Fuck you !!!
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CuckFumbustion
Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
FUCK YOU Lyme disease!!! X2
OMG, @GreenRoom Please tell me you already got antibiotic treatment for that. That's some serious shit. Hope you are on the mend.Educate yourself about Lyme Disease FCers. Also try not to get bit by a tick while inspecting your pet. Glad people informed me about that early. So I can at least be a little more prepared. I wear long pants year round when hiking because Ive heard of too many of the horror stories about deer ticks in my area. O.K, got to remember to carry tweezers next time out.
Oh and if you are a hiker/outdoorsman. Fuck Cotton. Cotton Kills. Don't get me wrong. Cotton is O.K to kick around in. But for the outdoors it is impracticable in nearly every sense. Hot in the heat. Sometimes the Metal button gets hot like a rivet. Cold in the winter. Doesn't wick water. Actually absorbs water and can contribute to hypothermia. 'Cotton garments can absorb up to 27 times their weight in water' is mentioned in this Gizmado article.
So consider wearing wickable long sleeve/pants when in the outdoors.
Havelock Vetenari
Patrician
Fuck tweezers for getting out fucking tics, use one of these or something similar for fuck's sake 
: http://www.otom.com/how-to-remove-a-tick http://www.enetorpet.nl/enetorpet.nl/index.php?action=extra&extra=A_modellen&lang=EN
: http://www.otom.com/how-to-remove-a-tick http://www.enetorpet.nl/enetorpet.nl/index.php?action=extra&extra=A_modellen&lang=EN
Fuck Ticks!
But don't pull them out with anything. Can leave pieces under your skin. Then infection.
Put a glob of vaseline over the little bastard and he'll remove himself after a bit!
Havelock Vetenari
Patrician
Again..fuck that^!
When done correctly with the right tool, the fucking things come out whole every fucking time.
Covering them with anything can lead to them fucking emptying their stomach content(possibly with a number of pathogens) straight into your fucking bloodstream...the very fucking thing you're trying to avoid.
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So fuck the fuckers by removing them fucking promptly would be my sincere fucking advice.
When done correctly with the right tool, the fucking things come out whole every fucking time.
Covering them with anything can lead to them fucking emptying their stomach content(possibly with a number of pathogens) straight into your fucking bloodstream...the very fucking thing you're trying to avoid.
So fuck the fuckers by removing them fucking promptly would be my sincere fucking advice.
^^^LoL
This post may have broken lwien's standing F-bomb record...
Out in the Cali mountains we don't have those little bitch-ass gut emptying ticks...
They write movies about ours...
Oh, and fuck movies about whimpy ticks!
Havelock Vetenari
Patrician
Nope, fuck that too!
Not will that only lead to it digger in even further, as stated already it will probably mean the fucker barfs it's stomach contents straight into you.
Anything that harms or kills it before you have fucking removed it in 1 piece, is simply fucking wrong.
Fucking trust me on this, i fucking know of whereof i speak.
Hahaha! @farscaperfucking bunch of pansies panties.
you dont do any of that shit.
you cut a 1" cube of flesh from around the tick with a fillet knife so it never even knows your gone.
Didn't think that one through, did ya?
Doing that will just cause all the tick's friends and family to come over and puke on you! All ticks suffer from Disrespectus Tickinitus! A sensitive bunch they are!
And that's 'fuckin' gross! Hahaha
GreenRoom
Well-Known Member
Finished my goddamn antibiotics a week ago and I still hurt. Never did find a tick or even bullseye rash. Just got sick as a motherfucker one day. From this day forth, when I see a tick, I'll take it home and slowly, SLOWLY lower him onto my belt sander. Wait, that might be a good way to remove them too. Although I like the sound of removing a 1" cube of flesh.
KimDracula
Well-Known Member
Fuck you for lying about everything, hurting me, and then fading away like a coward when I most needed you.
sorry... I thought we were discussing inlaws. they are like ticks no?Hahaha! @farscaper
Didn't think that one through, did ya?
Doing that will just cause all the tick's friends and family to come over and puke on you! All ticks suffer from Disrespectus Tickinitus! A sensitive bunch they are!
And that's 'fuckin' gross! Hahaha
I grew up with ticks everywhere... they dont bug me. you pull em out when you get bit... I must be country folk....
during tick season you check for ticks "religiously". so they never dig in.
you know that ticks live in trees and fall on passing things? they also reach out with their front grabbers and stand tall on their back legs while clinging to walls and such and grab you.
they also swell and explode when they are set on fire... or injected with h2O2
thats hydrogen peroxide.
oh and to keep my post proper.. fuck you ticks.
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GetLeft
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Two snippets in the paper yesterday and today. First, a college kid gets busted for selling small amounts of herb from his dorm. Someone ratted him out (wtf?), then a cop set him up, buying from him three times before busting him (wtf x infinity???). There goes his life. Then today's news: some guy has a seizure in a park. The paramedics go through his pockets while they're treating him, find a stash and a pipe. So he gets charged for possession.
Fuck all that shit. And fuck me if I get caught out due to some stupid circumstance.
Oh yeah. On the facing page of the paper, news that in CO they're setting up college scholarships from revenue earned through taxes on pot.
What kind of fucked up bizarro universe do we live in?
CarolKing
Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Posting photos of marijuana to various social media sites is considered reasonable suspicion, in the eyes of the law, and cops are now using these images to lure stoners into rattraps and put them behind bars.
Just ask 30-year-old Jeremy Clayton, who, just last week, was arrested in South Carolina for allegedly selling weed to undercover sheriff’s deputies after they were tipped off that Clayton had been posting pot shots to his social media account and mocking local law enforcement.
Fuck You!! This is bullshit. I would think the police departments would have more important things to do.
Just ask 30-year-old Jeremy Clayton, who, just last week, was arrested in South Carolina for allegedly selling weed to undercover sheriff’s deputies after they were tipped off that Clayton had been posting pot shots to his social media account and mocking local law enforcement.
Fuck You!! This is bullshit. I would think the police departments would have more important things to do.
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
hackslasher
Well-Known Member
Fuck. Why must there be so many stupid people in the world? Why must there be so many greedy people in the world? Why must there be so many stupid, greedy fucks in the world and why does ours and most governments have to be almost entirely comprised of these fucks? FUCK YOU STUPID GREEDY FUCKERS
