Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Buildozer]

Did you get your Sub yet @dorkus_molorkus??

 

[Snappo]

It bring me great pleasure to come by and see that @dorkus_molorkus has been by to spread his word.

And Dork, tell them why you know so much of these helmets? See, let me help explain. Below, in this photo you'll see off to the right a crowd of people. They were congregating because Ol' miss Molorkus was giving birth to Mr. Molorkus'

Almost 30 years later while the Molorkus' gave birth themselves. In the city away from the radiation of course.

Obviously with Dork there were complications. His infancy was spent with his parents in denial.

As he aged they tried harder and header coming up with clever ways to tricking little Dork to wear his helmet...

People were always fucking amazed!

By the time he was in high school, or if your American, 3rd grade - he was out of control!

Played American football in college.

Wasn't till we met that carzy summer at plum island when he stopped wearing it!

FUCKING CLASSIC, mvapes!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Did you get your Sub yet @dorkus_molorkus??

Not yet, Ima waiting on the 220v version to be released.
Im checking my emails daily for the shipping conformation.


@mvapes - lets get this straight. Im the funnyman & you are the mofo who forgets shit & mans the shaker at the martini bar.

New topic-

I just had an awesome experience I need to share.

As you all know Im not a medical patient. (unless you count mental health)
But, I am very interested in the medical benefits of cannabis & I try to discreetly share the good word where I can.

I have a friend who has been on a similar journey of discovery except she doesnt like being stoned at all, but has some severe arthritis & some other issues resulting from a car accident.

We have been experimenting with our limited resources over here & I was making her some tincture out of my ABV for awhile with great success.

Part of the process was taking the ABV & making BHO with it. The black disgusting oil was then dissolved in a small amount of everclear.
Voila, tincture in under 45mins.
This shit was amazing. great for an intense buzz at one or 2 capfuls.

or for my friend,
3-4 drops takes her pain away like nothing else, but she wasnt getting stoned at that dosage.
Now we cant find the correct brand of butane anymore (only the nasty kind) & everclear runs at $120 per litre as well.

So she bought a still so we can make our own 95% alc. I am yet to try a ABV/ everclear wash & reduction for tincture. Maybe next week.

In the meantime my friend at great risk bought some CBD only drops out of Cali, but she found them quite ineffective and required 5 dropperfulls to achieve relief.
which is a lot out of a very small bottle, after 3 days I think it was all gone.


Anyhoo, she just calls me saying she is in town, and is in great pain, can she come over?

She arrives and says that her pain was quite severe, she has had a heap of opiates & they are not working. Also, going home to man the vaporizer wasnt an option, her kid is in the hospital.

So, I had an idea for an experiment.
I get some of my ABV & load my UD with it.
My UD runs very hot, in fact combustion is an ongoing issue with my set up.
(thats my fault, not the UD's)

So, as a result my ABV is very dark with not much THC left at all.
She huffs away & a very small amount of vapor is produced. I load another one, and again a very small amount of vapor is produced.

She puts the bong down and says 'wow!' & declares her pain is abating.
Within another minute, her pain has reduced to its normal good day level.
She assures me she derived no impairment & didnt feel stoned in the slightest.

Once her coffee was consumed, she was off to continue her day.


I must confess to being a bit stunned right now, like Ive just witnessed a miracle.

The miracle being the relationship between the human body & CBD's, but also the fact a small amount of THC might be necessary for relief to be achieved.

Praise Jeebus, cannabis is the tree of life.

 

[momofthegoons]

OMG!

All these stories of stoners spontaneously falling down has me & the Dorkus research & development team worried.

The only helmets available for retards & the gravity challenged was these?
(retards=drunk australians & overweight ignorant nthn mexicans)

@Richy is always such a happy little fucker aint he?
I think its awesome @t-dub managed to put his vest on by himself.

Try as we might, its next to impossible to get @mvapes to use anything but the helmet he invented himself.

are you sure you Jewish bro? Cuz, you looking very Palestinian to me.
Fucking hardcore stoner for sure!


