Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[ShipDit]

I was born Jewish,but the fact that I don't realy believe in God kinda put the brakes on going to Temple every week.
What I DO believe in is a Cosmos where karma keeps things in order. But looking at the state of things on this planet I'm pretty sure karma is either a dick or has a messed up sense of humor. Remember we're all in this together and no one gets out alive,so let's make the best of it while we're here. There it goes again,those rambling, introspective thoughts that only a good Sativa can inspire....VIVA SATIVA!!

 

[grokit]

God told me religions are counter-productive, and I believe Him.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

well I think God is just awesome.

Its his fan club that shits me.
Doesnt matter for which team they support either.
they are all fucking hypocritical, lying, cheating, judgmental scumbags.

The next time you are cornered by a so-called christian thats telling you how to live your life.
Whip out this little ripper. It has been known to shut the odd one up, but of course it isnt foolproof.
You have to have brains in order to think for yourself.

Jesus said- 'How can you remove a speck of sawdust from my eye when you have a plank in your own?'


I dont believe in telling people how to live, unless of course you come from somewhere else, wear different clothes and eat strange food.
Then I will ask my mate Barry aka 'the kenyan Bazza' to send a limited cruise missile strike up yo ass.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

this is so on the subject. the whole episode is great, but the money/magic moment for me starts at 9:30 mark

don't expect it to last long before Comedy Central pulls it.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

was raised in the church. agnostic for the most part, but def. am aware that there is "more than this crude matter" to quote the yoda.

 

[Vicki]

 

[Dreamerr]

Weekend over thanks................sorry workers of the thread. Weekends suck the big one.

 

[mvapes]

Fuck this weekend, fuck my legs, and fuck my phone.

Damn 3 rd time replacing the gs4 and the things only been out for a few months. Is it possible for my phone to get an STD? It see's some pretty nasty shit.

 

[Tweek]

Fuck this weekend, fuck my legs, and fuck my phone.

Damn 3 rd time replacing the gs4 and the things only been out for a few months. Is it possible for my phone to get an STD? It see's some pretty nasty shit.

That reminds me of when I bought my iphone used...the woman I bought it from didn't wipe anything from her phone...it was filled with photos of shit in toilets, penises and dirty talk. I dipped that sucker in lysol.

 

[Enchantre]

....um, I'm thinking maybe you should look into one of those protective film & cover, and a skin, for your poor phone.

 

[Dreamerr]

What is happening to it. Mine has been perfect, I just don't have all the features I personally like and learning some new ones. I also think they are made slightly different from carrier to carrier. I know the att one has a feature none of the others do according the commercial. Funny I even saw that cause I barely watch anything live. Anyhow mine is tmobile and it is fine.

 

[ShipDit]

Just get a blue-tooth headset and you'll be ready for some hands-free jackin' action! Even so,I gotta admit this iPad has about 30 million unborn children cake on it....let the good times roll!

 

[Tweek]

The ISploog.

 

[ShipDit]

 

[Tweek]

Wonder where Dorkus is? Spreading his mayo all over Mrs. Molorkus's toast I bet.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Wonder where Dorkus is? Spreading his mayo all over Mrs. Molorkus's toast I bet.

CORRECT!!
I also managed to shut this thread down just by talking about Mrs dorkus's errrr duff.

[URL="http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/what-does-your-duff-look-like.10647/#post-457293"]What does your duff look like?[/URL]

She will not be pleased.

 

[Tweek]

Do you ever attempt to play it like a didgeridoo?

 

[(We'll call him B)]

Never use vegan mayonnaise to make deviled eggs.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

never use vegan mayo, period! real eggs and good oil whipped together is healthier than gmo soy based crap! (my two cents, rant ends)

 

[(We'll call him B)]

never use vegan mayo, period! real eggs and good oil whipped together is healthier than gmo soy based crap! (my two cents, rant ends)

Not everyone is a noob, I only buy non-Gmo, soy-free, organic foods brother. Vegan mayo does suck Mvapes balls though.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Not everyone is a noob, I only buy non-Gmo, soy-free, organic foods brother. Vegan mayo does suck Mvapes balls though.

glad to hear. too often "vegan" is worse than properly butchered, cultivated meat products. i live in pdx so it's a bit of an issue for me here. glad to know you are savy
sorry for jumping the gun. cheers

 

[ShipDit]

It's a fact that methane produced by cattle is the #1 threat to our ozone layer. Eat all the veggies you want,but I love Mother Earth so I EAT THE COWS! Not just the cows,I'll pretty much eat anything that had parents.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[deadheadbill]

DUDE!! I'm a Christian and a Vegan!! Can I still play with the cool kids??

 

[mvapes]

Not everyone is a noob, I only buy non-Gmo, soy-free, organic foods brother. Vegan mayo does suck Mvapes balls though.

First of all, if something is sucking my balls it needs permission. If your interested "b" feel free to get on the list. I'd be glad to start a thread gathering ball sucking candidates. I mean this could be a great idea, maybe even a personal ball washer! And because "b" thought of it I would be glad to have you personally monitor the thread. Since you brought me into the conversation you can now become my right hand man sir. I could see it now - MVAPES and lets call him "balls"!

Sorry, didn't mean to let out your secret. It's true folk, B stands for balls. My friend was in an incident as a young boy. The only way to save him was to attach his balls to his balls below his chin. Kind of makes the poor guy look like Dudley Dooright. Glad your here my friend.

I love the mask as well, no one will ever know.