Heh. Have been thinking about doing competitions. Need a trailer for my smoker though.
And I am seriously looking into going into the cured and smoked meats biz. May even be returning to a pro kitchen. Have a friend looking at buying a b&b in Denver (420 friendly obviously) with me moving out there to run the kitchen. If it works out, I'll be doing hemp-smoked bacon (actual buds). Since it'd be legal there. Will make very expensive but tasty stoner bacon.
Meanwhile, a smoked duck sandwich. Not the prettiest but damn tasty. Made with the last of the meat from last week's smoked duck (still have some skin I'm making into duck rinds, mmmm), the smoked fruit from inside it, port wine, mayo, kosher dills, dijon mustard and swiss cheese.
Another big smoker day tomorrow. Have a turkey breast in a sous-vide wet cure (Jameson's whiskey, black pepper, tarragon) for the smoker, two more bacons (mk IV madeira-armagnac, this time with brine injected, and a dry rub one as well) and a small pork sirloin. The sirloin is being done pure NC style. Made a slightly Frenchified NC vinegar sauce it will be basted with while smoking. The vinegar sauce is cider vinegar, tawny port, garlic, bay leaves, sage, nutmeg, black pepper, salt, and brown sugar. A bit red cuz the tawny port is the reddest tawny I've ever seen.