like not able to put one foot in front of the other tired. I had one seizure in Chili's, then another in the E.R. My body was so sore too! :(
 
ShipDit

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AdmiralAlpacha said:
I was told this is where I am suppose to come for the new GonA attachments? Anyone have more info on this? I just picked up a new box of poptarts...
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Make sure you have frosted Poptarts and plenty of pastry lube. You have to be fitted for the GonA. If you can't get fitted,tell your glass man you want the one that holds one,mabe two gerbils. I'm now a big fan of rectal pastry, Plus they force your farts to filter back through the p-tart,giving everyone a nice cinnamon scented fart to enjoy. But only use cinnamon! The fruit flavors all have been proven to turn people gay. Nothing wrong with that of course,but it's something you should be aware of. I've used both flavors and I'm still straight,but it did turn my boyfriend gay.
If your not sure,just ask someone at your local grocery store which pop tarts are the gay ones.
Keep watching this thread because The Retarded Three are working on a sleeker,more comfortable 'tart. Would you be interested in doing some beta-testing for us? We need the input of all the assholes we can get.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I like the vanilla tarts, however many have told the chocolate are a must try! I stay away from the mango tarts, fucker stole my rims. And forget about the fucking leechee tarts, weird nips!
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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the only good kitty a...................

No17 Chicken w/ cashew nuts in a kung pow sauce from the local takeout.
nom,nom,nom nice kitty.:tup:


EDIT- I am taking notes on you fuckers and the death staring spiders are practicing their 'blue steel' for you all as we speak.
and yes, I am filthy & unloved right now. I have had no bathroom for over 2 weeks & my wife moved out for the renovation. So, yup 40 billion beers, lots of n017 chicken w/ cashews & the odd bit of german porn is the daily spread at the mo
 
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