cleaness? For piss test?

[VapeNStone]

So I have run into some legal issues and will have to take a piss test. I knew it was coming up so I slowed my usage and stopped vaping on september 15th. It is now November 15th and I just tested myself a week or so back(home test) and came back dirty. Now I got this test at a shitty place and it was cheap so I was just wondering if maybe it's the test itself? Because I don't think I could still be dirty after two months of stopping completely and also slowing my consumption drastically before I actually stopped(I slowed a ton for about 3 weeks to 1 month before initially stopping). What do you guys and gals think? Could I honestly still be dirty for this long?

 

[SD_haze]

You can be sober for 8 months and test positive IF you are fat enough.
(my dad tested positive for 8-9 months straight when he quit, probably 300lbs+)

this picture is very helpful if you haven't seen it

 

[vx13]

This guy that runs a weed blog posted ways to past a drug test submitted from two other users.​

Then when he had to take a drug test, he used the same methods he posted and passed.​

He created a post proving his success with the given methods.​

Finally, he compiled all three into one page.​

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Here's the link:​

http://st0ner-c0mics.tumblr.com/tagged/drug_test​

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I wish you all the luck in the world, friend.​

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[VapeNStone]

they will be watching me piss and I will be tested multiple times so dilution method or substitution won't be working. I don't have a ton of body fat, but I'm also not stick thin. I'm about 195-200lbs 6ft tall. I believe I have more muscle than I do fat.

 

[t-dub]

I would retest with a quality test ASAP . . .

http://www.drugtestyourteen.com/order_products_here

Edit: Another good looking company . . .

http://www.newmeddiagnostics.com/main.sc

 

[vx13]

Maybe if you have the cash, you'd consider a fake... well, a fake dick?
I've checked out the website of the top brand fake-dick-synthetic-piss system (NSFW). They look pretty damn convincing as far as I can tell.
I don't think the lab techs are going to have a full up-down examination of your junk either way.
Maybe a glance over the shoulder I'd hope (I dunno there's some interesting people out there).

Look into it if you're interested.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinator.html
Seriously, it's a fake dick for fake piss delivery. Super not safe for work.

 

[VapeNStone]

Hell yea!! Got a new test and guess who's clean!!!



It's a faint line but the test said that is how it was supposed to work. Came up right away too! I guess as a lesson to everyone don't buy THC tests from the dollar tree lol

 

[vx13]

Hell yea!! Got a new test and guess who's clean!!!



It's a faint line but the test said that is how it was supposed to work. Came up right away too! I guess as a lesson to everyone don't buy THC tests from the dollar tree lol

Shit, I've bought some from Dollar Tree. Well now I know haha
Thanks for the heads up and congrats!

 

[VapeNStone]

Yea I even tested myself right before with the dollar tree test right before I took this one and came up positive lol. Then I took this and realized I was negative. I guess that extra 1.9% accuracy really counts

 

[hafalump]

Will use of ABV edibles test positive? Well extracted, med. roast coffee ground appearance.

 

[His_Highness]

Will use of ABV edibles test positive? Well extracted, med. roast coffee ground appearance.

Yes, an ABV edible will cause you to test positive.

I have used the pharmacist process described above and it worked for me after having stopped use for 9 days and I use daily. A friend of mine is a pharmacist and gave me the same instructions...heck, for all I know he's the one who wrote the info above. Another thing I was told to do if I was short for cleanup time was to claim I had a Flu and took a Tylenol based over the counter medicine and Ibuprofen because the color of them is similar on the test. The downside to claiming the Tylenol / Ibuprofen is that they may say come back again in a week or so.

 

[hafalump]

Good info. Thank you.

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

The above method described works. I would also add that drinking 3tbs. Of 50yr old powdered ginsing extract diluted into green tea with honey 3 times a day for a week with no smoking along with heavy water intake and heavy exercise has worked for me in the past. My tae kwan do instructer/medicinal herbalist friend helped me out once over 15 years ago with that detox. He was in his Fiftys' then and has passed since then. I thought I would honor him by posting his way.
But with the advancements I am sure that have happened since then, this may no longer be useful.