Weird News Stories of the Day.....
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florduh
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Mannnn, miss me with this bullshit until I see some pics. And not fuzzy ass 140p video. We all have 4k cameras in our pockets these days.
apnews.com
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Apparently this dude works for some US Intel Agency. These are the same guys who want me to believe Cuba, a tiny island nation we've been conducting siege warfare on for the past 60 years, somehow developed a brain melting laser beam weapon.
Also, didn't the Pentagon spend like a trillion dollars on the F-23, a plane that can't fly in the rain? Doesn't seem like a government that has access to magical alien aerospace tech.
Whistleblower tells Congress the US is concealing 'multi-decade' program that captures UFOs
The U.S. is concealing a longstanding program that retrieves and reverse engineers unidentified flying objects, a former Air Force intelligence officer testified in front of Congress.
UFO hearing: Whistleblower testifies government 'absolutely' has possession of 'nonhuman' craft
In testimony before the House of Representatives, former Air Force officer David Grusch said the U.S. has recovered "biologics" from downed craft.
Apparently this dude works for some US Intel Agency. These are the same guys who want me to believe Cuba, a tiny island nation we've been conducting siege warfare on for the past 60 years, somehow developed a brain melting laser beam weapon.
Also, didn't the Pentagon spend like a trillion dollars on the F-23, a plane that can't fly in the rain? Doesn't seem like a government that has access to magical alien aerospace tech.
florduh
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vaxxed? 
nypost.com
Missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase
Police have launched a murder investigation after the dismembered remains of missing millionaire Fernando Pérez Algaba, 41, were discovered by a group of children in Buenos Aires, Argentina over th…
nypost.com
EarthworldTim
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8 family members charged in $7.6 million recycling fraud scheme between Arizona, California
A family in California is facing multiple felony charges after being accused of carrying out a recycling fraud scheme worth $7.6 million.
www.usatoday.com
florduh
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Can the CIA please do the one fucking thing they're good at here?
uk.sports.yahoo.com
For what it's worth, I don't think RFK Jr is a Nazi. I think RFK Jr hired a 25 year old Nazi to do his social media. Many Such Cases™ lately:
www.bbc.com
RFK Jr.'s Latest Tweet Is Being Widely Interpreted As A Nazi Dog Whistle
A tweet from the Democratic presidential candidate's account included the numbers 14 and 88 close together, evoking a known hate symbol.
For what it's worth, I don't think RFK Jr is a Nazi. I think RFK Jr hired a 25 year old Nazi to do his social media. Many Such Cases™ lately:
DeSantis campaign fires aide who shared clip with Nazi symbol
The video showed the Florida governor's face on a sonnenrad, or sun-wheel, with soldiers marching.
Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public
A Japanese man who spent more than $20,000 to become a dog has taken his first walk and made some canine friends.
nypost.com
Trajectory.
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Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public
A Japanese man who spent more than $20,000 to become a dog has taken his first walk and made some canine friends.
Is this the same guy who's dating an AI girlfriend?
Lizzo forced dancers to eat bananas from sex workers’ vaginas during Amsterdam trip: bombshell lawsuit
One plaintiff claims she was forced to soil herself during a 12-hour rehearsal out of fear of being retaliated against for leaving the stage.
pagesix.com
Canna Chameleon
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Rudy Giuliani in Vile New Audio Transcripts: ‘Jewish Men Have Small Cocks’
The transcripts were filed on Tuesday by Noelle Dunphy, who is suing the former Trump lawyer for sexual harassment
“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”
florduh
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Rudy Giuliani in Vile New Audio Transcripts: ‘Jewish Men Have Small Cocks’
The transcripts were filed on Tuesday by Noelle Dunphy, who is suing the former Trump lawyer for sexual harassment
“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”
remember when this fucking gargoyle was "America's Mayor" and was considered a serious Presidential candidate by pollytricks understanders?
Canna Chameleon
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NO WAY I CAN GET A FAIR TRIAL, OR EVEN CLOSE TO A FAIR TRIAL, IN WASHINGTON, D.C. THERE ARE MANY REASONS FOR THIS, BUT JUST ONE IS THAT I AM CALLING FOR A FEDERAL TAKEOVER OF THIS FILTHY AND CRIME RIDDEN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR NATION, WHERE MURDERS HAVE JUST SHATTERED THE ALL TIME RECORD, OTHER VIOLENT CRIMES HAVE NEVER NEEN WORSE, AND TOURISTS HAVE FLED. THE FEDERAL TAKEOVER IS VERY UNPOPULAR WITH POTENTIAL AREA JURORS, BUT NECESSARY FOR SAFETY, GREATNESS, & FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE!
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/110842818676745785
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florduh
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I'm no Big (crime infested) City Lawyer... but if you don't want to get tried in DC, maybe don't do crimes in DC
He seems to be having a totally normal one in general:
vapviking
Old & In the Way
This is Rockaway Beach, yeah, that Rockaway Beach, New York City.
Poor woman is not in good condition.
My first thought was, "These sharks are just pumped from Shark Week (just ended)."
But no, this is the 6th shark bite off of Long Island this summer! Ahead of last year's pace, which topped off at 8 -- and THAT was an unusually big year.
www.nbcnews.com
Poor woman is not in good condition.
My first thought was, "These sharks are just pumped from Shark Week (just ended)."
But no, this is the 6th shark bite off of Long Island this summer! Ahead of last year's pace, which topped off at 8 -- and THAT was an unusually big year.
