Joke thread

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[teabelly]

A senior citizen from Port Huron, MI drove his brand new Corvette stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west on I 94, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I 94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a MI State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day Sir,” replied the trooper.

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

If you boil a funny bone, does it become a laughing stock? If so, that would be humerus.

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

HA ha ha ha!

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[grampa_herb]

Q: How do you know protons are Catholic?
A: Because they have mass.

 

[Ramahs]

^ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

 

[macbill]

A wife sends her programmer husband to the grocery store for a loaf of bread...

On his way out she says "and if they have eggs, get a dozen". The programmer husband returns home with 12 loaves of bread....

 

[macbill]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

Irish Prayer​

May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping