Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Enchantre]

OMG - I forgot lady @Enchantre - this thread would be nothing without your cleavage!

Obviously, I'm not getting the girls out there often enough! I was ready to pack up my knitti... err, um, my hobby, and wander away, thinking you didn't like me any more. Or, maybe any less. Whatever.

Okay, you are stuck with me (no, it isn't a pun. I'm not knitting. No. Needles are NOT in my hands. Really).

Here they are, with some friends...

 

[Bob Loblaw]

seriously, tho i love you all

 

[Vicki]

I just finished making a 2nd batch of cannabis peanut butter fudge. I decarbed this batch, and it smelled really strong while in the oven. I also just ate a small piece, and could really taste the cannabis. I think this batch turned out well.

I dosed at 8:45pm, so I will report back about the effects.

 

[momofthegoons]

Thanks for the caveat, Bob, but I will trust in Dreamerr's gentle touch and rainbow lips to keep me safe from harm - especially after she's vaped.

First off, I have to say that even though there were many, many funny posts, this was the one that had my drink go through my nose.... Oh honey.... do you have any idea what you are in for?

Thanks @mvapes for the warm words. You all know I love you guys... and gals... even if I do have to spank you now and then.

But where are everyone's manners? We have a new member in our midst.... @Campers Crumpet came here and said a lovely hello and got NOTHING in return! Crumpet, welcome to this motley bunch of misfits. Of course, you've been hanging around the Master of Misfit now haven't you, lol... Some day you will have to spill some stories for us about our royal jester. You know the ones we want...

@Dreamerr, it's about time you got your ass back here to help me!!! I had just about given up on you. These fools haven't been inspired to throw poop in weeks.... even lwien hasn't been around for his biweekly spanking.

And @Bob Loblaw ...... wtf is up with that vid? I'm all for natural shit, but that was just sick....
And you know you guys all were like, "no way" when you saw that first red smear.

 

[mvapes]

Did someone call Bat-Man? Not to be confused with Batman as in the Dark Knight...

Fucking Bat-Man

 

[momofthegoons]

That bat looks like it might have some prostate problems....

 

[lwien]

Hey m, we got kishka, tongue and brisket. Throw in a few bat balls into the soup instead of matzo balls and we can have one helluva Seder. Ummmm.............bat balls topped with horseradish...... NOW we have a reason to answer the question, "Why is this night different from all other nights".

 

[Bob Loblaw]

@momofthegoons - yea, i had very mixed feelings about that video and wasn't gonna share it 'til @Dreamerr served up that softball, had to hit it outta the park.

@mvapes , love that pic, had it as a wallpaper for a few yrs on my phone. peeps always knew if my phone was theirs at parties and got the shock i planned for.

 

[mvapes]

OMG, Dorkus calls me his friend naaawww. I thought I was your guinea pig, Lolz jokes !!!
If I may add to the above and give my version of events, so as to verify the greatness of the great man 'Sir' Dorkus.
I dialed my emergency number AKA Dorkus, and asked if he could save me with cannabis and coffee. But what he neglected to mention was that he was out tidying his yard when I arrived wearing a scuba dive mask, superhero cape and his wife's skirt, which looks entertaining on the 7 foot Dorkus.
We retreated to the smoking den and with a twitching eye the great man assembled, a power pack to something that looked like a pine cone with something taped onto the top, leading to a whip that attached to a bong and is activated with a foot pedal. After turning the contraption on with a hand crank and checking the temp via twirling LEDs, with a bow he announced it was ready and he did a tap dance.
I was in so much pain and had eaten way too many opiates which hadn't done a thing and was getting to the point of getting the morphine itchies where you scratch your nose, twitch it then have to slap it then itch your face by dragging it on the carpet and then want to rub your eyeballs with a scrub brush.
The relief from the ABV was fast and effective, loved it, made me feel pain free !!! But no stoned feeling at all. After a double shot of coffee, I was good to roll again . Thankyou great man.

The relief lasted about 2 hours and it was great !! I do plan on trying the ABV with some of the CBD drops as the CBD drops on their own do nothing for pain (also tested on husbands migraine and sick daughters kidney pain, with no pain relief), and on a normal at home day I would do top ups with the vape or some tincture.


