The Grasshopper

[grokit]

If my uncle had tits he'd be my aunt.

Nah, he'd just be a sad man with bitch tits.

 

[Delta3DStudios]

Zomg, lol - thank God I wasn't taking a sip of my beer when I loaded that post @grokit

 

[hi_there]

Nah, he'd just be a sad man with bitch tits.

what movie is that from again?

 

[Uzer]

what movie is that from again?

We can't talk about Fight Club

 

[CarolKing]

Thanks to a lot of trusting investors the company saved a lot of money
on interest. I'm sure they needed to take out loans, unless they are rich.

Hopefully they are being open and honest with their timeline with all the
preorders. This is also money that they are using free from interest.

 

[johnnyCanuck]

In addition to crowd funding and upfront $s from pre orders, the GH team won't be diluting their own percentages of ownership in the company by not needing to bring in Angel Investors. e.g. Herbalaire inventor has since gotten the boot from the company he started (I believe that's what has happened).

Hopefully they'll be good to us because of this.

 

[HD Springer]

1st rule of fight club.

 

[hi_there]

I am surprised nobody has asked Trevor about the time-line for the heaters, batteries and electronics. I will email him now and see if he replies.

 

[Mr.tuffyino-h-i-o]

 

[Snappo]

I am surprised nobody has asked Trevor about the time-line for the heaters, batteries and electronics. I will email him now and see if he replies.

I'm sick and damned tired of waiting for my box! While you're at it would you ask Trevor why the boxes haven't been shipped yet?!!! Thanks!

 

[hi_there]

why the boxes haven't been shipped yet?!!!

No boxes sorry, he just stated that because of cost overruns they will ship OEM style in a poly-bag.

 

[syrupy]

I would totally buy a box today if they would sell one.

Edit: That's a joke about the poly bags, right? They already have the boxes!

 

[Snappo]

I would totally buy a box today if they would sell one.

The GH boxes will be a highly sought after collector's item! I'm gonna stock up, sell later , and make a fortune!

 

[lwien]

The GH boxes will be a highly sought after collector's item! I'm gonna stock up, sell later , and make a fortune!

Fuck it. Ship the goddamn boxes. We don't need no stinkin' vaporizer.

 

[CarolKing]

Just chill out. Gets your bowl loaded
So you can deal with the wait.

 

[syrupy]

The GH boxes will be a highly sought after collector's item! I'm gonna stock up, sell later , and make a fortune!

Haha. Hey I was going to reply to your post about walking a mile in their shoes first, about how that's total BX and I'm trying to buy their shoes (product) not walk in them. But then I thought why not give it a try.

So here is the pre-prototype version of my new stainless steel vape. Still working on the heater part, but the body design is finished. How much should I aim to raise via IGG?

Disclaimer: we are way behind GH, especially in box design.

 

[Custom Flower Hardware]

Haha. Hey I was going to reply to your post about walking a mile in their shoes first, about how that's total BX and I'm trying to buy their shoes (product) not walk in them. But then I thought why not give it a try.

So here is the pre-prototype version of my new stainless steel vape. Still working on the heater part, but the body design is finished. How much should I aim to raise via IGG?

Disclaimer: we are way behind GH, especially in box design.

sold! How about you just give me all the money you were gonna bet, well go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and well call it a day! -vegas vacation

 

[syrupy]

sold! How about you just give me all the money you were gonna bet, well go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and well call it a day! -vegas vacation

Thank you for your hideous reply. It reminded me, this is a tactical vape, also good for defending against would-be attackers. You'll have to get your ball jollies elsewhere, sir!

 

[Uzer]

Ask him why the GH site has a large graphic that says "Grasshoppers Are Currently Under Construction", when they apparently don't even have all the parts.

 

[baltik]

Because they installed one over engineered pen clip on one stainless body - thus grasshoppers are under construction. Perfectly consistent with their messaging

 

[JiggyJack]

Ask him why the GH site has a large graphic that says "Grasshoppers Are Currently Under Construction", when they apparently don't even have all the parts.

Because they installed one over engineered pen clip on one stainless body - thus grasshoppers are under construction. Perfectly consistent with their messaging

"I do not think that word means what they think it means."

 

[SmokinMagic]

I had to think about that one for a minute..

 

[Snappo]

 

[J.D.420]

Wow just noticed that we are closing in on the 2 year anniversary of this thread. If the GH ships before that date I will be pleasantly surprised.

 

[HoustonGuide]

Ask him why the GH site has a large graphic that says "Grasshoppers Are Currently Under Construction", when they apparently don't even have all the parts.

I just checked out grasshoppervape.com and the Indiegogo site and didn't see any such notice. Does it exist, or is this a joke?