Fuck you !!!

His_Highness

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Fuck You Comcast/Xfinity!!!!! Every time I upgrade or change my service I mentally try and prepare for the usual 2 or 3 epic failures that come with it. I'll be the first to admit that once the 2 or 3 fails get resolved it's usually stable but who the hell wants to settle for a service that gets it right the third time?

Well...I learned something this weekend.....
- Netflix is only 8.99 per month instead of Comcraps $160 plus
- Win7 can be used with free DVR software and a cheap Hardware/Software device that comes with an Antenna for pulling HD out of the air
- The service was named 'Xfinity' because it sounds like 'infinity' which describes the amount of patience needed to get it working correctly
- Once HBO completes a fully functional ala-cart offer they will have to change the name Comcrap to Broadcrap because broadband is the only thing they're going to be able to sell.
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
:bang:
FUCK ALGEBRA!
:hmm:
I haven't done it in 30 years, never thought I would need it until now. The third time was the charm back in junior college, I got an A when I finally found the right teacher. But there's no fucking way I'm re-learning it now. I can deal with the software, even all the damn building codes. But not algebra, not again.
:worms:
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Fuck mammograms! This test had to be developed by some sadistic fuck... and guaranfuckingteed if a man had to undergo this they would find a better, more humane test.

My chest is black and blue. Motherfuckers.

And the best part? If they find something they will send me to have an ultrasound. The worst that happens there is a little chill from the gel. It is more effective and is more comfortable. So would you tell me why this can't be the initial test?
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
lwien said:
Oh, and guaranfuckingteed, the mammography x-ray machine was designed by a man, eh?
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As a matter of fact.... YES! :lol:

From Wikipedia:

"As a medical procedure that induces ionizing radiation, the origin of mammography can be traced to the discovery of x-rays by Wilhelm Röntgen in 1895. In the late 1950s Robert Egan at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center combined a technique of low kVp with high mA and single emulsion films to devise a method of screening mammography for the first time. "

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Chezgreendream

Chezgreendream

First the flavor, then the buZzz settles in....
momofthegoons said:
Fuck mammograms! This test had to be developed by some sadistic fuck... and guaranfuckingteed if a man had to undergo this they would find a better, more humane test.

My chest is black and blue. Motherfuckers.

And the best part? If they find something they will send me to have an ultrasound. The worst that happens there is a little chill from the gel. It is more effective and is more comfortable. So would you tell me why this can't be the initial test?
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it makes sense, if the ultrasound detects any abnormalities than further testing should be in order. Not the other way around. Never trusted these damn docs anyway.

A gentleman of my caliber would have treated breasts with the gentleness they deserve.

Back to the topic at hand, people should take it back to using their natural abilities to heal and maintain their health like it was meant to be. With that said,
Fuck the billion dollar business that medicine has become. Fuck the pharmaceutical companies for dishing out shit that they havent fully tested and using the public as guinea pigs.
 
D

Derrrpp

For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky
DDave said:
Fuckin-A!

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Anyone have The Wrath of Khan come to mind upon seeing this?
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Shrike said:
..."these are... pets...not quite domesticated"...:rofl:
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LOL. I might just have to re-watch that movie now...

Oh yeah, and... FUCK work, and FUCK the lazy slobs that I have to clean up after while I'm there! Glad I'm sitting at home now with my VaporGenie in hand! :ko:
 
Shrike

Shrike

Flower Potted, Maxed, & Rio'd.
...that suck's, t-dub...especially with the chemo. I had walking pneumonia years ago and also ended up almost completely deaf from it for over a week. Best sleep I ever had, but hearing nothing for that time period was a bit disconcerting....fuck pneumonia, deafness and chemo!

P.S. At least you don't have that fucking Boogie Woogie Flu...:cool:
 
Shrike

Shrike

Flower Potted, Maxed, & Rio'd.
yeah...it was weird...over 30 years ago...it was probably due to everything getting so congested. I delayed going to see a Doctor and getting antibiotics. After I started up the medicine, it took another two weeks for my hearing to come all the way back. However, to this day I still have more of a tinny sound in my left ear.
 
CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Fuck You Comcast!! Called to cancel service for tomorrow because our modem is now working. They need to talk to the person the account is under. I'm the one who called them about the problem!! I did live chat. My husband is a sleep in bed the account is in his name. I was emailing from the email address for the account. We have triple play so our email account is through comcast.

Everything has to be a big fucking hassle.

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So I just called the 1800 comcast number. There was an automated message I just pressed 3 to cancel service for tomorrow. Is it supposed to be customer service?
 
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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
CarolKing said:
Fuck You Comcast!! Called to cancel service for tomorrow because our modem is now working. They need to talk to the person the account is under. I'm the one who called them about the problem!! I did live chat. My husband is a sleep in bed the account is in his name. I was emailing from the email address for the account. We have triple play so our email account is through comcast.

Everything has to be a big fucking hassle.

EDIT
So I just called the 1800 comcast number. There was an automated message I just pressed 3 to cancel service for tomorrow. Is it supposed to be customer service?
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I hope you don't get some kind of nasty letter later calling you names!

Fuck MRI's. I hate them, and I have to get one today for my neck, lower back, and right knee. I'm not usually claustrophobic, but I hate these damn machines. :disgust:
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
FUCK Effexor!!!!! I was put on this miserable drug 3 1/2 years ago. Was I depressed? No. (Although my goons were accusing me of talking crazy talk, lol). They put me on it for hot flashes. Well now I'm over it and want off. But going off is hell! Aches, general feeling of malaise, weepy, headaches, and sweats. And I can't sleep.

Fuck big Pharma and the drugs they make. Give me good old Mary Jane any day!!!
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
momofthegoons said:
FUCK Effexor!!!!! I was put on this miserable drug 3 1/2 years ago. Was I depressed? No. (Although my goons were accusing me of talking crazy talk, lol). They put me on it for hot flashes. Well now I'm over it and want off. But going off is hell! Aches, general feeling of malaise, weepy, headaches, and sweats. And I can't sleep.

Fuck big Pharma and the drugs they make. Give me good old Mary Jane any day!!!
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Congrats on getting off of that poison :tup:
 
colgorkan

colgorkan

Well-Known Member
The fucktard teaparty congressmen fucking with the citizens of dc instituting massively popular, voter approved laws in their own place of residence. Fuck you!

I can't even coherently address the other shenanigans the congress is up to right now. It is too upsetting to try and distill my fury into sensible prose.
 
CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Fuck You Representative Jason Chaffetz of Utah for threatening Mayor Muriel Bowser with going to jail for allowing the will of the people in our nation's capital. I think the American People are tired of our lawmakers trying to shove their morals and values down our throats. The tides are turning on the stupid and idiotic ideas against our fav plant. Make cannabis legal for those that want to use it.
 
Mr. Gweilo 420

Mr. Gweilo 420

Dude
Vicki said:
I hope you don't get some kind of nasty letter later calling you names!

Fuck MRI's. I hate them, and I have to get one today for my neck, lower back, and right knee. I'm not usually claustrophobic, but I hate these damn machines. :disgust:
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Hey Vicky - I also hate fucking MRI's. For me the worst thing is trying to remain still when in agonizing pain. My last one had to be done twice. Apparently I twitched during the process :( Fuck being sick.
 
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