Now we have a few designs sorted already.
This shit is dead fucken sexy lemme tell ya.

We are giving away some of these, depending on your level of retardedness.
So drop me a line & tell me how you cant take 2 steps without droolling, pissing your pants or leaping face first into some object, and we will see what I can do.

We have 3 designs so far.

For the ladies.

For the gents

@t-dub ima looking at you.

and finally one for the extra accident prone with leanings of sexual deviancy.
(@mvapes I hear its awesome for falling outta things, like golf carts. its also an emergency floatation device)

FYI- showing up dressed in this at one of those parties where everyone throws their keys into the bowl just makes everyone & everything weird & awkward.
Dont even get me started on trying to drive & ordering at burger king

@Dreamerr - congrats on your win & its such a nice xmas present for Mom. Can you put my name on the card too?

dork, it just seems to me that you could do something a bit more fashionable for the gravity impaired females here..... something with a little style.

My orthopedic surgeon has been threatening to put me in a bubble wrap suit for years, lol.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

dork, it just seems to me that you could do something a bit more fashionable for the gravity impaired females here..... something with a little style.

My orthopedic surgeon has been threatening to put me in a bubble wrap suit for years, lol.

Of course your wish is my command.

Hows abouts this little number from the research team?

wow 3 posts in one day.
You fuckers sure are a needy bunch I must say.
I need a rest, I got an economics seminar to watch so I can relax.

 

[Richy]

Hey Dorkus, it's heartwarming to hear that you helped your friend manage her pain. It goes to show that you can be a stand up guy when your not insulting us or dancing around in your pants.

It can't be long until the Dorkus brand of clothing/safety gear gets picked up by one of the major fashion houses so just keep those designs coming. I'm guessing the designs won't sell in Paris since all Frenchies are practically raised on wine and they've learnt to walk drunk, in fact I think it's standard over there to be weened on "Chateauneuf du Pape". The Italians are just so damn stylish I can't imagine they ever fall over and if they do I bet they look damn good while doing it. This leaves London and New York....I'd say London would be you're best bet since my home nation seems to have elevated drinking to a fine art(every Saturday morning there's plenty of amateur works in the style of Jackson Pollock on the pavements throughout the UK). There must be plenty of people who want to be safe while bladdered and look dapper in some sweet threads straight off the Molorkus rack(by which I mean clothing rack not your man boobs that you treated us to in that video).

My one complaint is that it all seems a bit generic, I'm not seeing that Molorkus flair that we've come to expect. Don't worry I'm sure you'll be able to find someone closer to home to test your more adventurous designs on. How about this bloke?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Hey @Richy... dunno how to break it to you, but we don't really talk about that video of dorkus' missus not since the... well, you know... the "donkey incident"

 

[ludwig]

Sigh...

Woke up early this morning to texts from my sister- admitted herself to a hospital and discovered an orange sized mass in her chest behind her ribs..

Undergoing a biopsy now and we are all hoping it is a cyst not anything agressive or serious.. Scary situation to be in

Anyone out there have experience with this?

 

[momofthegoons]

ludwig, that is some scary stuff..... i hope that all goes well and that the testing shows it's not serious. I don't want to tell of any experiences so as not to project anything negative in your direction.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you.

 

[ludwig]

ludwig, that is some scary stuff..... i hope that all goes well and that the testing shows it's not serious. I don't want to tell of any experiences so as not to project anything negative in your direction.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Thank you...

I have pretty much no knowledge with all of this- I mean if it turns out to be a just a cyst and it's behind her rib cage- would it still have to be removed or something like that?

 

[momofthegoons]

Possibly or they may be able to shrink it with meds. My best advice is to not worry until there is something to worry about.

 

[ludwig]

Possibly or they may be able to shrink it with meds. My best advice is to not worry until there is something to worry about.

I see... Yessir, I'm just here seeing what I can do- Right now shes in good hands and I'm thinking positively

 

[pakalolo]

The miracle being the relationship between the human body & CBD's, but also the fact a small amount of THC might be necessary for relief to be achieved.

