The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

When do you think the first Grasshoppers (in BOXES!) will ship?


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Tommy10

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Baring in mind he may well believe hopper labs is already close to bankruptcy. If PayPal takes action against HL based on their own investigation that is their right. HL might be best off finding another 3rd party to go through if it's not going to work out with PayPal.
PayPal has their own interest to protect, the security we feel using PayPal as a customer is a two way street. I find it hard to believe they did not know about the 60 day policy when deciding to use PayPal.

Edit-won't discuss this anymore here as its gone off topic, just thought it a harsh to criticise someone for reporting shady activity to PayPal when they have very clear and outlined terms. For the shipping thread maybe.
 
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peaceactivist

<insert witty saying here>
Ordered 4/13/2015, estimated ship date "updated" to May or something...I mean at this point I don't even care, does it even matter anymore? I check this and reddit out of habit. I got excited in December when videos started emerging and shipping notifications were hitting people who preordered from January but then March happened and now it's April.

Coming up on that 1 year anniversary. You know, it feels like it was yesterday when they were in China. I miss the good ole days of promises broken within weeks. Hope 1 week, utter disappointment the next. The key, though, was that they always kept me hanging like good story tellers should.
 
The only reason they can't give accurate shipping estimates is PayPal's rules, which dictate that pre-orders should ship within 20 days (2 months under the old ToS).

Hopper Labs should just ditch PayPal, and take payments directly via a credit card processor. So that they don't have to play by rules that dictate the shipping date, and instead give HONEST estimates, and accurate progress reports, such as what is happening now and how many are they producing, causes of delay and such.

Many online stores cannot afford to lose PayPal as an option, and many people won't proceed with online purchases due to lack of Paypal as an option, since most would be cautious with putting their credit card details on a new site.

But the Grasshopper is niche enough that it shouldn't matter, people who want it WILL pay for it, PayPal or not. After all, people are already waiting for it as it is.
 
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UnDerBerG

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ok, nice news, it think? I ordered my hopper 3 weeks ago and estimate is in may?
It would be nice to know if someone has later estimate.
I believe they are just joking with us.
Everybody loves hopper...
 

FizzNuggets

Well-Known Member
@UnDerBerG I think that just flows with their usual 2 months out policy.

On another note, been hitting my replacement hopper pretty steady since Friday. Nothing really to report. I forget who mentioned it a few posts back but I'm finding not holding it near the back end keeps it cooler. If I grip around the clip, a little heat will still show up back there but not even close to the first unit.

I find my two batteries are plenty if I have a method to charge one while I used the other. I get 2-3 chambers per battery, mostly used on 5 through water still.

Hope this keeps up, because I love this thing. Other than the long wait, everything about this experience has been pleasant. I couldn't help myself and jumped into pre-order purgatory for another.
 

OldCreepy

Member
I have this tingling sensation in my balls that I will get my Grasshopper in first week of June

or I have testicular cancer

I was going to add on to this talk about HL moving our date back again but I came to end of post and found this gem! I sir, hope your bucket list is a short one, else you will be lacking a few check marks.




IM SAYING YOU HAVE NUT ROT
I'm 99% and that's to much % when
the nuts are in play. :rip:
 
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vapviking

Old & In the Way
The product isn't the problem here genius, it's the delivery of it - so getting it from someone else wouldn't be the same indeed: the vapefiend shop for example delivers GHs that he truly has, within a reasonable amount of time, and it shows "not in stock" or smth when the batch he has is gone...like a real business - and the way they lie to customers about it. If they said "you'll get your unit at least 6 months from the day you ordered, so be a f'ing monk till then" I would have know the drill before hand and would not be here talking to an over educated - very high level of knowledge- I know-it-all dude like yourself.
I believe you have to stick by what you're saying, especially in business. I wasn't an indiegogo backer so I went by what they sold on their website: pre-orders shipped two months later. Not 4,6,8... Yeah, like an average customer.
Never had an experience like that with any other vape i own, even with the Crafty which was also brand new when i got it. You can't make excuses for lying like they did about their capacity to deliver.
As for why I don't ask for a refund is 1/ because I don't want to pay more for that unit and 2/ for the same reason you don't stop a tatoo midway: when you start you go all the way .

