I made the mistake of trying to participate in humanity today.
Worked up the courage to leave the house to go shopping at the supermarket 2 miles from my house.
Left turn out of the subdivision, Pulled into the left turn lane, next to a car on my right, who was sitting in the lane to go straight or turn right.
Guy immediately rolls down his window and I figure he’s gonna ask directions….but instead..
He says gruffly, and confidently, “Hey I’m trying to turn left here!”
cc: you’re trying to turn left from THERE, do you need me to back up?
moron: Im in the lane to turn what are you doing?
cc: um no, this is the turn lane.
moron: no it’s not this is I’m directly lined up with the light across the street
cc: sir there are two lights. A red solid in your lane and a left turn signal in my lane.
(as I’m saying this the solid light turns green and the left turn is flashing yellow)
cc: see that‘s the turn signal!
moron: Yes. For me!
Proceeds to accelerate and make a left turn in front of my car from the right lane, as I look up and see the light turn red again.
I turned right, from the middle lane, went around the block and went home and ordered delivery and vaped some indica.
sigh.