Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Fame Is A Vapor

Fame Is A Vapor

EVOnaut
t-dub said:
@Vicki - That looks superb!!! :drool: I hope you share in the virtual banquet thread. I just put the ham in the smoker with some apple and hickory . . . :)

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Am I turning into @t-dub ? [edit: upon further reflection, it's now clear to me that I'm the secret love-child of t-dub (smoked ham) + Vicki (turkey)]

Missed FC yesterday because I was smoking the family turkey. t-dub's smoker even looks kinda like mine (except mine's a non-digital not-so-fancy Smokin-It #3 model)! I guess t-dub really does go top-of-the-line all-of-the-time! Anyway, if you've ever wanted to smoke meats, go electric! It's so simple.

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Last year was the first time I got to do the turkey (my aunt always did her Butterball), and surprise-surprise.... everyone requested another smoked turkey this year! There's no better way to cook a turkey, assuming you do it right. I use an all natural Kosher turkey with my secret brine recipe....the result is always moist, tender, and full of flavor. Tastes a lot like turkey and ham, but all in one, and never dry! Delicious!
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Edit: currently I like to use a mix of hickory and cherry wood for smoke. But I'm also eager to try some Pecan wood in the future. What do you use, @t-dub ? Edit 2: Ahh, I see i missed your "apple and hickory" note. Makes sense you'd use apple up there in the NW. Do you use apple just for ham, or for other meats, too? (pure apple juice is a large component of my turkey and pork brines!)
 
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pakalolo

pakalolo

Toolbag v1.1 (candidate)
Staff member
Fame Is A Vapor said:
Am I turning into @t-dub ? [edit: upon further reflection, it's now clear to me that I'm the secret love-child of t-dub (smoked ham) + Vicki (turkey)]

Missed FC yesterday because I was smoking the family turkey. t-dub's smoker even looks kinda like mine (except mine's a non-digital not-so-fancy Smokin-It #3 model)! I guess t-dub really does go top-of-the-line all-of-the-time! Anyway, if you've ever wanted to smoke meats, go electric! It's so simple.

GgnbxAC.jpg

Last year was the first time I got to do the turkey (my aunt always did her Butterball), and surprise-surprise.... everyone requested another smoked turkey this year! There's no better way to cook a turkey, assuming you do it right. I use an all natural Kosher turkey with my secret brine recipe....the result is always moist, tender, and full of flavor. Tastes a lot like turkey and ham, but all in one, and never dry! Delicious!
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Edit: currently I like to use a mix of hickory and cherry wood for smoke. But I'm also eager to try some Pecan wood in the future. What do you use, @t-dub ? Edit 2: Ahh, I see i missed your "apple and hickory" note. Makes sense you'd use apple up there in the NW. Do you use apple just for ham, or for other meats, too? (pure apple juice is a large component of my turkey and pork brines!)
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WTF? The name of the place is FuckCombustion and you come here posting about smoking? I'm keeping an eye on you, pal. :suspicious:
 
t-dub

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
Fame Is A Vapor said:
Edit 2: Ahh, I see i missed your "apple and hickory" note. Makes sense you'd use apple up there in the NW. Do you use apple just for ham, or for other meats, too? (pure apple juice is a large component of my turkey and pork brines!)
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pakalolo said:
WTF? The name of the place is FuckCombustion and you come here posting about smoking? I'm keeping an eye on you, pal. :suspicious:
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Smoking turkeys and hams is great but they are so hard to get lit . . . :lol: But seriously, I love apple, pecan, cherry, and hickory. Apple and pecan are my favorites though, apple is sweet and goes great on pork and pecan is like hickory lite. I have some charred bourbon barrel that I don't use much . . .

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Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
Black Friday is over. Yay! Now it is... what, grey Saturday? More Black Weekend?
Whatever. Hubby and I are going to the mall, just to walk around and people watch. Him, me, and Dr Dabber, that's who!


Edit: Back from the mall. Wow. It was practically empty. Target was pretty slow, too.
 
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Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
momofthegoons said:
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If you've been following my posts to Dear Dorkus_, you know that me and his sis-in-law are an item:luv::drool:. Notice that the pic on the spray bottle of Bitch-B-Gone! aims the stuff directly under the arm, which is exactly the way my sweaty sweetie uses it. She is such a smart shopper, and knows exactly what works best. The scent is 'to die for', literally, as the absence of flees and lice will attest. Now, not that she hasn't flicked-my-bic to new flame heights, but the pungent olfactory power of Bitch-B-Gone! over my once limp-bido nails my 2 X 4 to the wall! Yes, that 2 X 4 would (wood) be in inches for the curious and voyeuristic. For us, Bitch-B-Gone! means Bitch-B-Here-Now! Hroomph! Let's get it on!!!
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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Snappo said:
If you've been following my posts to Dear Dorkus_, you know that me and his sis-in-law are an item:luv::drool:. Notice that the pic on the spray bottle of Bitch-B-Gone! aims the stuff directly under the arm, which is exactly the way my sweaty sweetie uses it. She is such a smart shopper, and knows exactly what works best. The scent is 'to die for', literally, as the absence of flees and lice will attest. Now, not that she hasn't flicked-my-bic to new flame heights, but the pungent olfactory power of Bitch-B-Gone! over my once limp-bido nails my 2 X 4 to the wall! Yes, that 2 X 4 would (wood) be in inches for the curious and voyeuristic. For us, Bitch-B-Gone! means Bitch-B-Here-Now! Hroomph! Let's get it on!!!
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momofthegoons said:
Good morning folks! :D Hope you all survived Thanksgiving and the shopping, sales and mayhem that followed. While out and about I spotted something that @dorkus_molorkus could really use next time his mother in law visits...... So here you go dork! A couple of sprays of this and your troubles with guest room stench are over! :tup:

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I think its just awesome you find this 4mths AFTER Bitch was needin to be gone.
You really know how to come thru for a fella.
Now I know I seem ungrateful, so I will just say thankyou for the thought.