Some of the tinc Dorkus mentioned has also helped my daughter who is currently in hospital with a kidney problem related to type 1 diabetes. Her pain levels were not being helped with paracetamol and morphine injections, so she has been having about 1ml per hour or so of tinc taken in her mouth. It was amazing for me to see her relax, smile, have a nap, have some food and best of all be pain free.
So I witnessed today's miracle seeing the relief given to my daughter.
Just to note, my daughter is 18 and does enjoy recreational smoking via a bong, however I'm trying to educate the younger ones to vape.

Dorkus for Prime Minister !!

First, welcome to the forum. I apologize and may have overlooked your post. It's amazing the what Cannabis can do for the human body in so many complex forms.

It has done wonders for so many here including myself and as always sere willing to teach.

Unfortunately I won't be around for a few days but if you reach out via pm I promisea reply.

Your in good hands here with us.

I just wish mary jane could cure ass hole, it doesn't seem too.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

We missed @Campers Crumpet?? No we didn't...

Hey, you know the rules! New guy has to wear the suit...

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

First, welcome to the forum. I apologize and may have overlooked your post. It's amazing the what Cannabis can do for the human body in so many complex forms.

It has done wonders for so many here including myself and as always sere willing to teach.

Unfortunately I won't be around for a few days but if you reach out via pm I promisea reply.

Your in good hands here with us.

I just wish mary jane could cure ass hole, it doesn't seem too.

But then where would you poop from??

Is that why they call it shit talking?

 

[Dreamerr]

cc was in my post if you look hehe. I don't know why you want to come in here with these crazy ass guys but have at it. You got some protection unless you get out of line then your ass is mine as well. You also have been given your official nickname of your nickname which can change at anytime I feel like doing so.........so welcome cc.

Ah excuse me bob and mom did I let you out of the corner that you all think you can type whatever you want. I was gonna let you out early but you both misbehaved so for good measure you both get. I believe that is now handled and you can come back out of the corner but don't get out of line again or next time I won't be as nice.

 

[grokit]

I just wish mary jane could cure ass hole, it doesn't seem too.

Perhaps if it was available as a super-concentrated suppository...

...I would be first in line for testing purposes!

 

[Dreamerr]

Well since I left you out @grokit I am making up a special mj and some added ingredient suppositories just for you with my special inserter, don't worry it won't hurt me a bit

 

[deadheadbill]

 

[mvapes]

Hi guys,

The time has come for me step away for a bit. We'll call it a much needed vacation.

When I started this thread I had no idea how it would blow up. It has become something, or I should say someplace very special for those with or without diseases like mine to come and be themselves.

As I mentioned last week I have been having mental health issues and my meds where played with. I think it's time I elaborate.

When I went to the movement disorder clinic they found that I had more than just Parkinson's. There was something else going in my head that was causing not only memory loss but bad mod swings as well. They actually were ready to tell me that on top of PD they actually beleived I may be showing signs of early onset Alzheimers.

They were wrong, once again after testing and scans and new meds my medical team feels that it's not in fact what they thought but I am actually bi-polar.

In most cases this is not a big deal, with PD adding an MOIA inhibitor as a mood stabilizer could prove to be a problem and it may lead to me being forced into DBS Surgery.

Please, this is not being written for pity in any such shape way or form. My mood swings come and go with no warning and I don't want to take a chance at seeming unsupportive to anyone else or potentially say something I don't mean.

I would rather go on leave being thought of as a friend and not what a few other may think of me.

I started my new meds last night, 2000 mgs a day of Depakote. I don't know at this point what's real or not, I have been suffering for weeks feeling like the scum of the earth. On the forum there are times, actually quite often that people don't understand and say things to me that send me in a downward spiral.

My brain, my heart, my family can't can't handle it anymore nor do they deserve too.

I hope to feel better soon and I will search out for Parkison's threads and hopefully make myself comfortable there for a while.

Not a day will go by that I don't think of all of you and will greatly miss this place. I hope to someday comeback stronger than ever but should I not return there are friends here that no how to get me.

So, with that being said this is farewell for a bit. Need to find who the fuck I am and what life really is about.

 

[Dreamerr]

Hey wtf, you summoned me back and now you leave hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I got my eye on your mv even if you aren't on the thread so just be aware of that.

