cleaness? For piss test?

So I have run into some legal issues and will have to take a piss test. I knew it was coming up so I slowed my usage and stopped vaping on september 15th. It is now November 15th and I just tested myself a week or so back(home test) and came back dirty. Now I got this test at a shitty place and it was cheap so I was just wondering if maybe it's the test itself? Because I don't think I could still be dirty after two months of stopping completely and also slowing my consumption drastically before I actually stopped(I slowed a ton for about 3 weeks to 1 month before initially stopping). What do you guys and gals think? Could I honestly still be dirty for this long?

You can be sober for 8 months and test positive IF you are fat enough.
(my dad tested positive for 8-9 months straight when he quit, probably 300lbs+)

this picture is very helpful if you haven't seen it

This guy that runs a weed blog posted ways to past a drug test submitted from two other users.

Then when he had to take a drug test, he used the same methods he posted and passed.

He created a post proving his success with the given methods.

Finally, he compiled all three into one page.

Here's the link:

http://st0ner-c0mics.tumblr.com/tagged/drug_test

I wish you all the luck in the world, friend.

they will be watching me piss and I will be tested multiple times so dilution method or substitution won't be working. I don't have a ton of body fat, but I'm also not stick thin. I'm about 195-200lbs 6ft tall. I believe I have more muscle than I do fat.

I would retest with a quality test ASAP . . .

http://www.drugtestyourteen.com/order_products_here

Edit: Another good looking company . . .

http://www.newmeddiagnostics.com/main.sc

Maybe if you have the cash, you'd consider a fake... well, a fake dick?
I've checked out the website of the top brand fake-dick-synthetic-piss system (NSFW). They look pretty damn convincing as far as I can tell.
I don't think the lab techs are going to have a full up-down examination of your junk either way.
Maybe a glance over the shoulder I'd hope (I dunno there's some interesting people out there).

Look into it if you're interested.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinator.html
Seriously, it's a fake dick for fake piss delivery. Super not safe for work.

Hell yea!! Got a new test and guess who's clean!!!



It's a faint line but the test said that is how it was supposed to work. Came up right away too! I guess as a lesson to everyone don't buy THC tests from the dollar tree lol

Shit, I've bought some from Dollar Tree. Well now I know haha
Thanks for the heads up and congrats!

Yea I even tested myself right before with the dollar tree test right before I took this one and came up positive lol. Then I took this and realized I was negative. I guess that extra 1.9% accuracy really counts