Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

[Shibby Dank]

hope is just the denial of reality

 

[DirtyBongWater]

He who Herbalize...smile with very squinty eyes

 

[Reflections]

High expectations is a key to everything

Now is the time to try something new

 

[DieHard]

I'm not a scanner. Please remove paper.

I am the REAL McVapin'!

Get your head into the clouds!

Hey, hey, you, you, get onto my cloud.
^ " This one ( sung to the Rolling Stones tune, you get it!)"

When zombies come, grab me and run!!!

 

[Reflections]

Bingo! Mission accomplished.

 

[Melting Pot]

Inhale and sream

Inhale essence

Inhale relief

Herbal medicator

Club Herbie

Vapor Dome

Great contest

 

[CarolKing]

Its not a Ferbie
Its a Herbie
Here to relax
And help your
Body to absorb
The medicinal
Qualities of the
Earth, Universe
And beyond.......

 

[Bezerkben]

Herbalizer.... the next gen of vapotherapy.

Herbalizer.... versatility at its best.

Herbalizer... just breath.

 

[DirtyBongWater]

Be wise @ herbalize

 

[Chunkey]

Continue your path to enlightenment.

Warning, your trip departs shortly.

You'll never need another vaporizer.

What came first, happiness or Herbie?

I hope someone brought snacks.

One egg to rule them all.

Serenity approaches.

You are seconds away from purity.

Your friends suddenly want to hang.

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Herbie says,"you will have time, enjoy!"

Herbalization is a tree of many branches

Two paths One road Total Herbalization
Two paths One road Perfect Herbalization

 

[Chunkey]

Rest in peace, expectations...

 

[Shibby Dank]

interact with your environment creatively

 

[CG420]

Holy Herbie of Josh! We made history.

So long as you start, keep moving foward.

Treasure your time and it'll be worth it.

It's always a nice to try something new.

Could we get up close and personal?

 

[Shibby Dank]

although seemingly wise at times, one should always question if what you read in a cookie is really advice you want to live by.

 

[Shiggity]

you won't believe your senses...

Don't settle for less, demand it all...

Herbalizer is wiser than Confuscious

You miss Herbalize time by reading this

 

[Reflections]

One place hit will bring you there.

 

[Shiggity]

Herbie may be smarter than you are.

Herbie say halogen is in your future!

U will stop working before Herbie does!

Herbie is smarter than your smart phone!

Why ask why when there are 300 watts?

The only luxury worth buying is Herbie!

Mysterious Oyster holds hidden treats!

Herbie say true friend is very discreet!

30 years is a long time to work!

Elephants never forget, Herbie too!

Herbie say smoking is in your past!

Herbie even knows the metric system!

A sure thing? In 45 sec its in the bag!

Herbie say start low, then move to high!

With Herbie it is all California Dreamin

Condoms and Herbie will keep you safe!

 

[SnidelyWhiplash]

1:

You will change your perspective on medicine.

2:

Your future has just been extended.


3:

The world is your Oyster. Have a taste.

 

[Belgianvapor]

you are bound to stop the ashes and save the stashes

 

[Shiggity]

You will retire before Herbie does.

 

[Shibby Dank]

Trust in Herbie to deliver a safe voyage.

You Don't Need a Rocket to Reach The Stars, Let Herbie Be Your Vessel and Touch Ground on Mars.

Nasa's Answer To Affordable Space Travel.

Many a year ago, A man asked if he could be taken higher, Herbie can.

Apollo Herbie

You Chose Wisely

Spare No Expense at The Price of Excellence

 

[Reflections]

I have the package.

Lock down final approach.

Let's bring them home.

 

[grokit]

Herbie will vaporize your state of mind

Your preferred prescription is to Herbalize

Herbie will never burn you, or your Herbs

Some ask why, the clam says why not?

Herbie is heavenly, right here on Earth

 

[DirtyBongWater]

As birds fly in the sky..soaring to a brave new high..be extremely wise & "HERBALIZE"