stark1

Lonesome Planet
To be contrary, I hate English.

It is so confusing, the nuances of one word can make for naked poetry. &

One word describes itself perfectly. VapCap. :evil:


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I would prefer images of George and the team instead of those bearded and tatoo'ed mothertruckers and Instagram noodles on the Dynavap site. It's quite ridiculous.

Yeah, huh!

It’s almost creepy. I dread tattoos. :bang:
 
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Ricardo

Well-Known Member
I hate English.
So do I pal.
A poem about pronunciation.




The poem below is called "The Chaos" and was written by G. Nolst Trenite, a.k.a. Charivarius (1870-1946). See:
http://www.wordsmith.org/awad/english.html

Read it aloud:

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
 

beyond6strings

Just another traveller in the Cannaverse
So do I pal.
A poem about pronunciation.




The poem below is called "The Chaos" and was written by G. Nolst Trenite, a.k.a. Charivarius (1870-1946). See:
http://www.wordsmith.org/awad/english.html

Read it aloud:

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

And this is why I love this thread.

And my oh my, aren't the @DDave Water Wands magical? Wow-the long one with a Ti tip paired with my J Hook filled with about .04g of my own Super Hybrid. Time to take on a rainy Monday.

And here's my poem for the day. No attribution. Cheers, FCers

One dark day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys
Got up to fight

Back-to-back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other

A deaf policeman
Heard the noise
Went out and shot
Those two dead boys

If you want to know
If this story's true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too
 

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
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I Gotta Say, I LOVE this photo. Besides the absolutely gorgeous stashes (and colorful Omnis), what a GREAT background. The lego product as erector set remaking a historically profound setting. Very very cool. Thanks, George.
 

beyond6strings

Just another traveller in the Cannaverse
Greetings from London.

We decided to depart early before our next show in Berlin and spend a few day making our way across part of Europe.

We left Chicago Tuesday afternoon and landed in Dublin Wednesday morning, caught a cab into the city, dropped the bags and walked towards the city center.

It was a bit of a surprise how there were almost no stores open at 7:30am. We finally found a shop and had a little something for breakfast, then went to buy a hop on hop off bus ticket. What a great idea! How nice to just ride along on the bus until you see something interesting then get off, and then get back on the next one as soon as you're done. I highly recommend these.

Not sure where to begin, it was just a comfortable place to sit for a while and get oriented about the city. Then we stopped and there seemed to be a good place to stop in for a quick visit...
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This was a nice place and the self guided tour was very nice.

The next day it was time to gain some altitude...

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The cliffs of Moher. Very beautiful. Also quite amazing at how many people went right around the fence to walk the very edge. It is a 200+ meter or 700 foot drop.

Then a quick stop in the Burren for a few photos.

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It is quite a striking landscape. Mostly rock with a blend of wild flowers.

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Saturday was a busy day. Soon after it was decided I would be returning to Europe, a picture I was hoping to capture came to mind. I hope you like.

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So far it has been a great trip. Amsterdam is next. @Dutch-Mic is coordinating a DynaMeet and eat on Wednesday if anyone is interested, please send him a PM.

To finish up the week, I'll be in Berlin this weekend at Mary Jane. I've heard it is a good show, so stop by if you are in the area.

Last, the blue titanium parts and OmniVaps are available on our website now.

Cheers,

George

Thanks for these George-gorgeous. And it's nice to know you keep some of the coolest stuff for you. Those are the prettiest stashes I've ever seen.

And the Dynavap Stonedhenge shot will become iconic.
 

Ricardo

Well-Known Member
Ken, reminds me of

Oh I see said the blind man to his deaf son who took up a hammer and saw, while their legless dog ran. And peed into the wind.

It’s all coming back to me, now.

My father's version was - "I see, said the blind man, a hole in the wall" "You're a liar said the dummy, for you can't see at all"...
And I'm going back 50 years there!
I'm not sure I follow your version, though but.
EDIT: Was "dummy" ever PC, anywhere?
 

mrb

Accessory Maker
Accessory Maker
I would prefer images of George and the team (or Vapcaps in nature) instead of those bearded and tatoo'ed mothertruckers and Instagram noodles on the Dynavap site. It's quite ridiculous.

I had to go and look. . . Hmmmm, choice of bohemian hipsters is rather narrow in it's representation of the brand, products and customers.. . In my opinion it might be better to have some more natural and candid shots. Like over the shoulder of someone sitting at a cafe table with friends and the vapcap in focus on the table etc.
I'd make it my laid back mission to take some better ones to offer to the DV team to possibly use, but my VC collection is too customised now, I don't have a "stock vape" in the collection. Apart from a newly acquired M that is about to get gifted to a friend (hopefully my 4th convert). Also my dynastashes are home made too... shame. I'd have enjoyed the challenge, seeing if I could take some photos that the DV team felt they wanted to use. .


In other news I had the great pleasure of meeting George and his lovely family this weekend as they passed through London!
We met up for a drink and some food along with another couple of local DV enthusiasts. What a lovely man he is, as warm, genuine and enthusiastic as he appears on line. It was a real joy to chat and hear about different parts of the development of his products and company and the various challenges faced. His attitude is inspiring!
Chatted about lots of things, many of them dynavap, but no I don't suddenly have any inside information before anyone asks :) although I did get to see a whole bunch of multi-coloured and glowing anodised parts that he had with him :)
 

Jill NYC

Portable Hoarder
Thanks everyone for your responses and suggestions:

Try not to keep the ti tip inside the flame.
I’m not sure I understand what you are saying. Where does the flame go if not on the tip?