Modnote: All members must be treated with respect. Warning point issued.
If, as you said previously, you pre-ordered a Hopper in November 2015, that would mean that you had almost 2 years worth of internet hype and chatter here, reddit, wherever, that could have given you some indication of what the backstory was. Caveat emptor!
I'm not defending, nor am I making excuses for HL here. Disclosure, I did decide 8 months ago to plunk down some dough and wait like a f'ing monk. I recently doubled down. I've told them, "Take your time and do a nice job."
If you are convinced that HL is not reasonable, lies, makes excuses, etc. then why would you trust them one more day with your money? #1/To save a couple of bucks! What of, "I believe you have to stick by what you're saying, especially in business." What is your prescribed recourse? Maybe you can get in on that bitter Paypal revenge-action thing.
Your tatoo analogy/excuse for hanging in there is really funny. You pay a guy for a really cool tatoo, he says to come by in two weeks for the tat. Two weeks later, he says come back in two weeks, then again...and he's doing a guy who gave him money over a year ago...YOUR ink hasn't started yet, do you still want to "go all the way" with this guy, with this "tatoo"???
 

con2010

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ok, nice news, it think? I ordered my hopper 3 weeks ago and estimate is in may?
It would be nice to know if someone has later estimate.
I believe they are just joking with us.
Everybody loves hopper...
you will probably wait a year to get it. I bought mine in aug. 2015 and I'm still waiting
 

Delta3DStudios

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Accessory Maker
Phew, this thread is such an emotional rollercoaster! :lol:

First of all, It doesn't matter what happens with Paypal. Paypal is simply a method for taking payments, TRUST me when I say a business the size of GHL can easily switch to a credit card processing account very fast - took me 5 business days from the moment paypal shut me down, to the day I had a new credit card processor running on my store. (Although my situation was different - Paypal shut me down because I had pictures of bongs on my homepage hahaha - I had a perfect record with paypal - months of transactions with zero disputes). Also, any business that leaves 100% of it's money in paypal is foolish - I can guarantee that GHL removes the money from Paypal on a weekly/monthly basis.

Second, it seems like hopper labs is finally picking up steam and mass producing hoppers (Grasshopper accessory sales are growing on my store!). And my March 2015 Preorder got bumped back to April 2016 estimated ship date!

Call me crazy, but I almost believe them - I've got a great feeling that my hopper will ship by my birthday at the end of this month. Little did I know 13 months ago that I'd be buying this year's birthday gift to myself. :party:
 

nickzzzx

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My estimate was March now it's changed to May. I think with the new machines and employees they're able to put out a lot more units which means they have a more accurate shipping estimate. Color me optimistic, but I think they've matured a lot as a company, which bodes well for us poor bastards in pre-order-purgatory. Anybody want to post pics of their GH with their favorite cooling piece? I wonder what's the smallest piece of glass you could use to cool down the vape.
 
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minnemike

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Just filling in any gaps:

March 21 2015 pre-order is now May delivery estimate.
 
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Hjalmark

Oldest boy alive
03 of March 2016 here and I got May also but hopes are like ... knee high to get it

Think we get an May update in June and then maybbeee get it then or next month or 2027
 

507E

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April 15th 2015 preorder and I also have May for my estimated delivery date now. Definitely won't get my hopes up yet.
 

Pjake

It's all in the reflexes.
ok, nice news, it think? I ordered my hopper 3 weeks ago and estimate is in may?
It would be nice to know if someone has later estimate.
I believe they are just joking with us.
Everybody loves hopper...
I ordered mine in September and my estimated date is May. That's logic!!
 
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Crow

Member
Im thinking i wont get mine until April 2017. 1/17/16 preorder. I just dont see HL catching up to a years worth of orders by May.
 

Omphaloskeptic

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The cutoff for April/May ESD seems to be somewhere between 10 Mar 2015 and 23 Mar 2015, according to recent posts on reddit. It's getting hard to wade through the toxicity over there for useful information, so I'm hoping FC has a better atmosphere (first post).
 
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vapviking

Old & In the Way
Just filling in any gaps:

March 21 2015 pre-order is now May delivery estimate.

What gaps? It's seamless! :)
Almost everyone is expecting in May now. (well @Ratchett (3/15) seems to have some birthday hopes up for April...)

I love the new system they've adopted, y'know the one based on current production? Much better!

Welcome @Omphaloskeptic ! (I'm almost afraid to google that...but I do like skepticism!)
 

Hjalmark

Oldest boy alive
The cutoff for April/May ESD seems to be somewhere between 10 Mar 2015 and 23 Mar 2015, according to recent posts on reddit. It's getting hard to wade through the toxicity over there for useful information, so I'm hoping FC has a better atmosphere (first post).

So people after 23 March have different dates like June or ? if you know ? (03 of March here)
 
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Omphaloskeptic

Well-Known Member
Nobody has a June ESD (yet), current orders on the website are also showing May. Keep in mind this is is the 23rd (or 21st actually, based on the post from @minnemike above) of 2015, not 2016.

@vapviking - Thanks for the welcome. Don't worry, googling my name will not harm you:

"Omphaloskepsis or navel-gazing is contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. The word comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination)."
 
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