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cleaness? For piss test?

Discussion in 'Ask FC' started by VapeNStone, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. VapeNStone

    VapeNStone Mark

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    So I have run into some legal issues and will have to take a piss test. I knew it was coming up so I slowed my usage and stopped vaping on september 15th. It is now November 15th and I just tested myself a week or so back(home test) and came back dirty. Now I got this test at a shitty place and it was cheap so I was just wondering if maybe it's the test itself? Because I don't think I could still be dirty after two months of stopping completely and also slowing my consumption drastically before I actually stopped(I slowed a ton for about 3 weeks to 1 month before initially stopping). What do you guys and gals think? Could I honestly still be dirty for this long?
     
  2. SD_haze

    SD_haze MMJ Vaporist

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    You can be sober for 8 months and test positive IF you are fat enough.
    (my dad tested positive for 8-9 months straight when he quit, probably 300lbs+)

    this picture is very helpful if you haven't seen it
    [​IMG]
     
  3. vx13

    vx13 Canna Vapor Dragon Slayer

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    This guy that runs a weed blog posted ways to past a drug test submitted from two other users.​
    Then when he had to take a drug test, he used the same methods he posted and passed.​
    He created a post proving his success with the given methods.​
    Finally, he compiled all three into one page.​
    Here's the link:​
    I wish you all the luck in the world, friend.​
     
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  4. VapeNStone

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    they will be watching me piss and I will be tested multiple times so dilution method or substitution won't be working. I don't have a ton of body fat, but I'm also not stick thin. I'm about 195-200lbs 6ft tall. I believe I have more muscle than I do fat.
     
  5. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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  6. vx13

    vx13 Canna Vapor Dragon Slayer

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    Maybe if you have the cash, you'd consider a fake... well, a fake dick?
    I've checked out the website of the top brand fake-dick-synthetic-piss system (NSFW). They look pretty damn convincing as far as I can tell.
    I don't think the lab techs are going to have a full up-down examination of your junk either way.
    Maybe a glance over the shoulder I'd hope (I dunno there's some interesting people out there).

    Look into it if you're interested.
    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinator.html
    Seriously, it's a fake dick for fake piss delivery. Super not safe for work.
     
  7. VapeNStone

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    Hell yea!! Got a new test and guess who's clean!!!

    [​IMG]

    It's a faint line but the test said that is how it was supposed to work. Came up right away too! I guess as a lesson to everyone don't buy THC tests from the dollar tree lol
     
  8. vx13

    vx13 Canna Vapor Dragon Slayer

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    Shit, I've bought some from Dollar Tree. Well now I know haha
    Thanks for the heads up and congrats!
     
  9. VapeNStone

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    Yea I even tested myself right before with the dollar tree test right before I took this one and came up positive lol. Then I took this and realized I was negative. I guess that extra 1.9% accuracy really counts ;)
     
  10. hafalump

    hafalump Well-Known Member

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    Will use of ABV edibles test positive? Well extracted, med. roast coffee ground appearance.
     
  11. His_Highness

    His_Highness In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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    Yes, an ABV edible will cause you to test positive.

    I have used the pharmacist process described above and it worked for me after having stopped use for 9 days and I use daily. A friend of mine is a pharmacist and gave me the same instructions...heck, for all I know he's the one who wrote the info above. Another thing I was told to do if I was short for cleanup time was to claim I had a Flu and took a Tylenol based over the counter medicine and Ibuprofen because the color of them is similar on the test. The downside to claiming the Tylenol / Ibuprofen is that they may say come back again in a week or so.
     
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  12. hafalump

    hafalump Well-Known Member

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    Good info. Thank you.;)
     
  13. 1_gr8_underdog

    1_gr8_underdog Trapped in the Astral Planes

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    The above method described works. I would also add that drinking 3tbs. Of 50yr old powdered ginsing extract diluted into green tea with honey 3 times a day for a week with no smoking along with heavy water intake and heavy exercise has worked for me in the past. My tae kwan do instructer/medicinal herbalist friend helped me out once over 15 years ago with that detox. He was in his Fiftys' then and has passed since then. I thought I would honor him by posting his way. :peace::ninja:
    But with the advancements I am sure that have happened since then, this may no longer be useful. :shrug:
     
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