Of course! That's gotta be it! I love the way you think......
Classic Okie Logic "You lie and I'll swear to it". For those not in on the joke "Okies" were refugees from the 'great dust bowl' in the last big depression. Poor farm types fleeing the endless 'dust storms' that came from the drought. They followed the advice 'rain follows the plow' from the government that encouraged them to plow up the dust in the absence of any rain. Thousands of poor folks hit the roads with their 'backwards' ways. These are the folks Steinbeck wrote about in "Grapes of Wrath":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grapes_of_Wrath
Part of my family came from that adventure......some called 'sooners' (a reference to those who cheated on 'the great Oklahoma Land Rush' by sneaking into the area before the great race started to stake out the best places. Okies call other Okies that have more than them 'Sooners':
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Rush_of_1889
Great photo there of the men on horseback racing to get there first. The family followed by wagon, typically driven by the women. Folks were made of different stuff then. When I was young the older family members would tease the still older ones by dismissing them as a 'sooner'.
So that's it, I'm innocent and I got a witness to back me up! Granted he's on FC and not using his real name but........
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