Woman in critical condition after shark attack at popular New York City beach
The 50-year-old victim, whose left leg was bitten, was in critical condition at a hospital, officials said.
www.nbcnews.com
Cheebsy
Microbe minion
Mushroom poisoning deaths: Family lunch mystery grips Australia
Said to have been poisoned by wild mushrooms, three in a tight-knit town are dead, with another critical.
www.bbc.co.uk
Not in the slightest bit suspicious!
florduh
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Utah man suspected of threatening President Joe Biden shot and killed as FBI served warrant
An armed Utah man accused of making violent threats against President Joe Biden was shot and killed by FBI agents hours before the president landed in the state Wednesday, authorities say.
Amazing story. You can already order any treat imaginable to your front door, from your iPhone. Now...you can do the same thing with suicide.
I understand that some Communist countries like Canada have legalized medically assisted suicide. But....come one. You crawl into a fucking pod and fall asleep? Going out like a pussy. In a pod?
No way. Much better to leave the mortal plane doing epic battle with Dark Brandon's Sardaukar Storm Troopers. THAT'S how you get your Ancestors to smile upon you.
Now, this form of State assisted suicide isn't free. You need to amass a small arsenal. And a gilly suit. Then post a bunch of pictures of your arsenal online. And say stuff like "these are the guns I will use to assassinate the President"* on a certain date. Over and over again. But hey. Do you want to enter Valhalla or not??
*Note to the FBI. This post is parody/nonactionable. I Back the Blue. I fully support President Immortan Joe Brandon. Fully support The Regime. Very Woke. Quadruple Vaxxed. Hail Brandon!
You just don’t see the entire picture: https://www.newsweek.com/read-full-statement-craig-robertsons-family-fbi-killing-1819026
Utah man suspected of threatening President Joe Biden shot and killed as FBI served warrant
An armed Utah man accused of making violent threats against President Joe Biden was shot and killed by FBI agents hours before the president landed in the state Wednesday, authorities say.apnews.com
Amazing story. You can already order any treat imaginable to your front door, from your iPhone. Now...you can do the same thing with suicide.
I understand that some Communist countries like Canada have legalized medically assisted suicide. But....come one. You crawl into a fucking pod and fall asleep? Going out like a pussy. In a pod?
No way. Much better to leave the mortal plane doing epic battle with Dark Brandon's Sardaukar Storm Troopers. THAT'S how you get your Ancestors to smile upon you.
Now, this form of State assisted suicide isn't free. You need to amass a small arsenal. And a gilly suit. Then post a bunch of pictures of your arsenal online. And say stuff like "these are the guns I will use to assassinate the President"* on a certain date. Over and over again. But hey. Do you want to enter Valhalla or not??
*Note to the FBI. This post is parody/nonactionable. I Back the Blue. I fully support President Immortan Joe Brandon. Fully support The Regime. Very Woke. Quadruple Vaxxed. Hail Brandon!
All i need to know is when the riots will start.
Oh wait, there won’t be any because soros isnt funding them
florduh
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That's the other amazing part of the story. The same people who think anyone who shoplifts laundry detergent deserves to be executed. The "HE SHOULD'VE COMPLIED!!!" crowd. They've all turned into Pink Haired Defund The Police SJW's. So fucking funny.
"Police shouldn't be involved with these situations! It Should be Social Workers or Mental Health Professionals!"
You don't say? LOL.
florduh
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There is an epidemic of Medieval Peasant Brain in this country. Apparently the Maui fires were caused by government Jewish space lasers so they could build a 15 minute city in the rubble.
apnews.com
Old photos are being misrepresented online to fuel a conspiracy theory about the Maui wildfires
THE FACTS: As images and videos showing the wreckage caused by the deadly wildfires spread on social media, some users are sharing unrelated photos in an effort to spread a baseless conspiracy theory that the cause was nefarious.
I really really love my dogs...
nypost.com
Couple charged with 5 counts of bestiality over 12-month period — alleged incidents captured on video
An Australian couple have been charged after allegedly engaging in a series of sex acts involving dogs.
nypost.com
florduh
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This is why it's important that the Governor of the Free State signed a "Constitutional Carry" bill into law. We need more Floridians packing heat. The only thing that can stop a bad 9 year old with a gun, is a good 9 year old with a gun.
www.cbsnews.com
9-year-old child fatally shoots 6-year-old in Florida home, deputies say
The 6-year-old was killed after being shot while an adult was in the home, officials said.
www.cbsnews.com
florduh
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What libs don't understand is, that in The Free State, we don't indoctrinate children into any weird ideologies.
vapviking
Old & In the Way
He's sent along to protect Mommy, give the kid a break. He's manning up when dad can't be around!
What libs don't understand is, that in The Free State, we don't indoctrinate children into any weird ideologies.
In Florida, proper gun handling should be taught in school by age 8; could have prevented that other 9 yr old's mistake...
florduh
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In Florida, proper gun handling should be taught in school by age 8; could have prevented that other 9 yr old's mistake...
Makes sense since the Governor has unlocked PvP in the Free State. Given the new trend towards legalizing child labor, maybe we could employ children as armed security for schools? Kind of a two birds, one stone situation.
With our State's ultimate goal of eliminating the entire concept of public schools, this only makes sense.
The children of wealthy parents (who made good life choices!) can send their children to private schools. Everyone else's children can work as armed security, protecting their betters. The non-wealthy children will learn important life skills. Kind of like the slaves did! Win/win situation.
