The Grasshopper

[Shit Snacks]

Who is panicking? Tres Seis, crawfish, anecdote, CAPS LOCK, begone dull care.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

oh yeah, never heard most of these terms and now I can't get em out of my head!

Thanks for all the great feedback mixed inside such entertaining literature @slcbdco, and double the education! Always fun to have a fresh fun perspective around here aye?

 

[Snappo]

Spoiler

These are questions about the GH from my perspective

Does the Grasshopper taste good? Does it taste like a Grasshopper?

Does the Grasshopper taste as good as a scorpion?

Can you compare the taste of a Grasshopper to the taste of a lizard?

Is it harsh?

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

I've personally tried 3 Grasshoppers and all of them have worked flawlessly, knock on wood. I have a feeling of that flashing light problem doesn't develop in the first few days, then that may mean you won't have a problem down the road as the sensor is likely installed properly and functioning the way it should. At least that's what I hope.

The GH doesn't have any wires, that's part of The beauty of The GH. The actual metal tube/body of the GH serves as a "wire" that connects the heater end to the temp dial/on/off button assembly end.

Then it clearly wasn't made for ice cream

 

[Snappo]

Then it clearly wasn't made for ice cream

Yes it was!!!

 

[Mr.tuffyino-h-i-o]

What's "ice cream?"

Ice cream is a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk…

 

[TheVapeStation]

Is this some sort of inside fc joke? Like when does the narwhal bacon?

 

[Snappo]

Ice cream is a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk…

Correct! A frozen desert treat popularly enjoyed the world over on a planet far far away called Earth;-)

On a more on-topic note: Looking forward to more insightful GH reviews!

 

[terminally_chill]

I'm filling in "Grasshopper" on my ballot in 2016 because at this rate 2016 will be the GH's year of release. And...all the other candidates kinda suck. Sorry @HillaryClinton.

 

[HillaryClinton]

I'm filling in "Grasshopper" on my ballot in 2016 because at this rate 2016 will be the GH's year of release. And...all the other candidates kinda suck. Sorry @HillaryClinton.

Bernie Sanders maybe? Idk he seems chill, wants legal weed, seems to have a soul left, but that's who Hilliary is voting for, that and to bring back Pepsi Blue.

 

[syrupy]

Almost certain a write-in for president has to be a creature of some sort. Live human, dead reggae singer, or Greek deities may work, but GH is not old or living enough. Consider an alternative of Trevor (or Conrad as a dark horse candidate).

 

[Wzfbaby7]

Lol this thread is so dead that people are repeatedly asking the same questions to fill the void.

 

[vapebuddy13]

Lol this thread is so dead that people are repeatedly asking the same questions to fill the void.

that happens either way, its just more noticeable... but theres really not much to talk about without most people having their units

 

[Mr. Me2]

that happens either way, its just more noticeable... but theres really not much to talk about without most people having their units

As our resident superhero, why don't you fix that and get us our gh's?

 

[zymos]

Lol this thread is so dead that people are repeatedly asking the same questions to fill the void.

TL;DR Are the Grasshoppers shipping yet?