We did however find the culprit of the stench only the other day. MIL was kind enough to leave a pair of fungus ridden, stinky cheese infused socks hidden behind a set of drawers.

Next time I visit I look forward to taking a shit in her handbag just for laughs.

What I need is some beast-b-gone so I dont have to spend christmas with @Snappo & she-beast with her prolapsed vagina dragging behind her. Snappy (as she calls him), would like you all to think that
she- beast has a prolapsed vagina because he is so huge with his 2x4 termite ridden member.

But alas, having a nickname like 'Doorknob Huffy' might mean a lot of things to a lot of people, but it also means she was the town bike & everyone gets a turn.

Add to that, 5 kids to six different losers, means that snappy has to pick the dirt outta her labia before dining at the 'Y'.

Yup thats right, one kid has 2 dads. Cuntface gets 2 lots of maintenance & the kid gets 2 packets of Doritos on birthdays & christmas.

All the kids are called Dave. 'It makes it much easier to get shit done' she says.
'Dave's its time for dinner!, Daves fuck off to bed!, Daves fuck off and play in traffic while me & Snappy play hidey-go-seek in my giant clam.'

'What happens when you want to address one of them directly?' I ask

She looks at me with those blank piggy eyes, all confused.
'well, I aint putting none of my Daves in the post, so I aint addressing no-ones. But, if I wanna tell one of em to stop whacking off in the front yard or summfink, then I just uses theys surnames.'

Yes snappy my man, you are definitely one of lifes winners. You sure have earned that giant vagina buddy.

The image of a giant liberty bell complete with the crack & your little ringer comes to mind.

So does a giant pot of porridge being stirred with a little spoon.
Sure a 2x4 cock might sound huge, but if you go and throw it into the Grand Canyon.............
well not so much.

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Damn, must be like going spelunking.
 
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Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
dorkus_molorkus said:
I think its just awesome you find this 4mths AFTER Bitch was needin to be gone.
You really know how to come thru for a fella.
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We aim to pleeze:D. Just goes to show ya Dorkus_ - one man's 'Bitch-B-Gone!' is another man's 'Bitch-Cum-Here!' We'll be sendin ya a holiday Xmas card. Try not to be put off by the two card-stock folds sticking together (should remind you of Mrs. dorkus's_ labia majora ala crustacia), that's our own special brand of holiday cheer, just for you! It won't wipe off easy. Best to just leave it and whiff:drool:. May your days be merry and bright!
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Richy

Richy

Frequently up in space with Bowie
That sounds pretty exciting @Enchantre and as you say a little bit scary. I can't think of a better person to explain the medical benefits of vaping. Hopefully if you can help change the states opinion of vaping then a little of that attitude might make over here to the UK. We always seem to be hanging on America's coattails these days....No pressure or anything.

As you can imagine I'm not a regular watcher but make sure you link me a clip of you and Oprah doing some monster dabs. That wouldn't shock the nation at all I'm sure.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Sorry I haven't been around for the last few days, I've had a dingleberry that got the better of my attention recently. Doctors take chances at times and tend to forget that the choices they make can kill us.

Over the last few weeks we have been playing with my mental health medicine. Depressed? Sure, over weight, bald, wear glasses, it's a no brainer!

So here I am telling the doc that my anti - depressants aren't enough any longer most likely because the PD depresses me. Plus, I have kids...whole different story....

Needless to say my doctor agreed. I've been through 3 in the last 3 weeks and have more mood swings than Ron Jeremy has had women. My family and friends (in close proximity)are scared to be around me, and I heard the beast I become tends to steal. What a fucker!


Anyways, I'm starting to feel normal again and slowly am recognizing what's real and what's not again.

This can be difficult for one to recognize reality should you find yourself reading something written by @dorkus_molorkus I find myself lately reading many of his writings and for fuck sake he's brilliant. The thought, the depth, and even the timing are impeccable. your topics are entertaining and when necessary very true to heart. I applaud your writings.

With that being said, you truly are batshit crazy!
 
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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
mvapes said:
Sorry I haven't been around for the last few days, I've had a dingleberry that got the better of my attention recently. Doctors take chances at times and tend to forget that the choices they make can kill us.

Over the last few weeks we have been playing with my mental health medicine. Depressed? Sure, over weight, bald, wear glasses, it's a no brainer!

So here I am telling the doc that my anti - depressants aren't enough any longer most likely because the PD depresses me. Plus, I have kids...whole different story....

Needless to say my doctor agreed. I've been through 3 in the last 3 weeks and have more mood swings than Ron Jeremy has had women. My family and friends (in close proximity)are scared to be around me, and I heard the beast I become tends to steal. What a fucker!


Anyways, I'm starting to feel normal again and slowly am recognizing what's real and what's not again.

This can be difficult for one to recognize reality should you find yourself reading something written by @dorkus_molorkus I find myself lately reading many of his writings and for fuck sake he's brilliant. The thought, the depth, and even the timing are impeccable. your topics are entertaining and when necessary very true to heart. I applaud your writings.

With that being said, you truly are batshit crazy!
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you are too kind my brother.

I am truly glad that my insane ramblings brings anyone any pleasure and hopefully helps take their mind of their troubles for even a minute or so.

Having said that,

I will just leave this here.


http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/the-hammer-vaporizer.7002/page-30#post-500623
 
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