Whats your least favorite thing to do after vaping?

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caseball2051

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I brought my Zap out last night when i got home from school and got back and realized i need to put my clean sheets on my bed. What a task that is, i hate doing that sober nevermind vaped.

how botu you guys?
 
jeffp

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
If I'm using a whip based, my least favorite thing to do is accidentally drop the whip while I'm half passed out.
If I had to change the bed sheet I would live with the bed sheet as is and commit to changing it in the morning.
 
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PerseusStoned

PerseusStoned

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Clean up a friend's (considerable) vomit from carpet. An IRS audit might just be more terrifying though ;)
 
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jeffp

jeffp

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happydays said:
Answer the door. I know from experience that sheets can wait.
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Right, the worse case scenario is just go to sleep with your clothes on.
 
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tdavie

tdavie

Unconscious Objector
Clean up dog puke because the dog ate my entire order of Kung Pao Chicken because I left it unattended :lol:

Tom
 
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AGBeer

AGBeer

Lost in Thought
My least favorite thing to do is put my stash, ABV pouch and stems away. Basically, saying goodbye to my Zap for the session is my least favorite thing. But then it means I get to come back to it ;)
 
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jeffp

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
Putting away a SSV is more involved than putting away a PD... I know what you mean though.
 
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DevoTheStrange

DevoTheStrange

Ia! Ia! Vapor Fthagn!
My least favorite thing to do after a vaping session is getting stuck doing some house chore that I wasn't expecting. I hate getting high and getting stuck doing something like Vacuum the house or Mow the lawn.... unless it was my intent to do such activity stoned.
 
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Samsquanch

Samsquanch

Vapor Astronaut
My least favorite thing to do after vaping is dealing with the PO , even if he's none the wiser :brow:
 
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steiner666

steiner666

Serial vapist
Oh man, so many things i hate doing while vaked, i think its longer than the things i DO like doing vaked lol.

First and foremost, and this is a no-brainer so i'm not going to count it as my least favorite thing: getting busted/searched/questioned by the authorities. This could be the cops, your parents, your boss, whoever has authority over you at the location where you're vaping. In my case, i dont live with parents so thats a non-issue, and with my LB i dont think my boss (who is a pretty nice guy) will ever know if/when i'm stoned at work lol. So yeah, basically, dealing with cops

But anything that I dont enjoy doing or wasnt planning to do. I'm the type of guy who tries to get everything that's unpleasant or strenuous taken care of prior to vaping so that the buzz can be enjoyed. When i get home from work to my DBV and vape a bowl and my g/f tells me she forgot to have me run an errand while i was out i get a bit annoyed. Not just because of anything to do with vaping but also because it's a waste of time and gas.

Other things i hate doing vaked: going poop, cleaning up animal poop (dog piles outside or cat box), being around stressed-out high-strung or bitchy ppl, going to a funeral, being around 2nd hand smoke or paint fumes or anything that makes it hard/unpleasant to breath, being in confined/crowded spaces (claustrophobia is even worse stoned), being unable to openly express my thoughts (like having to be nice to a stupid customer on the phone), listening to pop/emo/country or other music i dont like.
 
sour

sour

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I don't like talking on the phone when I'm vaked. Usually if my phone rings whilst I'm high it will be ignored. Exceptions are my girlfriend, my closest friends, and some select family members. This isn't because I don't want to "deal" with another phone call, it doesn't take much energy to blab a little on the phone, it's that I don't want to risk being found out to be high. For those that know what I do it's a non-issue and they don't get my voicemail box.

Another thing that I really don't like to do while vaked is grocery shopping. It takes me forever and I hate the store! I will literally stand there on any isle and split hairs over what brand has what ingredients, and what is the better value. I'm no health nut, and I'm not even particularly thrifty under normal circumstances but when I'm high I become a freaking shopping analyst, my focus is that great when I'm high.
 
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stickstones

stickstones

Vapor concierge
that's funny, sour... I like to go grocery shopping when hi. Or maybe I like to get hi so I can go shopping...whatever.

steiner...I'm with you. When I get hi it is to relax and chill, so hanging with someone who wants to bitch about their day is a real drag.
 
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hinglemccringleberry

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stickstones said:
that's funny, sour... I like to go grocery shopping when hi. Or maybe I like to get hi so I can go shopping...whatever.
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Funny, I've come to realize grocery shopping is one of my LEAST favorite things to do right after getting high, it seems like every time I do it that's the ONLY time I EVER run into a smoking hot girl and I'm too incoherent or bloodshot-eyed to strike up a convo, or I get cash back at the self checkout and forget to take the fucking cash with me, or I leave my ATM card on the counter at the checkstand (why would I put it down in the first place?!?), and I don't realize it until I'm outside, then I have go back into the store....or I get to the checkout stand w/ my stuff and realize I left my wallet in my car, or I see someone I know who i dont want to talk to and have to hide from them....Seems like there's always some form of ridiculous bullshit to deal with every single time I walk into a grocery store right after vaping.. ugh. So I quit doing that.

steiner666 said:
Other things i hate doing vaked: going poop
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WTF? Blasphemy! That's one the best things in life!
 
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