To be honest, I get pretty excited every time a batch of Phase3 heater & bowls go out into the world, just knowing that those people are going to enjoy the same experience that I’ve been enjoying for so long now. I know that those people are seriously committed vapers and proper cannabis aficionados who are going to appreciate this tiny, beautiful device that really puts the flowers on display and has more than enough power for the deadliest of sessions. If someone ever dies from vaporising flower, it’s going to be some fool trying too hard to redline his* ZX and winding up with an aneurism.
Because let’s face it, the ZX is in the top tier of vapes and thus not mainstream- the price point alone guarantees you won’t just pick one up to find out if vaporization is right for you. Simply put, if you’re aware of the heavy hitter desktop devices, then chances are you’re a natural-born freak who spends too much time and money on things related to fucking combustion. Hell, most of you had at least one ball vape in your mentally ill collection of plant-heaters that brings you unreasonable joy before you ever got your Z-rocket. I know that I did. Because you were looking for something special.
So by definition, we are not the mainstream of people who vape dry herb, which are in turn a tiny fraction of the people who use cannabis regularly. We are not even normal in this community. We are the nerds, the vape geeks of the stoner spectrum. We use proper scientific terminology for goodness sake! We’re a deranged, obsessed group of outliers, you might say that we’re a tribe of sorts. So I’m always excited for the latest members joining our Z Tribe.
* let’s be real: if it happens, it’ll be a guy. Dudes do stupid shit. As a rule- women don’t try to kill themselves having fun.
also edited to fix stupid mistakes
