Well, I'd be happier if I didn't have to bump this myself, but right now I'm happy that my government spent the extra cash to make sure their cash could survive my washing machine, unlike every single other kind of paper on earth.
I have no idea what pocket this $40 was in, and it might have been in one of the new to me pairs of thrift store pants that were in the load. I'm fact, Now that I just wrote that, I'm realizing that this soggy currency had to have been in the pocket of those used pants. Well, that's a happy realization!