Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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ShipDit
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You two-timing bitch. You promised to run/teach me that bit of alchemy! And no splooch? Wtf? You made me whack you off twice,over the phone last Saturday! TWICE! My in-laws were visiting and believe me that caused a few awkward moments.
I knew those phone jobs were a bad idea,but nooo,it'll be fine you said,no-one will ever know you said...
Normally I would stomp a mud hole in your ass then walk around in it until I had dried shit for socks,but Wifey still wants that three way with two twitchy,jerky vibrating retards so I guess we're cool,it was only a long distance handy anyway,nothing gay here.
Or I could just find a new woman who doesn't have the morals of a drunken alley-cat in heat. Wait,wtf am I thinking? That's hy I married her,well that and that thing does with her tongue. Me likey her trampy side!
Since she's been fucking with me non-stop about the no talking thing,let's play a little prank on her. She tries to be sly,but I know she comes to FC to make sure I'm not posting dick-pics,or worse. So here's the plan,I'm going to post a couple pics of her that she hates with a passion. This is where you guys come in,post comments like "I know her,she was a regular at the porn shops glory hole",or "Hey,I think that's the chick who gave me a hummer for a ride home yesterday".
Trust me,it will work. As soon as she spots her pics she'll immediately check out the comments and won't read the body of this post until later. Help me out on this,I could use a good giggle at her expense. She's been fucking with me since the silence set in,and payback is a bitch. Please know this,she has a great sense of humor,so after about 10 minutes of anger and death threats,she'll read the whole thing. Then she will slap me as she's laughing her ass off. Bonus for me; when she's all worked up emotionally she fucks like an absolute demon! Just ask mvapes.
And away we go....
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Oh Ship, I'm so sorry. I feel so ashamed....
I would never hurt you! I'll make it up to you!
I dosed 0.5cc of my tincture at 3:15pm, almost exactly 6 hours ago, and I can still feel it!! Not strong, but definitely in my head. I have eaten dinner since then too. I have to say this is the best batch of tincture I have ever made!
I would never hurt you! I'll make it up to you!
I dosed 0.5cc of my tincture at 3:15pm, almost exactly 6 hours ago, and I can still feel it!! Not strong, but definitely in my head. I have eaten dinner since then too. I have to say this is the best batch of tincture I have ever made! 
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
This is from an earlier post: (If you need more info, PM me)
I just finished making a new batch of tincture, using a different method this time. I used 8 grams of finely ground herb in 180cc of 153 proof Everclear. Did a decarb at 325 degrees for 5 minutes in the oven. Then did a 20 minute slow boil/simmer for 20 minutes on the stove top in a beaker. Strained through cone coffee filters into sealed dark amber glass bottles and they are now cooling in the fridge.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
I have a feeling Ships plan backfired, and he is either getting his sausage shagged off or his face slapped.
I didn't do it!
satyrday
Well-Known Member
I have no idea how all of this figures into their relationship, but I do know I want an update!
I'm surprised her pictures are still up ... maybe she hasn't fallen into the trap yet? Maybe if she beats him hard enough he will get his voice back?
Ship works in mysterious ways I think.
I'm surprised her pictures are still up ... maybe she hasn't fallen into the trap yet? Maybe if she beats him hard enough he will get his voice back?
Ship works in mysterious ways I think.
Hey, he asked for it...he should know better than anyone, the dangers of tossing photos of your beautiful wife into this pit. It's like throwing meat to hungry wolves.
And for the record, even if she wasn't beautiful, we would still welcome her with open, filthy arms...we are an equal opportunity employer around here.
And for the record, even if she wasn't beautiful, we would still welcome her with open, filthy arms...we are an equal opportunity employer around here.
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
No doubt about it He was out of his mind !
and satyrday your dickheaded tattooed woman above is one of the creepiest photos I've ever seen.
Good job!
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fluffhead
Recovering Idealist
And you're saying that in this thread!
Who's volunteering to go over to ship's house to see if he is still allowed to come out and play? I suggest a bulletproof vest just in case.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Not even in Castle Wolfenstein were the German Shepard's impervious to bullets! What have you been feeding her?
Thank you Rude Boy!! I aim to please, and this is a jaded crowd for gross and creepy things
She's actually a hell hound. At least that's what she's going to be this Halloween!
