Fuck you !!!

Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Mr. Gweilo 420 said:
Hey Vicky - I also hate fucking MRI's. For me the worst thing is trying to remain still when in agonizing pain. My last one had to be done twice. Apparently I twitched during the process :( Fuck being sick.
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I had to go twice! Yesterday, and early this morning. Something about auto insurance only paying for 2 MRI's per day, and I needed a total of 3. I did hate opening my eyes and my nose almost touching the top part above me, so I kept my eyes closed most of the time. I felt like I was in a coffin. Fuck coffin's.
 
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CaptainDave

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Fuck you Ticket Master! I downloaded your app and was ready to by Grateful Dead 50th tickets at 10 am, and sat and stared at the screen waiting for seats for 15 minutes to be told it's sold out! Fuck You Stubhub! Suddenly you have all these tickets for sale and hour after the sale. $1000 plus for a ticket! Fuck You scalpers!
 
His_Highness

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
CaptainDave said:
Fuck you Ticket Master! I downloaded your app and was ready to by Grateful Dead 50th tickets at 10 am, and sat and stared at the screen waiting for seats for 15 minutes to be told it's sold out! Fuck You Stubhub! Suddenly you have all these tickets for sale and hour after the sale. $1000 plus for a ticket! Fuck You scalpers!
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WTF!?!?! I can't imagine the Dead putting up with that money grubbing shit.
 
Melting Pot

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
"FUCK THIS"


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. :disgust:
 
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mestizo

Well-Known Member
CaptainDave said:
Fuck you Ticket Master! I downloaded your app and was ready to by Grateful Dead 50th tickets at 10 am, and sat and stared at the screen waiting for seats for 15 minutes to be told it's sold out! Fuck You Stubhub! Suddenly you have all these tickets for sale and hour after the sale. $1000 plus for a ticket! Fuck You scalpers!
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If I'm paying $1000.00 plus a ticket I expect Jerry to get up from the grave and front the concert himself, that will be a show to remember, (I can't remember any of the other concerts).
Oh yeah, Fuck scalpers!
 
Havelock Vetenari

Havelock Vetenari

Patrician
Fuck the spamming motherfuckers who doubt me having any special skills or 'job sophistications'.

Our Company is sure that your knowledges and experience will be an ideal fit for our Company, cause this job does not required for any special skills and job sophistications.
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:suspicious::cuss:
So i'm fucking ideal because i'm a stupid fucking asshole i take it?:goon:
FYI due to having had quite a few jobs i'm chuck full of fucking special skills and have many a fucking job sophistication, thank you very fucking much you fucking mikewen from fucking kehl ltd...
Just for that i'm refusing to be paid fucking €20 per hour to become a 'Photographer of road signs and road's damage in the settlements in Europe'(never knew there was such a fucking market for this, i might fucking shoot a few roadsigns yet and try selling them on the fucking black market...fuck! :D).
 
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Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
Havelock Vetenari said:
Fuck the spamming motherfuckers who doubt me having any special skills or 'job sophistications'.


:suspicious::cuss:
So i'm fucking ideal because i'm a stupid fucking asshole i take it?:goon:
FYI due to having had quite a few jobs i'm chuck full of fucking special skills and have many a fucking job sophistication, thank you very fucking much you fucking mikewen from fucking kehl ltd...
Just for that i'm refusing to be paid fucking €20 per hour to become a 'Photographer of road signs and road's damage in the settlements in Europe'(never knew there was such a fucking market for this, i might fucking shoot a few roadsigns yet and try selling them on the fucking black market...fuck! :D).
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Fuck spammers that CANNOT FUCKING SPELL!

And fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck paid tax preparers - No, they are NOT "accountants", stop calling them that - who fuck up their clients' businesses.

And fuck stupid business owners who think a hired tax preparer is an accountant. Get a real one. Seriously.

EDIT: Oh, and by the way... FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME! Stupidest idea yet.... and it's been around long enough to figure that the FUCK out! I HATE DST!!!!!!

okay, back to the regular fucks...
 
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Mrmrmrmr

Mrmrmrmr

Well-Known Member
Fuck you usps. What's going on ?? You loose my haze for a week and when I call you say everything's okay. My vaporizer I haven't even gotten a chance to properly use is in some Kind of mail limbo and it's okay ??!!
Get your shit together.
End of first world rant...:rant:
 
Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Mrmrmrmr said:
Fuck you usps. What's going on ?? You loose my haze for a week and when I call you say everything's okay. My vaporizer I haven't even gotten a chance to properly use is in some Kind of mail limbo and it's okay ??!!
Get your shit together.
End of first world rant...:rant:
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USPS motto:

"We reserve the right to screw up your package at our discretion."


Fuck lost packages.
 
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farscaper

Well-Known Member
fuck this day for even starting.

if my anxiety gets any worse today im gonna have a full blown seizure again.
 
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Havelock Vetenari

Havelock Vetenari

Patrician
Fuck our dear mister Opstelten, as of today our fucking ex-minister of Justice...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31806086
:clap::rockon::wave:
Personally responsible for not only not decriminalising but actually further criminalising both medicinal and recreational users of the fine herb quite a bit.:mental:
So he will not be fucking missed at fucking all...:argh:
The whole Dutch potscene seems to have an extra spring in their step today, i for one am taking a nice extra large hit of Amnesia Haze concentrate to fucking celebrate!
:)
 
t-dub

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
I just wanna say FUCK YOU COMCAST!!! Fuck you for interrupting my phone and Internet service for 4 hours without notice. Fuck you for pulling my data connection right in the middle of a firmware update on my router thus requiring a total reset!!! AND FUCK my monitor for dieing right at the same time. I can't prove it but I know you fuckers broke it somehow . . . :bang:

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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Melting Pot said:
FUCK BEING DISABLED!!!!!!
And FUCK DISABILITY INCOME u try to live on it motherfucker's!!!!!! While u sit up there and suck up all the tax payers (our) money!!?
Over paying yourselves for some bullshit that u call your job.
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And some of the fuckers are trying to do away with it and regular social security, along with Medicare. The only security a lot of people have. They are truly evil.
 
Havelock Vetenari

Havelock Vetenari

Patrician
Fuck Death in general...
There goes my favourite author :
Sir Terry Pratchett, renowned fantasy author, dies aged 66
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-31858156
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'All right,' said Susan. 'I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need… fantasies to make life bearable.'
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
‘Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—’
YES. AS PRACTISE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
‘So we can believe the big ones?’
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
‘They’re not the same at all!’
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET— Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME… SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
‘Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what’s the point—’
MY POINT EXACTLY.

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Fuck!:cry:
 
cybrguy

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
Fuck people who don't get the concept of rounding.

Edit: Naaa. Fuck the ignorance, not the people.

Naaa again. Fuck the people. :)
 
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