Random thoughts

[The Stray Fox]

RIP John Prine

 

[ChooChooCharlie]

Took a short walk outside today, please don't shoot me

 

[Madri-Gal]

I can’t believe it takes a world wide pandemic to remind people to use a little hygiene.

At least they are using toilet paper now.

 

[His_Highness]

At least they are using toilet paper now.

I've even heard that people are actually washing their hands after going to the bathroom now

 

[Madri-Gal]

I've even heard that people are actually washing their hands after going to the bathroom now

But has anyone actually seen it?

 

[His_Highness]

But has anyone actually seen it?

I was too busy looking over the stall to notice but I'll pay more attention going forward.

 

[GetLeft]

What's up with the bs slogan 'we're all in this together' that I see and hear everywhere. What fucking sick propaganda to vomit out to people. In other words it's a fucking lie.

But what do I know. The highlight of my day is taking a shower and my days are counted by how many pairs of underpants I have until I have to do my wash again. I'm at minus 10 or 11 today.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I'm a glitch

Showers sure are great though.

Sometimes it's the small things.... like taking a piss when your really busting.

Or getting into bed when your cold and you have the electric blanket blasting on full power.

 

[Ramahs]

I've been wanting to get one of those weighted blankets. I've heard that they're awesome.

 

[invertedisdead]

Leftover chocolate brownies definitely qualify as a breakfast pastry.

 

[macbill]

You can’t fix stupid, but maybe you can eradicate it with a virus.

 

[TommyDee]

Maybe Stupid should be a different race.

 

[His_Highness]

You can’t fix stupid, but maybe you can eradicate it with a virus.

Maybe Stupid should be a different race.

I thought this is what the Darwin Awards was for.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

The problem with eradication of the stupid, is that as a percentage, it floats at around one third of the world population.

 

[macbill]

one third of the world population.

Get the food scientists to create the New & Improved Soylent Green. Now with more people per bite!

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

Get the food scientists to create the New & Improved Soylent Green. Now with more people per bite!

Exclusive new and improved soylent green celebrity edition. Guaranteed to contain at least 0.019% Kardashian.

 

[macbill]

"Corona Virus includes having lack of taste"

I've been accused of being tasteless, especially if I'm expected to dress well.

 

[macbill]

Just think of all the Peeps and chocolate rabbits that won't get eaten this year. Luckily, Peeps are pretty darn near indestructible. In fact, they probably only fire-up the machinery once a decade to make them.

 

[Ramahs]

Uggh...I hate peeps

 

[Stu]

Uggh...I hate peeps

So yet another misanthrope in this thread...

 

[GetLeft]

Bethlehem, baby. PA, granted, but Bethlehem nonetheless.

 

[macbill]

Peeps are born in Bethlehem, eh? Sounds eerily familiar. Do they crucify Peeps?

 

[TiSteamo]

From any pulpit, the business priests do nothing but repeat you that comfort and happiness are the same thing.
But while happiness is to run barefoot on the seashore, comfort is to walk on a dunghill but with boots.

(Natalino Balasso)

 

[Ramahs]

And garbage collectors and postal workers...and the mechs/techs that maintain the vehicles and equipment, etc...

 

[His_Highness]

It's not all bad.....I haven't had anyone come to the door unannounced to ask "If I've Heard the Good Word" or try to sell me magazines, cookies, tree trimming, window cleaning, etc.