Praise Jeebus, cannabis is the tree of life.

One of the most common misconceptions is that by using specific temperatures you can isolate a component and get only the effects of whatever you've targeted. This is wrong for multiple reasons, but the one I want to mention here is what you've just encountered, namely that the components exist in a matrix and the mitigating effects of one on another are important. One of the reasons Marinol is such a flop is that it is synthesized on the assumption that only THC is important.

 

[Vicki]

Sigh...

Woke up early this morning to texts from my sister- admitted herself to a hospital and discovered an orange sized mass in her chest behind her ribs..

Undergoing a biopsy now and we are all hoping it is a cyst not anything agressive or serious.. Scary situation to be in

Anyone out there have experience with this?

I'll keep your sister in my prayers!!! Keep positive thoughts!

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Good thoughts for your sister Ludwig

 

[ludwig]

The doctors are thinking it is benign and limited to just one cyst so far.. A CT Scan and Biopsy have been scheduled for tomorrow, hopefully that will confirm what the doctors are thinking..

My sister is just 22 years old.. A bit too young to be dealing with this shit.

The odd thing here is that she had X-rays back in the spring when she was having chest pains and there was nothing at all.. Then she stopped smoking flowers for her job since last summer and the cyst grew- Just made me think if she never had to stop, would it have helped her to avoid this?

 

[mvapes]

Ludwig, my thoughts and prayers to your sister. It's important that your there for her. Just as scared you are imagine how she feels. Unfortunately life shows no prejudice to age and whether 22 or 82 no one deserves to so through anything so scary.

Based on the fact that it's that large with no cause of pain or discomfort I feel confident in the doctor saying it's probably benign. Please keep us posted, if not in the thread than please, PM me. Even if it's just to blow off some steam - I'm here for ya.

Now...

As far as what Paka wrote he's write. A nerd, but right. Vaporizing allows you or I should broadens the spectrrum of medicinal intake from canabis but it cannot isolate any one specific med.

Dork - It was my shaking that got this thread a rocking! I just wouldn't want anyone but you helping me keep this shit in check! It's up to us to keep this crowd entertained.

BTW - where the fuck is @satyrday ?

And dreamerr? After Dorks rants I could use some good ole' USA bat shit crazy! Where the heck has she been?

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

The doctors are thinking it is benign and limited to just one cyst so far.. A CT Scan and Biopsy have been scheduled for tomorrow, hopefully that will confirm what the doctors are thinking..

My sister is just 22 years old.. A bit too young to be dealing with this shit.

Dude, my sister had something very similar a few years back.
She was exactly the same age & we were really worried about her too.
Turns out she had 3rd titty syndrome or 3TS.

She just woke up one day and kaboom, extra fucken titty sitting there as perky as the other 2.
god damn certified miracle right there in the middle of her chest.

She made a fortune doing alien porn in LA. It was the 90's and the whole Roswell thing was very popular, combined with the sexual tension between Mulder & Scully set the premise for many a porn flick.

Those were the days let me tell you, though there is not much call for that sort of thing anymore.
She eventually moved to Thailand and married one of the ping pong girls from the elephant show.
Cute couple.

Strangely enough, I actually grew a 3rd testicle myself once. It was the same night one of my original 2 balls was stolen in my sleep by leprechans. Thank fuck I had a spare is all I can say.

But anyhoo, Please try not to worry if its possible.
I really hope that everything is ok for her.

and I really, really hope she gets a 3rd titty for christmas.


If she does, could you ask her to call me?
or just maybe send me a 8x5 picture?




*pls note the disclaimer below. This is me comforting you in your time of need.

 

[Campers Crumpet]

Not yet, Ima waiting on the 220v version to be released.
Im checking my emails daily for the shipping conformation.


@mvapes - lets get this straight. Im the funnyman & you are the mofo who forgets shit & mans the shaker at the martini bar.

New topic-

I just had an awesome experience I need to share.

As you all know Im not a medical patient. (unless you count mental health)
But, I am very interested in the medical benefits of cannabis & I try to discreetly share the good word where I can.

