So... it turns out that there's a glaring issue with the Tempest that I'm not sure can be rectified.
It seems that for some reason, Brenyo must have decided to install a hidden feature to make the user immediately cease their vape rotation, and instead exclusively use the Tempest without regard for any other device!
I truly believed that I once had an Anvil that I frolicked through meadows with, picturesque picnics for 2 with just Tinymight & I, and slurping the last back alley noodle with the FlowerPot as our lips met in the middle... Now they're all just distant memories that have left me with some sort of phantom-vape syndrome where they used to be.
If you're reading this Brenyo, my suggestion is to stop making such refined, über-functional masterpieces so that our future may not be entirely dominated by a monopoly of singularly perfect vapes, and make sure MadHeaters version of Skynet with Tempest-800's wanting all of our clothes, boots & motorcycles doesn't become a reality.
But in all seriousness, it boggles the mind just how effective this device is in comparison to essentially every other vape I've tried, and feels like the closest analogue to actually smoking again (which in hindsight as I write this, is rather strange that subconsciously I've almost come full circle in quitting combustion over the past several years just to find the closest alternative that effectively replicates the feeling without all of the negatives associated)
On top of that, the wand has allowed me to not only perfectly dial in my preferred extraction, but also totally automate the heating process. Hell, there's even redundancies such as the visual indicator and snap discs so all of your senses are essentially covered.
The cherry on the top being the sheer versatility and granularity of adjustability within such a small form factor! Each setting having a noticeable impact and really making it feel like a Swiss army Vape that I can use anywhere, anywhen & anyhow!
The only improvement I can think of, is somehow storing the heat for longer to allow for an increased extraction time, maybe in some sort of cigar-like form factor? But honestly, that's about as nitpicky as I can get, realistically I'm more than happy with the functionality as is!
Thank you for the incredible engineering and creativity it took to create such an amazing device Brenyo, and thank you to everyone on this forum for the insightful contributions and building my expectations enough to help me decide to make this purchase!
An absolutely wonderful community that I'm happy to be a part of.