Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

[Been Vapin]

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[tokeandstagger]

Herbie each day...Keep the doctor at bay

No way but the Herbie way

Herbie's ready for lift off...are you???

To balloon is not whipped

Inhale, hold, release...hang on Herbie!

Hi, I'm Herbie! Your new best friend!

Herbie's heart beats health & happiness

"Houston, we have...nooooo problem..."

 

[Been Vapin]

Synergize with Herbalizer
Scientifically designed for YOU!

 

[Chaos_Kid]

Great times are in your very near future

Give me a kiss

Kiss and you'll be happy

Herbie loves you, pucker up

Does this taste like fun to you too?

 

[hektik8625]

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

 

[CarolKing]

There will be a Herbie in your future.
Follow the path to good health.
Clean clear air with natural healing powers
Will enter your life and fill your needs
Good health and a good life

 

[Reflections]

I will transcend your way of medicating.

I will transcend your vaping experiance.

 

[tokeandstagger]

Breath deep for a better sleep

Those who fill lungs, empty bowl

Clear your schedule...It's Herbie time!

Herbie is Master...but you "Da Boss"

 

[CG420]

Reminiscent the good ol' days away.

Time is an essence of life and health.

Perfect timing relies on true precision.

Always stand by your own expectations.

 

[Derf]

Feeling Herbalized?

High Class High

Congratulations, you win!

 

[Yoosh]

Say hello to healthier daze.

Dont jazzercise, herbalize.

Prepare to be unprepared.

 

[Been Vapin]

Experience Versatile Vaporization
Welcome to the Herbalizer Team!
Welcome to the Herbalizer Squad
#Herbalizeit
#Herbalizer
Tool of the Trade
Tools of the Trade
Vaporization fit for the Space Station
Kick back with the Whip
Squeeze the Valve
Now whip it
I say whip it, whip it good
Peace and Joy at 420°F
Start vaping at 270°F , End at 445°F
Different temperatures produce different effects
Different temperatures produce different flavors
Different temperatures, Different flavors
166°F+/- Temperature Range
Contently Made in California
Can double as fogger
Tilt the bowl towards yourself
Release a distinctive, pleasent smell
Release a distinct smell at 365°F
The Aroma of Officialdom
Herbalizer releases the spice of life
Spice up your life at 415°F
Enjoy tantalizing smells with Herbalizer
Enjoy vaporizing tantalizing aromas with Herbalizer
Like releasing a bouquet of flowers
Release a bouquet of terpenes in both modes

 

[irishroots8477]

deviously subtle, dangerously powerful

 

[CarolKing]

A new friend will enter your life
Open yourself up to the
Natural awareness of your senses
Breathe in and inhale the cool air
Relax and unwind, meditate

 

[Connor24]

"Herbie is the spaceship, you are the astronaut"


"Once you herbalize say bye to the other guys"

"My names Herbie, welcome to the new age"

"Time for your daily herbalization"


Thanks for the contest! Dream vape right here

 

[Reflections]

I will achieve optimum performance.

A more-accurate and more-reliable system

Aromatherapy and Herbalizing at its best

 

[JCat]

Cool Clamshell Clouds Await!

Copious Clouds of Clamshell Vapor!

Herbalizer Heats in a Hurry! Vape Away!

 

[Delta3DStudios]

Elevate your life

Ready for your next adventure?

Let your worries melt away

Brace yourselves, vapor is coming

Now is the time for a new beginning

Breathe deeply and relax

Quit slackin', start vaping'!

Enjoy life, one session at a time!

Happiness is a direction not destination

Treat yourself to something special

 

[grokit]

Clam control to major Herbie

Commencing countdown clam assist on

You have three wishes!


I also would pass this forward;
in fact if it happened early enough please add,

Happy Mother's Day!

 

[Enchantre]

"I'm trapped in a Herbie factory. Send pizza!"

 

[Dr. Plutonious]

You will be wiser with the Herbalizer.

Don't be a miser, get the Herbalizer!

A gift from the stars.

Melt your face, enjoy the taste!

Complete extraction. Total satisfaction.

Customize our technology.

Our consistency for your simplicity.

(Yeah I had some fun rhyming).


Get precision in variety.

Enjoy your own recipe.

You are the chef, this is the kitchen.

Diversity through simplicity.

Instant serenity awaits you.

Our aid for atonement.

Enjoy the classic, embrace the future.

The control is infinite.

 

[JCat]

Here's a Canadian flavoured one ... maybe for a Cdn Edition?

Herbalizer, eh? Cool, Crisp Vapour!

(All Canadian spelling in my post FYI ... it's not a typo )

 

[Dr. Plutonious]

Personalize. Internalize. Herbalize.

 

[Reflections]

I carry a heavier payload with accuracy

 

[CarolKing]

A Herbie will enter your world
Your life will never be the same
You will embark on a new journey
A new way to absorb the nutrients
Of the earth in an Herbalizing way