I see the subject matter in here is as sophisticated as always, just to my taste. Mind you no one can accuse us of not sticking to a theme. Speaking of which...
When I was walking into a shop just yesterday I noticed a member of staff chatting to his friend. As I passed I just caught a snippet of the conversation that went "When we were in the cadets we used to stick a finger up our arse and then up our nose, we called in the 'Rusty Bullet' "
Just so you know, over here in the UK, cadets is kind of like being in the scouts for teenage kids that want to become officers in the armed forces as the activities are designed to give them a good background. Although I'm guessing that particular one isn't on the curriculum.
Needless to say after that little insight I was somewhat disappointed in the calibre of the people that could potentially be leading our troops into battle one day.