I have a friend who has been on a similar journey of discovery except she doesnt like being stoned at all, but has some severe arthritis & some other issues resulting from a car accident.

We have been experimenting with our limited resources over here & I was making her some tincture out of my ABV for awhile with great success.

Part of the process was taking the ABV & making BHO with it. The black disgusting oil was then dissolved in a small amount of everclear.
Voila, tincture in under 45mins.
This shit was amazing. great for an intense buzz at one or 2 capfuls.

or for my friend,
3-4 drops takes her pain away like nothing else, but she wasnt getting stoned at that dosage.
Now we cant find the correct brand of butane anymore (only the nasty kind) & everclear runs at $120 per litre as well.

So she bought a still so we can make our own 95% alc. I am yet to try a ABV/ everclear wash & reduction for tincture. Maybe next week.

In the meantime my friend at great risk bought some CBD only drops out of Cali, but she found them quite ineffective and required 5 dropperfulls to achieve relief.
which is a lot out of a very small bottle, after 3 days I think it was all gone.


Anyhoo, she just calls me saying she is in town, and is in great pain, can she come over?

She arrives and says that her pain was quite severe, she has had a heap of opiates & they are not working. Also, going home to man the vaporizer wasnt an option, her kid is in the hospital.

So, I had an idea for an experiment.
I get some of my ABV & load my UD with it.
My UD runs very hot, in fact combustion is an ongoing issue with my set up.
(thats my fault, not the UD's)

So, as a result my ABV is very dark with not much THC left at all.
She huffs away & a very small amount of vapor is produced. I load another one, and again a very small amount of vapor is produced.

She puts the bong down and says 'wow!' & declares her pain is abating.
Within another minute, her pain has reduced to its normal good day level.
She assures me she derived no impairment & didnt feel stoned in the slightest.

Once her coffee was consumed, she was off to continue her day.


I must confess to being a bit stunned right now, like Ive just witnessed a miracle.

The miracle being the relationship between the human body & CBD's, but also the fact a small amount of THC might be necessary for relief to be achieved.

Praise Jeebus, cannabis is the tree of life.

OMG, Dorkus calls me his friend naaawww. I thought I was your guinea pig, Lolz jokes !!!
If I may add to the above and give my version of events, so as to verify the greatness of the great man 'Sir' Dorkus.
I dialed my emergency number AKA Dorkus, and asked if he could save me with cannabis and coffee. But what he neglected to mention was that he was out tidying his yard when I arrived wearing a scuba dive mask, superhero cape and his wife's skirt, which looks entertaining on the 7 foot Dorkus.
We retreated to the smoking den and with a twitching eye the great man assembled, a power pack to something that looked like a pine cone with something taped onto the top, leading to a whip that attached to a bong and is activated with a foot pedal. After turning the contraption on with a hand crank and checking the temp via twirling LEDs, with a bow he announced it was ready and he did a tap dance.
I was in so much pain and had eaten way too many opiates which hadn't done a thing and was getting to the point of getting the morphine itchies where you scratch your nose, twitch it then have to slap it then itch your face by dragging it on the carpet and then want to rub your eyeballs with a scrub brush.
The relief from the ABV was fast and effective, loved it, made me feel pain free !!! But no stoned feeling at all. After a double shot of coffee, I was good to roll again . Thankyou great man.

The relief lasted about 2 hours and it was great !! I do plan on trying the ABV with some of the CBD drops as the CBD drops on their own do nothing for pain (also tested on husbands migraine and sick daughters kidney pain, with no pain relief), and on a normal at home day I would do top ups with the vape or some tincture.


Some of the tinc Dorkus mentioned has also helped my daughter who is currently in hospital with a kidney problem related to type 1 diabetes. Her pain levels were not being helped with paracetamol and morphine injections, so she has been having about 1ml per hour or so of tinc taken in her mouth. It was amazing for me to see her relax, smile, have a nap, have some food and best of all be pain free.
So I witnessed today's miracle seeing the relief given to my daughter.
Just to note, my daughter is 18 and does enjoy recreational smoking via a bong, however I'm trying to educate the younger ones to vape.

