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A carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard in County Waterford, Ireland. The driver, Brannagh, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer's land.
The old farmer said, 'Sure you can hunt, but would you be doing me a favour? That old donkey standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me?'
Brannagh replied, 'Of course I will,' and strolled back to the car.
While walking back, however, Brannagh decided to play a trick on his hunting friends. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer had said if it was alright, he said, 'No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old fellow a lesson he won't forget.'
With that, the Irishman rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and shot the donkey. As he shouted, 'To be sure, that will teach him,' a second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his hunting mates yelled, 'And me, begorrah, I got the cow.'
The old farmer said, 'Sure you can hunt, but would you be doing me a favour? That old donkey standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me?'
Brannagh replied, 'Of course I will,' and strolled back to the car.
While walking back, however, Brannagh decided to play a trick on his hunting friends. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer had said if it was alright, he said, 'No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old fellow a lesson he won't forget.'
With that, the Irishman rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and shot the donkey. As he shouted, 'To be sure, that will teach him,' a second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his hunting mates yelled, 'And me, begorrah, I got the cow.'
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Ramahs
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Only 9-years of child support, instead of 18!
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Surprisingly, there are idiots out there that actually pay other idiots to do basically the same thing in real life.
No, this is not the onion. People are really this stupid:
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic
^ "alternative tech support", Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Only 9-years of child support, instead of 18!
(ba-dum, tsss)
-----------------------------------------------------
Surprisingly, there are idiots out there that actually pay other idiots to do basically the same thing in real life.
No, this is not the onion. People are really this stupid:
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic
^ "alternative tech support", Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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