Joke thread

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

All my former high-capacity rapid-fire magazines now self-identify as "extended life batteries" for my handheld, wireless, peace-keeping devices.

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[His_Highness]

Politicians and diapers have two things in common......they should be changed regularly AND for the same reason.

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

This is the "joke" thread. Not the "good advice" thread.

 

[Poostuff]

Once I told a good friend that I thought those newer Star Trek series were like the Law & Order of sci-fi, that guy never spoke to me again

 

[Tranquility]

Yea, I know. "Joke"?

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

Boss: You failed your drug test.
Me: There were poppyseeds on my bagel.
Boss: Okay, so what about the weed and amphetamines?
Me:
Boss:

Me: It was an everything bagel

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]