Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Richy]

Don't forget the "barby" laden with shrimp prawns.

 

[lwien]

If there is a rainbow bridge, something tells me one day I will meet @dorkus_molorkus on it...he will be sitting there, with his big afro, trying to offer me fosters cans filled with piss and vegemite hits off of his sublimator.

Naw. He'll offer you Fosters cans filled with my colonic purge. Now THAT'S heaven.

 

[Tweek]

Don't forget the "barby" laden with shrimp prawns.

Needs more ghalick.

Naw. He'll offer you Fosters cans filled with my colonic purge. Now THAT'S heaven.

Nah, the rainbow bridge has different levels. You Jews hang out a little further on down the road...you and Mvapes will be tossing Latkes and playing fiddles. As soon as I stop in to say hi, you will try to sell me bottles of colonic cologne.

 

[lwien]

...you and Mvapes will be tossing Latkes and playing fiddles.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Latkes are too good to toss. On the other hand, my sisters first try at making homemade matzo balls would be perfect to toss. If you got hit in the head with one of those, it'd knock you the fuck out.

 

[Tweek]

Nope. Not gonna happen. Latkes are too fucking good to toss. On the other hand, my sisters first try at making homemade matzo balls would be perfect to toss.

"My sister never was good at handling a pair of Matzo balls"--lwien

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

If there is a rainbow bridge, something tells me one day I will meet @dorkus_molorkus on it...he will be sitting there, with his big afro, trying to offer me fosters cans filled with piss and vegemite hits off of his sublimator.

err I got ya rainbow right here! (crotchgrab)

here...................

and finally here............................

I see your rainbow & raise you some lycra.


@lwien - fosters is just one big fecal type soup that consists of a combination of all human bodily fluids & excreta.

Here is the sexy image of how fosters is made.

here is the reality.

@Vicki so sorry for your kitty.
I would offer you a drink, but I only have Fosters ATM
incase @lwien or @Tweek drop by.

EDIT- Just had a closer look at the lunchbox on the girl in the red panties,
OMG- I think I can see her sammich!
or at the very least where one would swipe their credit card.

 

[Tweek]

That girl in the red, sure knows how to bend over...damn. The dude on the right is like "OMG! OMG! WTF do I do?! Stay cool brah. Stay cool!"

 

[mvapes]

Ok - nicknames for different body parts for either sex.

I'll start - "the brown eye"

 

[momofthegoons]

The "little head."

 

[fluffhead]

Riding the bologna pony

 

[Tweek]

Pork sword

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Ok - nicknames for different body parts for either sex.

Yarbles!

EDIT: What better way to make a 500th post but in this living legend of a thread?

 

[Tweek]

Chubby Checker

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

lolz @mvapes - we used to 'chuck browneyes' all the time as kids. you call it 'mooning'
lolz- my son was suspended from school for doing it towards some stuckup little princesses at school.
He was 15 at the time.

muff, muffin, snatch, clam, lunchbox, droptank, corned beef sammich, salami shroud,


But here is my favorite and a dorkus original-
'self-saucing taco.'


best reference to menstruation-
'arts and crafts time in panty town'

best name for my tackle-
'little Thor' (thankyou sweetheart, you are too kind. you know who you are.)
EDIT-that is the only time anyone has used the word little in regards to my tackle ever!
and as a bonus I was not upset.

 

[Tweek]

Fuzzy Clam

 

[Stu]

Baloon knot.

 

[Tweek]

The Plunger

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Pink Sock
and for those who don't know --- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink sock

 

[Tweek]

Hotdog Holster

 

[mvapes]

Meat Curtains

 

[momofthegoons]

Are they done yet......?

Jeez guys.... way to clear a thread of all the women, lol.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Meat Curtains

i altered that one to roast beef curtains

 

[momofthegoons]

And so it begins again.... Must have been a dinner break.

 

[Vicki]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Not to change the subject, but if you've ever wondered if it's possible for American cheese to go bad, the answer is yes. Although it may take 27 years:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/27-year-old-american-cheese_n_1877880.html

That shit is built to last!