Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
I will leave this here for my pals feeling the cold.
sunshine in here
Sure I could rub it in a lot less, but where is the fun in that?
EDIT- then this was about 30mins later. I threw my arms around him in a big bear hug to keep the other puppy safe.
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It doesnt matter where I walk my poor rotty this is what happens. It almost happened 2 more times on this walk. It happens more often than not. I cant walk him on the beach like Acca, he is a rescue and he doesnt like other dogs. How long will a small dog like this last in the jaws of my 40kg+ rotty?
the off lead dog beach is only 1/4 mile away.
IT DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS!
sunshine in here
Sure I could rub it in a lot less, but where is the fun in that?
EDIT- then this was about 30mins later. I threw my arms around him in a big bear hug to keep the other puppy safe.
view my vid
It doesnt matter where I walk my poor rotty this is what happens. It almost happened 2 more times on this walk. It happens more often than not. I cant walk him on the beach like Acca, he is a rescue and he doesnt like other dogs. How long will a small dog like this last in the jaws of my 40kg+ rotty?
the off lead dog beach is only 1/4 mile away.
IT DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS!
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Ah, I remember as kids playing on plum island. Now I am sunny Florida, you know - where the Jew's go for for winter,
VaporsVaporizer
On the Stoop
Plum Island hahahaha
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Wouldn't it be great if it was really as easy as a spray to get the hubby to stop snoring?
At the doctor this morning, they changed 1 mental health medication and it created a rage inside me. It's amazing how such a small dosage of chemicals has set me back to a point that last night I had to isolate myself from my family to keep from losing it in front of my kids.
My wife has been so helpful the last few days talking me down and back to reality. Unfortunately she tore a ligament in her ankle the other day playing kick ball with my girls.
It's so great knowing how much support I have but can't help the feeling that at times I feel guilty for putting her through much.
My wife has been so helpful the last few days talking me down and back to reality. Unfortunately she tore a ligament in her ankle the other day playing kick ball with my girls.
It's so great knowing how much support I have but can't help the feeling that at times I feel guilty for putting her through much.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Remember those "for better or for worse" vows you took? This is when they come into play.
There's not much scarier than a chemically induced panic or rage. Just shows you how powerful some of these Big Pharma drugs are and how they can fuck you up. I hope they find a good balance of meds for you soon!
VaporsVaporizer
On the Stoop
Sorry you're going through this, i hope they find the right combination of drugs for you soon. Your wife loves you and you're obviously worthy of that love. Hope she feels better soon too .
fluffhead
Recovering Idealist
Hi all,
I hope everyone is doing well. Just wanted to drop in and let everyone know that STFU Fluffhead was born last Thursday at 5:44. Baby and Mrs. Fluffhead are both doing great. Since Dorkus won the naming contest held here, its now on you to come be the night nurse for the next month. I'll pay for parcel service from Australia to Canada for you to come here. I believe your sense of humour would fit in well here with my 4 year old around. Looking forward to having you around Dork!
I hope everyone is doing well. Just wanted to drop in and let everyone know that STFU Fluffhead was born last Thursday at 5:44. Baby and Mrs. Fluffhead are both doing great. Since Dorkus won the naming contest held here, its now on you to come be the night nurse for the next month. I'll pay for parcel service from Australia to Canada for you to come here. I believe your sense of humour would fit in well here with my 4 year old around. Looking forward to having you around Dork!
fluffhead
Recovering Idealist
Thanks! Friday morning at my folks. Same mohel as my older son, so I know I can trust his work. I might have to make the same joke as last time, offering him a tip.
VaporsVaporizer
On the Stoop
I don't care that this is in the wrong thread , got diagnosed with a sinus infection today. Went to the ENT cause my ear hurt like a MOFO , ENT said ear was fine, but then stuck a foot long scope up my nostril and said you have a sinus infection lol So before i started taking the AB's i went for Taco's and Ketel at my local Dive Bar and this was on the menu-Bacon Pretzels!!!
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
I don't care that this is in the wrong thread , got diagnosed with a sinus infection today. Went to the ENT cause my ear hurt like a MOFO , ENT said ear was fine, but then stuck a foot long scope up my nostril and said you have a sinus infection lol So before i started taking the AB's i went for Taco's and Ketel at my local Dive Bar and this was on the menu-Bacon Pretzels!!!
That's awesome! I want one!
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Me too!!!!! I have a raging case of the munchies at the moment, lol.That's awesome! I want one!
Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
Momma made some suuuuper bomb chili and I munched down on it. Pains been under control today thankfully.
Hope everyone's doing good.
Hope everyone's doing good.
VaporsVaporizer
On the Stoop
I swear i live in NY, home of the awesome pretzel and these are so good . I wanna go back tomorrow and get more. This Bar sponsors my softball team every year and i told the owner that these have to stay on the menu lol
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
wow thats awesome, congratulations!
Give my best to mum and little shutty-uppy-fucky. I am wrapping myself in bubble wrap as we speak and attempting to fashion some sort of padded bag to mail myself.
I would be honored to be the night nurse. Pls ask your wife if she could sleep on her back for me and she will not even know I was there.
Dont forget to leave out little shuttys bottle for me to spit the milk into tho.
Now I think its a good idea that you ship the 4 yr old off somewhere else for my visit. I am not comfortable sharing an audience with anyone, and I sure as shit am not going to be shown up by someone still on their 1st set of teeth.
Its ok, ive got an shoe making apprenticeship organised at Nike for the little
You just gotta dress the kid up like an elf. Dont worry its a union thing.
Turns out its not child labour if theys dressed like Elves, but the shoemaker (Nike) owns the Elves.
blah, blah, blah.
Just sign here,
.................................................
here,
.................................................
and here
..................................................
If it turns out your Wife would prefer some quality genetics over the 79 IQ protein frappe you provided, I would be more than happy to 'throw' one into her & let her experience the joy of kids that arent retarded.
You just let me know.
I am here to help.
Did you get the birth on video?
Nothing funnier than watching it in reverse.
Kid goes in, kid comes out
kid goes in, kid comes out,
Play in fast forward and it looks the scene outta Alien man!
Fucking hilarious, that shit never gets old.
Lucky I got some of those astronaut adult diapers for the long trip.
YAY! the courier is here!
ANYHOO SEE YOU REAL SOON.
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Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Son of a bitch it's cold outside! 
We also have the next 4 days off, and plan to take rest as much as possible.
I'm done baking pies. Just need to get up early tomorrow and get the turkey in the oven. No shopping on Thanksgiving or Black Friday for us!!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Be safe where ever you plan to be.
We also have the next 4 days off, and plan to take rest as much as possible.
I'm done baking pies. Just need to get up early tomorrow and get the turkey in the oven. No shopping on Thanksgiving or Black Friday for us!!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Be safe where ever you plan to be.