Dorkus for Prime Minister !!

 

[Dreamerr]

Excuse me jackasses which I say lovingly, I was peaking around and noticed all the talk I don't like is OVER finally.

I heard a very loud scream and it was that pussy ass mvapes wondering why he hasn't gotten his weekly ok daily .

Dorky, there are no emoticons for what I want to do to you so this will have to do. I am way to lazy to search on the net for exactly what I want. Now according to how I read mvapes post......only one I read you are being a very bad boy and not being as entertaining as you are capable of. Get your damn head out of your ass and that might help. Falling face first into your food all the time doesn't help either. Maybe all that sex with stu could have done it as it may have put all your brain cells in your small appendage. I think it is called a toe not sure.

Fluff-a-nuttier has his head knee deep in diapers and I heard he loves to use the feces as a facial. I am not sure if it works but as long as he gets something from it and I am not in the same room I can deal.

Vicki, I didn't forget about you floating your way through this thread. Keep up the good work dealing with these boys.

Mom, ugh what can I say. You tried to keep them undercontrol but your whip has failed you. I need to go buy you more toys for them. I am sorry I deserted you to keep the boys in line but it had to be done and besides you needed the practice with that whip. You were way to soft and hopefully you will get better now that I am back. So let me start you off with the one you need to learn. Now say thank you mistress and go get your ass in the corner. I will release you later when I get a chance on my own time and schedule. NOW just HUSH.

T-dub, I know you aren't behaving either so you are just getting a straight up beatdown

Q, Richy, Snappo, vv, nooky, crumpy, taxi, don't think I forgot about you all either I am watching you hard.

Now back to mvapes, now that I got your thread back under control get on your knees kiss my fucking toes and a little sucking is required. BTW I can hear better in a PM tis hard to hear through a thread when you aren't watching it but I have my spys and my senses.

The order for the day is FUN and like sponge bob says IMAGINATION no copy and paste shit. Take a damn page out of crazys book I mean dorkys book and lets see what you got peeps.

Oh shit I forgot paka................wtf is wrong with you coming in the pd thread and talking about thc and cbd lmnop..........this isn't fuckin' school

Consider yourselves all chastised and those who like it you are my peeps .

 

[pakalolo]

@Dreamerr to the Principal's office. NOW!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Excuse me jackasses which I say lovingly, I was peaking around and noticed all the talk I don't like is OVER finally.

I heard a very loud scream and it was that pussy ass mvapes wondering why he hasn't gotten his weekly ok daily .

Dorky, there are no emoticons for what I want to do to you so this will have to do. I am way to lazy to search on the net for exactly what I want. Now according to how I read mvapes post......only one I read you are being a very bad boy and not being as entertaining as you are capable of. Get your damn head out of your ass and that might help. Falling face first into your food all the time doesn't help either. Maybe all that sex with stu could have done it as it may have put all your brain cells in your small appendage. I think it is called a toe not sure.

Fluff-a-nuttier has his head knee deep in diapers and I heard he loves to use the feces as a facial. I am not sure if it works but as long as he gets something from it and I am not in the same room I can deal.

Vicki, I didn't forget about you floating your way through this thread. Keep up the good work dealing with these boys.

Mom, ugh what can I say. You tried to keep them undercontrol but your whip has failed you. I need to go buy you more toys for them. I am sorry I deserted you to keep the boys in line but it had to be done and besides you needed the practice with that whip. You were way to soft and hopefully you will get better now that I am back. So let me start you off with the one you need to learn. Now say thank you mistress and go get your ass in the corner. I will release you later when I get a chance on my own time and schedule. NOW just HUSH.

T-dub, I know you aren't behaving either so you are just getting a straight up beatdown

Q, Richy, Snappo, vv, nooky, crumpy, taxi, don't think I forgot about you all either I am watching you hard.

