We're showin some age
here I think.
Whenever my wife says anything about getting old or forgetful (which is often), my response is to put my hand up to cup my ear and LOUDLY say "EH?". Then, if she says anything else, I will look at my watch and tell her the time.
She still laughs, every time. One reason why I love her.
(Source of the joke, joke.)
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My father bought a new hearing aid the other day and came to show it to me.
"It's the finest in the land." he said. "It cost me a fortune!"
"What kind is it?" I asked.
"2:30"