Papa Woody
"The vapor is strong with this one"-Obi Onda Woody
Simply beautiful Hisaber mvapes! Just perfect.
OK, I have finally been granted leave from the Jedi Academy. 3 weeks of intensive training in a totally dark room with the only light coming from my VVPS saying "11.8, 11.8, 11.8". OMG, what have I gotten myself into...you can seriously decapitate yourself easily by swinging your Hisaber around. Good thing I have the ability to grow a new head as needed.
Those who are on the list, you will need to immediately master Yoda's Barcalounger Maneuver. The training starts by having you climb into your favorite reclining chair. Heat the Hisaber to operating temperature, load up your tube, then ( and this is an important proper dry pipe positional technique) kick up the leg rest, lie back into full recline mode, put the roasting tube in your mouth pointing upwards and bring your upside down Hisaber onto your tube. Then turn on Pink Floyd The Wall movie and reload the tube over and over again. Wow, whatta amazing little tool the Hisaber is.
I am one very very satisfied customer. The Hisaber fits in my hand as if I've owned it for years. Just feels natural. Ass kickin' comes naturally too!
Obi Onda Woody
OK, I have finally been granted leave from the Jedi Academy. 3 weeks of intensive training in a totally dark room with the only light coming from my VVPS saying "11.8, 11.8, 11.8". OMG, what have I gotten myself into...you can seriously decapitate yourself easily by swinging your Hisaber around. Good thing I have the ability to grow a new head as needed.
Those who are on the list, you will need to immediately master Yoda's Barcalounger Maneuver. The training starts by having you climb into your favorite reclining chair. Heat the Hisaber to operating temperature, load up your tube, then ( and this is an important proper dry pipe positional technique) kick up the leg rest, lie back into full recline mode, put the roasting tube in your mouth pointing upwards and bring your upside down Hisaber onto your tube. Then turn on Pink Floyd The Wall movie and reload the tube over and over again. Wow, whatta amazing little tool the Hisaber is.
I am one very very satisfied customer. The Hisaber fits in my hand as if I've owned it for years. Just feels natural. Ass kickin' comes naturally too!
Obi Onda Woody
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