Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[satyrday]

I enjoy a big nose on a broad. I enjoy just about any broad as long as she's enjoyable.

 

[Tweek]

Problem with a gal like that...she can always sniff out a lie.

 

[satyrday]

She can sniff out yesterday's supper.

 

[Tweek]

"Hey baby, I bet you can do some pretty kinky things with that schnauz"

 

[satyrday]

Ship just pulled up - everything's cool...

 

[Tweek]

Brother.

 

[Tweek]

 

[PierceLaw]

 

[Tweek]

Just give in to the nonsense Pierce...let the retardedness wash over you.

 

[mvapes]

I'm here....everybody relax, Parkinson's is back in the building!

 

[RUDE BOY]

Its a beautiful day in paradise .
Shaved off the beard now I just gotta ask . Where the fuck did my chin go ?
Now I feel naked .
At least my Volta is in the postmans hand and out for delivery .

 

[Tweek]

Its a beautiful day in paradise .
Shaved off the beard now I just gotta ask . Where the fuck did my chin go ?
Now I feel naked .
At least my Volta is in the postmans hand and out for delivery .

I ask myself the same question about my penor, every morning.

 

[RUDE BOY]

I ask myself the same question about my penor, every morning.

If you have the wife shave you , you might find it .

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

If you have the wife shave you , you might find it .

Then it takes away the surprise. It's like mushroom hunting in the forest.

 

[mvapes]

^^^LMAO^^^

OMG - your gonna make me puke from laughing so hard!







And I've let my wife shave me - she cut my nifkin and accidentally poked my nut with a blade!

 

[Tweek]

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

Poked your nut with a blade?

Nobody goes near my ballsack with a blade. Ever.

 

[mvapes]

well, lets be honest - I beat her with a hose afterwards.

 

[Tweek]

Is that what you call it? Mine is Chad.

 

[mvapes]

Oh no -I meant the hose thing. I call mine beefcake!

 

[Tweek]

My old trick was to take a date out for some street meat early on. I would watch carefully to see what she ordered. If she went for the hot dog, it was over. If she went for the Polish or more importantly, the Italian sausage, I knew I had gold.

 

[Enchantre]

Ah, morning *sips coffee*. Sunshine, fresh air, and perversion.

Glad to see you are all having a lovely day. Okay, it is afternoon here. I did not manage to extricate myself from bed until noon. Fucking Fibro. and... Fucking Hot flashes. Let's just gang up on me and completely prevent me from sleeping.

It's all good now... sure. We'll see what the day brings.

 

[Tweek]