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florduh

florduh

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macbill said:
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Warming waters 'key culprit' in Alaska crab mass die-off

Climate change is a prime suspect in a mass die-off of Alaska's snow crabs, experts say, after the state took the unprecedented step of canceling their harvest this season to save the species.According to an annual survey of the Bering Sea floor carried out by the National Oceanic and...
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Erin Fedewa, a marine biologist with the Alaska Fisheries Science Center, told AFP the shocking numbers seen today were the result of heatwaves in 2018 and 2019.

The "cold water habitat that they need was virtually absent, which suggests that temperature is really the key culprit in this population decline," she said.

Historically an abundant resource in the Bering Sea, their loss is considered a bellwether of ecological disruption.
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Nahhhh. This just means those fuckin crabs are in on The Big Hoax. I mean, if every university and scientific society in every country on the planet is in on The Big Conspiracy, why wouldn't The Crabs be in on it too? I bet they're just hiding, trying to trick us into following the Radical Socialist Don't Boil The Planet Agenda.

Look at these little globullist fuckers celebrating. They're dabbing on us, folks....

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Babylon Drifter

Babylon Drifter

Black Taoist
Cheebsy said:
You have no idea mate!

You couldn't make this shit up but it's looking possible that Boris could be brought back! I think the conservatives are trying to make themselves completely unelectable.... There's no other rational explanation! 🥴
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Wait you expect to find rational decisions being made by politicians? No fucking wonder you're confused 😕. When you stop expecting rational, intelligent decisions that are good for the masses, you're ready to participate in elections.
 
Cheebsy

Cheebsy

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Babylon Drifter said:
Wait you expect to find rational decisions being made by politicians? No fucking wonder you're confused 😕. When you stop expecting rational, intelligent decisions that are good for the masses, you're ready to participate in elections.
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At least there is a semblance of truth and sensibility this side of the pond, I mean how many people over there still believe in the "big steal"? From what we hear is an incredibly large percentage which is just scary!

We live in a soap opera, the US looks like the opening scene of a dystopian sifi thriller!
 
JCC

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Maine hunter shocked to discover his moose was yellow​


“It was yellow all the way through, from head to toe,” said Boucher, who explained that the butcher was startled to find the bone marrow resembled yellow Jell-O. “It was the weirdest thing.”

On Wednesday, Lee Kantar, moose biologist for the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, explained what happened to the moose. It was only the second time he had seen the condition in 13 years.

“An extremely rare condition, given the thousands of moose harvested, skinned and butchered over the course of that time,” he said. “The jaundiced condition of the moose is typically caused by either a breakdown of red blood cells and infusion of bilirubin throughout the animal as seen in the photo, or acute liver failure.”

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Maine hunter shocked to discover his moose was yellow

The Maine moose was yellow "from head to toe" and its bone marrow resembled Jell-O.
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JCC,
Babylon Drifter

Babylon Drifter

Black Taoist
Cheebsy said:
At least there is a semblance of truth and sensibility this side of the pond, I mean how many people over there still believe in the "big steal"? From what we hear is an incredibly large percentage which is just scary!

We live in a soap opera, the US looks like the opening scene of a dystopian sifi thriller!
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People are too busy trying to survive to pay enough attention to the news to make informed decisions about voting or anything else. Anyone who has been paying attention realizes the government has been lying to them and treating them like idiots their entire life. This creates exactly the situation we are currently in, its no accident, it's a script.

One of the oldest texts on strategy and governance is an old Taoist cannon called "Master of the hidden storehouse." In it the Master of the Demon Valley (The original Sun Tzu) lays out how to treat the people if you want to stay in power peacefully and how you treat them if you want to grind them under your boot and maintain power after they see through your bullshit, wanna guess which chapter we're on? We're pretty much on the cartooons that used to play before the main feature began. Time to get your popcorn because the real show is about to begin...and it's rated XXX for violence and horror.
 
florduh

florduh

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Cheebsy said:
but it's looking possible that Boris could be brought back!
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BLOODY SHAMBLES!!

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Cheebsy said:
We live in a soap opera, the US looks like the opening scene of a dystopian sifi thriller!
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Oh. I'm aware. That's why I appreciate these little distractions from across the pond. I mean, one of the lyrics in that Taylor Swift song is "so it’s gonna be forever… or it’s gonna go down in flames". Amazing.

Also, prayers up to the publisher of this book, scheduled to drop December 8th.

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macbill

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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Wisconsin nurse charged for lopping off dying man's foot to display in taxidermy shop: report

On Monday, The Daily Beast reported that a Wisconsin nurse is facing charges after she amputated a dying man's foot without permission — with the intent to display it in her family's taxidermy shop."Mary K. Brown, 38, worked as a hospice nurse at the Spring Valley Health and Rehab Center, where...
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Colorado cops indicted for leaving woman handcuffed in car that was hit by freight train

According to the Associated Press, two officers with the Platteville Police Department in Colorado have been hit with criminal charges after they left a suspect handcuffed in a cruiser parked on the railroad tracks that was then hit by a freight train."Two police officers involved in the arrest...
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TSA agents find gun inside raw chicken at Florida airport

Typically when you think of a stuffed bird, you’re thinking of bread filling, onions, and seasoning, but one particular chicken got some attention after authorities at a Florida airport found…
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I’m too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years

Forget 9 to 5, she’s a 10 out of 10. A young TikTokker is ready to give up work, saying she’s “too pretty” to bother with a job.
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florduh

florduh

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vapviking said:
Looks like today his a Loser!
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He's always been a loser. This guy's never had a job. He's spent his entire life as a hype man for a scumbag billionaire named Peter Theil. Now Peter's gonna use this useless loser as a blood boy until there's nothing left.


Knewt said:
I’m waiting for the sex tape of Blake and his beloved PPK.
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I like that he threw the "it's from Germany" wink and a nod. This is the gun Hitler killed himself with. Sort of amazing that today's fascists are either 80 pound pussies or pudgy soy-boys.
 
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