a big howdy doody from down under.
Seeing my credit card acct at near zero, I was forced to try my luck down the docks doing favors for sailors to be able to afford this awesome vaporizer
Some kinky fucker wanted me to darn his socks for $1.25! I told him, if he wants me to pretend ima chick and tuck my bits and pieces away, he better come up with at least $1.50.
Yessir, I know how to negotiate!
Dont even get me started on the bloke who wanted me to talk like a pirate while he looted my booty.
all I could say was - 'Arrgghhh, whats that barnacle on the end of your harpoon?
Well after 6 weeks of doing the unmentionable, I had about $80.
I am sore, I have some strange weeping lesions, possibly some internal bleeding, a pathological fear of hammocks, Johnny depp and the phrase 'Thar she blows!'
Just as I am setting up the webcam after ordering the giant corguettes & cucumbers from
Mr Pappadopalopalous the local fruit & veg man. (he is very popular with the ladies for some reason)
Then I discover this awesome discount code!
Holy shit Batman! Cancel the pay-per-view podcast, put away the egg whisk, the limp celery and give Mr Pappadopalopalous his goat back.
Ima breaking out my parachute pants & joining Hammertime!
Sure ima few bucks short for shipping to Down under, but Im off to the old folks home to pretend to be a relative that the Alzheimers patients cant remember.
I got little Jimmy's communion cash & a nice bowl of fruit from one lady.
Anyhoo, just wanted to say thanks for the awesome promotion.
Whats left of my self respect & dignity sincerely thanks you.
When the end of the world comes, and the Zombie hoards are trying to eat your brains, I'll be sitting cool in Hammertime!
Now I ordered 10 mins ago, what time can I expect the drone to arrive with my groovy new vaporizer?