I’ve tried the NonaVonG stem on my Omni XL a few times now, heated to the click. It does get pretty dark after a couple of draws through water, but I haven’t combusted yet.

Is it combusting on the first draw, or could you be pushing it too far?

If you don’t leave any air space at the end of the tip, that might be worth trying. It definitely seems to get darker faster for me when I fill it all the way to the top, so I usually leave a small amount of air space.
It IS combusting on first draw... from cold to combustion.
I will try to pack less, although I don’t think I have been packing it too full.. I use same amount in M tip without the same issues. But thanks for the suggestion. I will try it out tonight.

Have you tried heating closer to the disc end of the cap (furthest point from the digger) with a single flame?
I have in the past, but for some reason thought the heat was lower when it was closer to the digger. Is that wrong? I will definitely give that a shot tonight as well, with a single flame lighter.


I go just a bit under the middle for the first hit so I get some vapour. After that I can get a really long session by just heating it in the middle. Sometimes I even bathe it in the outter part of the flame. Haven't combusted once since then. Oh I do use a hemp filter sandwich (2 SS ccd screens as I lost my one and only Ti ccd a couple days ago:doh::huh::huh::cry::cry:)

Question though. Do you have the screen set in the smallest setting? I noticed I have to be a bit more careful when I do that.
I tend to light it somewhere from base of cap to middle of it. Bases on your suggestion and one above that, I will try middle to top.
I am currently using it on the longest setting. In truth, I really want to try out the hemp filter idea, but am not going to bother until I master the basic technique. (I will have more questions when that time comes, I am sure!) Sorry to hear about the lost screen!

Hey bud! Are you angling the lighter as you have seen in Dynavap vids hopefully or you are keeping it perpendicular? It makes a lot of difference.
I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to the angle of the lighter. Again, I have basically been lighting the Ti Tip the same as I light the M tip. I will consciously try to angle it tonight.

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So bottom line, is using the Ti tip a completely different technique than using the M? I remember reading the M holds heat longer, but I didn’t realize there were so many other differences. I also am surprised that “respecting the click” isn’t as foolproof as originally thought.
 

Drexciya

Homage to the Deepsea Dwellers
Thanks everyone for your responses and suggestions:


I’m not sure I understand what you are saying. Where does the flame go if not on the tip?


It IS combusting on first draw... from cold to combustion.
I will try to pack less, although I don’t think I have been packing it too full.. I use same amount in M tip without the same issues. But thanks for the suggestion. I will try it out tonight.


I have in the past, but for some reason thought the heat was lower when it was closer to the digger. Is that wrong? I will definitely give that a shot tonight as well, with a single flame lighter.



I tend to light it somewhere from base of cap to middle of it. Bases on your suggestion and one above that, I will try middle to top.
I am currently using it on the longest setting. In truth, I really want to try out the hemp filter idea, but am not going to bother until I master the basic technique. (I will have more questions when that time comes, I am sure!) Sorry to hear about the lost screen!


I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to the angle of the lighter. Again, I have basically been lighting the Ti Tip the same as I light the M tip. I will consciously try to angle it tonight.

...............

So bottom line, is using the Ti tip a completely different technique than using the M? I remember reading the M holds heat longer, but I didn’t realize there were so many other differences. I also am surprised that “respecting the click” isn’t as foolproof as originally thought.
I might have missed it, probably even, but did you try switching caps?
 

latulipe999

Well-Known Member
Thanks everyone for your responses and suggestions:


I’m not sure I understand what you are saying. Where does the flame go if not on the tip?

turn the Vapcap when you heat it and stay just above the point of the flame, do not put the cap in it.

And be careful because the Ti Tip has less inertia than the M Tip because it is stainless steel

try again until you get it, have fun, enjoy ;)
 
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Ricardo

Well-Known Member
Confession time: I've always considered myself a lightweight consumer, a microdoser. My Ti Tips are set to smallest and I used to hit it usually just once an evening and be floating for hours. I've had some ill health of late and am not working. I have to pass the time but I don't have much energy for outdoor activities just now....so, I vape. I vape in the morning 'fore the sun comes up (with a hey-diddle-diddle and haway we go), I vape at noon when my mood is low (with a hey-diddle-diddle and haway we go), I vape in the evenining and I vape at night and my cbd screens seem to have got pushed down ever so slightly. I know a T break will fix it but I'm not concerned, it's still well less than 0.5g/day.
I never used to save ABV from my VapCaps - I think I get all the goodies possible out of them BUT now I'm sometimes vaping in the DaVinci Ascent gently at 170º, 180º, 190ºC (go convert), then caching out the ABV and blowing off the rest in the NonaVong . Waste not, want not :myday:
EDIT: I forgot to make my point :D This was because someone posted a few days back about not getting much flavour from the VC which is a fair point compared with electronic, temperature controllable devices. i'm saying you can have the best of both worlds - gentle high extracting all those low-temp terpoids, then the mule kick of a full VC extraction.
 
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