Now back to mvapes, now that I got your thread back under control get on your knees kiss my fucking toes and a little sucking is required. BTW I can hear better in a PM tis hard to hear through a thread when you aren't watching it but I have my spys and my senses.

The order for the day is FUN and like sponge bob says IMAGINATION no copy and paste shit. Take a damn page out of crazys book I mean dorkys book and lets see what you got peeps.

Oh shit I forgot paka................wtf is wrong with you coming in the pd thread and talking about thc and cbd lmnop..........this isn't fuckin' school

Consider yourselves all chastised and those who like it you are my peeps .

Approximately how high I currently am.

 

[Vicki]

I'm in the process of making a batch of cannabis peanut butter fudge. I'll report back about potency later.

 

[mvapes]

@Dreamerr - you know how much I love you. With that being said, fuck your minions and keep your wheels parked here. Not to sound to much like a p#ssy I need you here.

Regardless of the motley crew we have in this thread I am not too macho to say how much I need each and everyone of you. Shit, with all the shit I've been through in the last year this bunch of nut bags has been one of the most important things to me.

@t-dub - I love chatting with you, it's nice knowing someone that has more ailments then I do. Plus, your a good man - your honest and say it how it is with out hesitation. Your a douche for having the weed hook up you do as I, along with every other fucker around here is jealous.

@fluffhead - I felt like I knew you for year the first time we spoke, your a Jew - it's a given. Remind me though, don't let me talk politics with you.

@Vicki - I don't even have to go there - your fucking family and I could care less who knows.

@momofthegoons - your a mod so I'll tread lightly here, beyond the badge your a hell if a damn good person. A bit tough sometimes but hey, you have to be with the kind of folks we get round these parts. Your passion for the well being of FC is incredible. I hope that's fucking known by everyone!

@Richy - you are officially my favorite Brit! Your a weed geek in all the right ways. You belong here.

@dorkus_molorkus - there's not much more to say other that you complete me. Your the sick sense of humor that I always envy, just when I think I may have pushed too far BANG! All of a sudden a pic of dorkus' nuts pop up somewhere!

@RUDE BOY - my friend, you instantaneously put my life into perspective for. Your a great person and IMO were served the wrong sentence. The only thing I could imagine is your next life will be all that you have ever dreamed of. Don't think a day goes by that you don't cross my mind.

@Quetzalcoatl - were just starting to get to know each other, you know as well as I do we need each other.

@pakalolo - what can I say, you at times can be a real dick! but you know what, so can I. I know how tough your job is but I'm not stupid. Your passion for animals doesn't come from the robomod some believe you are. You too my friend are easily mis-read, there's a fine line between being a hard ass and being passionate. I've learned over time that you are passionate about everything you do, I've also known many people you helped. Stick around here, we kind of like it.

PS - still very much a dick at times! - just saying...

@Bob Loblaw - you always chime in at the right time, I consider myself luck yo have become your friend.

@lwien - you balance out the age group here! Only kidding, not only are you knowledgeable your quite the hoot. Plus the fact that you went to high school with Moses is really cool.

@Snappo - I still have no clue where the fuck you came from but I like it. Stick around, I look forward to getting to know you.

@grokit - Anyone with an avatar using the silver surfer is OK in my book. Your contributions have been nothing short of wonderful. Thanks for being part of my story.

@Buildozer - cut the shit and hang around more - your pretty cool and were always accepting applications for members.

@Stu - Your my idol. Just having you grace our presence gives me a woody!

@Tweek - I don't know where you went or what your up to but I think about you all the time. I hope to see you soon.

@Fame Is A Vapor - all I have to say is that I don't see enough of you. I call bullshit on that! 3 posts per week in my thread pal! Plus, when ever you post it brings a warmth to my heart.

More names coming later, some like @ogcook and @deadheadbill don't even need mentioning. OG is one of my best friends on the outside and I donated all my hair to bills beard. That shows you how close we are!

I'll continue this later.... I have a nail calling my name!

 

[lwien]

I don't know shit, I'm not a fucking owl, and who in fuck is Moses?