Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

BLaKSmith

Member
With great highness comes great...hunger

Go to sleep with a few, wake up to many more

Will you buy me or not? I decide

You've heard great things, time for me to show you more

I may not live up to the expectations, but I'll help you live up to yours

Don't go wasting time cause time is all you have

Think before you speak, vape before you think

Who will I replace?

Just one more

You complete me

I am what you make me

Keeps you safe from the monsters in your head

The world is your oyster, I am your vaporizer

I hope you haven't opened me to get this

I'm not a paperweight so feel the vapor weight

I'm new to this why don't you show me round?

Is that weed?

This, is going to be fun

I've waited my whole life for you to walk through that door

Take me home

Are you not entertained? Of course you are

I can be your rock

Stop setting things on fire, jump on this frying pan

I won't hurt you if you sleep with me

You've found what you're looking for

Love is just round the corner

I can't say the same for others

Those before me have fallen, the rest shall follow

Don't believe the hype, I'm much better

Out of the fire, and into the vaporizer

It's 4:20, what's your excuse?

Feed me

I am the key to your intoxication

It's cold outside, stay at home

Experience the magnificence

The future seems brighter everyday

The way it's gonna be

The night is dark and full of terrors?

I can't say it but you're the reason I'm here

In this game of thrones, I am king

Let me take you higher

Let me take your fire

I'll take your breath away, and replace it with clouds

Get your head in the clouds

Overkill, in the best way possible

Keep calm and Herbalize

It's not up to you

Everything else broke, I'm all you have left

For every dark night there's a bright day

You view the world as what you remember, you will remember nothing

Time to see things through high eyes

Do I look stoned?

Do we get high cause we are human or are we human cause we get high?

Do we get high cause we are human or get human cause we are high?
 
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mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
1. Today you shall enjoy special clam!

2. Ancient Chinese fortune say he with clam named herbie bring much joy to lungs.

I do have a herbie but if I win I will not keep it but pay it forward.
 

jimmykeiffers

New Member
Draw. Disembark. Discover.




I am the wind beneath your wings. Fly on




Good times are rapidly approaching you




I sense good times rapidly approaching




Eat: Nectar
Drink: Ambrosia
Breathe: Me




I see a great haze... I need calibrating?




The future seems a little hazy today....




sorry, my sensors appear to be clouded..




Help! I am stuck in a vapemaking factory
 

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Grimson

Member
Hey, longtime lurker dying to get a herbalizer!

Open to live, close to open

Remember to breathe, forget to combust

Fortune comes to those who need not wait

Inspiration is only a breath away
 
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