November 1st update
You’re not gonna believe how many machines we bought this month. So many machines. We couldn’t put any vaporizers together for you guys because we had to hire more people to run around cleaning all the machines. Now though with all these people and machines everywhere we’ve run out of space so we’ve ordered some more machines to build us a bigger warehouse and our production capabilities are going to go through the roof.
We’re going to fix up those delivery dates on the website for you guys, too. We know we’ve said this before but we ran into a little speed bump along the way. We were just about to update the dates on the site and then Jeremy (one of our senior machine dusters) pointed out that if people thought it would take longer to get a grassHopper, maybe less people would click Preorder, so we had to throw that entire strategy out the window and re-engineer an entirely new solution.
Today we are proud to announce that after moving into our new warehouse next month our very first task will be to purchase 11 or 12 new machines dedicated solely to working out a strategy for us to update our delivery estimates without making less money. As soon as this strategy is conceived, we will go ahead and implement it. Unfortunately, all of this moving and machine buying will leave us with very little time to assemble vaporizers, but after we streamline the process the different components of our approach will synergize and production will skyrocket. We predict that by August 1st 2017 we will have enough machines to produce 4 million grassHoppers every 45 minutes.
We’ll be back on November 15th to tell you more about some of the interesting machines we’ve thought about buying and also share pictures of some of the machines we have already bought that are sitting around the warehouse.
