Things that harsh your buzz.

[kelper]

I popped out of the closet in the 80's. Closet cases REALLY harsh my buzz.

I came out in the 80s for weed, then rang back inside real quick.

Why do I feel like the leader of an evil organization all of the sudden.....

You and the CEO of The Body Shop.

 

[Crohnie]

Why do I feel like the leader of an evil organization all of the sudden.....

I just pictured Vicki, dressed as Wonder Woman, leading the justice league fighting against the evils of naughty cosmetics companies everywhere.

 

[Vicki]

I just pictured Vicki, dressed as Wonder Woman, leading the justice league fighting against the evils of naughty cosmetics companies everywhere.

Thanks for the compliment!

I'd probably be more like a female version of Professor Xavier.

 

[mvapes]

Kelper and Crohnie - obviously the two of you are sick bastards as well! You have earned my respect gentlemen!

 

[ShipDit]

Justice league?!? We're more like "A wretched hive of scum and villainy"
But our ship will do the Kessel run in less than 2 parsecs. So we got that going for us.

 

[Vicki]

Justice league?!? We're more like "A wretched hive of scum and villainy"

Yeah, similar to the Legion of Doom.

 

[mvapes]

Being that I am Jewish , and who can say they don't enjoy ninjas - we could call ourselves "the Yakuzawitz'"

 

[Crohnie]

Yeah, similar to the Legion of Doom.

I knew it! Vicki is plotting with the Legion of Doom to assassinate Jesus!

 

[Vicki]

I knew it! Vicki is plotting with the Legion of Doom to assassinate Jesus!

I don't know what you're talking about....::leads him into a dark room, and shuts the door::

 

[ShipDit]

And the gang gets bigger....
Soon phase one will be complete!
We'll skip phases 2-7 and just concentrate on the snakes, the land mines are set as well as a whole grove of Mexican Fighting Trees. No way pakalo gets away again.

Being that I am Jewish , and who can say they don't enjoy ninjas - we could call ourselves "the Yakuzawitz'"

Now that was funny!

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU MERGE POSTS? Is because I'm on an iPad?

 

[Vicki]

No way pakalo gets away again.

::comes out of the dark room, closes and locks the door:: I thought we were going after evil CEO's? ::wipes the blood from her hands with a pristine white handkerchief::

 

[ShipDit]

::comes out of the dark room, closes and locks the door:: I thought we were going after evil CEO's? ::wipes the blood from her hands with a pristine white handkerchief::

So the lady does have a dark side...NOBODY GIVE HER A GUN!!
And why is the image of blood on a silk white handkerchief turning me on?

I think I need a shower. Possibly therapy

 

[Vicki]

I think I need a shower. Possibly therapy

Get with human resources to see if you have mental health coverage. ::hands him a bottle of sweet lemon body wash from The Body Shop:: For your shower....




**Thanks for making me smile guys.

 

[ShipDit]

Anytime.

 

[Symbolik]

When I Was on house arrest... Every little witty bitty insignificant noise made me think it was the police coming to my door... that's one helluva mood killer

 

[Enchantre]

... driving to your favorite access point... and it is CLOSED.

*sigh*

second: not having an unhappy enough emoticon to express my feelings about our access point closing.

 

[t-dub]

Paying taxes . . . again . . .

Edit: If you are reading this now and haven't paid, you're late, unless you have the distinct honor of paying quarterlies of course . . .

 

[Vicki]

I did call The Body Shop home office in North Carolina on Monday. I was ready to call the U.K., but it was not necessary. They were genuinely apologetic for the way I was treated on Facebook. They immediately fixed my Love Your Body account (removing the fraud alert), and shipped out my order. They also put a $25.00 credit on my LYB card for my trouble.

I have not tried to place another online order, so we will see if they really did what they said the next time I need to order something. I don't think there will be a problem because the lady at the home office told me to call her back if there are ever any problems again.

To quote my husband..."they didn't know who they were fucking with."

My harshed buzz is now gone.

 

[Crohnie]

Professor Xaxier is good, but PRINCESS Xavier has quite a nice ring to it...

EDIT: Just pictured Vicki as Faye Dunaway addressing The Body Shop's Board of Directors: "Don't FUCK with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

 

[Vicki]

Professor Xaxier is good, but PRINCESS Xavier has quite a nice ring to it...

That sounds like a cool new comic book character!!

 

[mvapes]

Professor could be a woman! Or a pot puffing princess would we cool too

 

[mrboote]

The fucking britta water pitcher. It's designed so if overfilled the overflow comes out of the bottom of the handle, straight on your socks. And of course "too full" is a couple of cm below the top of the reservoir. Even when you remember to not fill it all the way, the motion of putting it back in the fridge invariably causes some spills.

May the nazi scientists who spawned this forever have dampened socks in hell!

 

[ShipDit]

The fucking britta water pitcher. It's designed so if overfilled the overflow comes out of the bottom of the handle, straight on your socks. And of course "too full" is a couple of cm below the top of the reservoir. Even when you remember to not fill it all the way, the motion of putting it back in the fridge invariably causes some spills.

May the nazi scientists who spawned this forever have dampened socks in hell!

Right on man! In fact,fck ALL Nazis! I mean yeah they're cute when they're little,but total assholes when they grow up.