 

[Vicki]

Hi guys,

The time has come for me step away for a bit. We'll call it a much needed vacation.

When I started this thread I had no idea how it would blow up. It has become something, or I should say someplace very special for those with or without diseases like mine to come and be themselves.

As I mentioned last week I have been having mental health issues and my meds where played with. I think it's time I elaborate.

When I went to the movement disorder clinic they found that I had more than just Parkinson's. There was something else going in my head that was causing not only memory loss but bad mod swings as well. They actually were ready to tell me that on top of PD they actually beleived I may be showing signs of early onset Alzheimers.

They were wrong, once again after testing and scans and new meds my medical team feels that it's not in fact what they thought but I am actually bi-polar.

In most cases this is not a big deal, with PD adding an MOIA inhibitor as a mood stabilizer could prove to be a problem and it may lead to me being forced into DBS Surgery.

Please, this is not being written for pity in any such shape way or form. My mood swings come and go with no warning and I don't want to take a chance at seeming unsupportive to anyone else or potentially say something I don't mean.

I would rather go on leave being thought of as a friend and not what a few other may think of me.

I started my new meds last night, 2000 mgs a day of Depakote. I don't know at this point what's real or not, I have been suffering for weeks feeling like the scum of the earth. On the forum there are times, actually quite often that people don't understand and say things to me that send me in a downward spiral.

My brain, my heart, my family can't can't handle it anymore nor do they deserve too.

I hope to feel better soon and I will search out for Parkison's threads and hopefully make myself comfortable there for a while.

Not a day will go by that I don't think of all of you and will greatly miss this place. I hope to someday comeback stronger than ever but should I not return there are friends here that no how to get me.

So, with that being said this is farewell for a bit. Need to find who the fuck I am and what life really is about.

I am so proud to call you my friend, and that will never change!

Of course, this thread will not be the same without you.

 

[lwien]

Just get better m, and I mean that in the widest possible sense.

We all have the tendency to say things and do things that may hurt others but it's the intentions that, in my opinion, are what really counts and your intentions, and I have no problem in speaking for all of us here when I say that they have never been purposely hurtful or malicious.

Shalom my friend. We'll be here when you're ready to come back.

 

[RUDE BOY]

Be well @mvapes. Take care of yourself and your family. Never give up the good fight but remember to take time to rest and enjoy what and who's around ya. You'll be in thoughts and prayers even when absent from FC.

@Dreamerr did I read something about a Vapor Party, I thought I smelled some sweet vapor wafting through the Neighborhood.

 

[Enchantre]

I really didn't want to "like" your post, @mvapes , but I am glad that your team is getting a good handle on how to really help you. I will really miss your posts, and I hope you deign to pop in occasionally to give us updates, when you can.

**hugs** take care.

 

[grokit]

I'll miss your posts @mvapes, you've created a pretty special place on the interwebs -- I hope you return sooner than later. We'll try and keep the thread warm in your absence!

Best of luck to you, and may you find what you are seeking

 

[ludwig]

I hate bad news

The doctors came back and it is high probability my sister has lymphoma and has to start radiation tomorrow for a month and see how it goes.

My sister and me live around 12-14 hours from each other. I've been working part time detailing cars to hold me over until I find a job.. If my sister has lymphoma for sure, I might ask my work to give me a LOA for a while if they refuse, I would just quit. Head over to my sister's and stick with her throughout her chemo and help her out with everything else.

My sister is pretty positive, doctors are saying she would beat it with radiation. I gotta help her out.

Maybe I'll order an used Volcano for her for christmas so I can help her find correct temperatures to help her manage her symptoms with flowers throughout the radiation.

 

[Richy]

I'm so sorry to hear that Ludwig, it's good that the doctors think she'll beat it though. It's also good that you're planning to be by her side during this as the support of friends and family can really make a difference. The Volcano sounds like a good idea as in addition being able to control the extraction temperature the bags should be easy to handle and can be sipped from or left for later as needed. If you ever need support yourself just come in here and share your feelings with us, I think I can safely say that we're all here for you. Both you and your sister will be in my thoughts.

 

[Vicki]

Really sorry to hear this, ludwig.

I'll continue to keep your sister in my prayers.