Welp, Thanksgiving was a huge success at the vapes'! 9 people, both turkey and ham, a wife who cooked with a fucked up ankle and I believe I just took a shit that had eyebrows. I'm glad everyone had a happy and a healthy, for those of you with children as young as mine I will say a prayer tonight for wach of you poor bastards.
We are now embarking on our shopping sprees for toys that will be out of style or better yet broken by the time we assholes pay off the credit card we used to buy that very piece of shit. Fuck, at least I get to watch my 2 year old enjoy the boxes and packaging more than the toys inside. I personally believe their like little FC'ers - little fucker get TAS (for any dummy that couldn't figure out TAS = Toy Acquisition Syndrome, don't feel bad Stu - Pak won't get it either) instead of VAS. They get the toy they beg and plea for and within a week they have a 6 fucking page list of accessories for it.
My wife, who by the way isn't as big of a fan of my FC as I am and quite frankly yells at me about often is on the the couch with her fucking laptop in a G_d Damn Mommy forum sharing coupons! I'm like, hello - what the fuck is that about? It's not that I don't care about my kids toys, please don't get me wrong. I just care about mine more!