Once again, a massive fuck you to the OP.
Its good to see the elderly participating on the interwebs.
A healthy handful of fuck you to dreamer, not so much for sucking up to management.
But for doing it so publicly.
Tacky fucking shit girlfriend.
Fuck you to those who fail understanding the ‘lowest common denominator ‘ principle in humor.
If there is a joke there, no matter how inappropriate, Ima going there.
Also, if by co-incidence the joke happens to be about your recently deceased mother who shit herself in the shower, then slipped over in said shit, hit her head and wasn’t found for 2 weeks while her cats ate her toes.
Don’t be getting all in my grill about how inappropriate & how upset you are at my ‘moms brand of shitty cat food’ jokes.
Don’t tell me you got prolapse, cause Im going to have a field day asking about if you would get a zipper installed or just happy to get dirty lips?
Don’t tell me you are trying for a baby and then get offended when I ask you,
‘Trying for a baby? Why? Don’t you know how to fuck? Heres a tip, If you are swallowing, you are doing it wrong.’
In order to find those hidden gems of humor, sometimes you gotta look in the gutter.
So once again for the slow fucks.
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, YOU ARE A RETARD!
SIMPLE
Bwhahahahahahahahha!
Oh & @
Stu - a super mega massive fuck you, fuck your gay fucking beard, and fuck your shit fucken apple ISHIT that cant even do voice skype with my commodore 64.