momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Boys.... do you remember how upset Mrs. Malorkus got last time you were toe fucking her mother?
Behave!
Behave!
Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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Maybe she is a smelly, yet attractive woman? I went on a blind date with a rather pretty teacher once...and at the end of the night, we went up to her apartment where she started showing some photos and what not...well, she leans in closer, and all I can smell is Cheddar. It was like someone rubbed a whole bar over her face...I was tempted, but then I got to thinking about what kind of cheese the rest of her might smell like, and had to leave.
I can sympathize. I much prefer Roquefort
.I can sympathize. I much prefer Roquefort
She could of had blue cheese going on, I dunno. I wasn't going to look. That being said, I should of just gone ahead with it. She was pretty cute. And who knows...maybe I could have gotten some cheddar to take home.
deadheadbill
I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
She could have had a yeast infection and you could make some Cheddar Bay biscuits.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
I don't know.... that cheddar could have been something contagious... 
I don't know.... that cheddar could have been something contagious...
That thought did cross my mind, which is probably why I ran. I generally don't fuss too much when it comes to sex...so I know when I am getting a bad vibe, I need to trust it.
deadheadbill
I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
Dude, I'd pretty much say sex was one the more important times to fuss too much?
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Err, no.
In fact no, no, no, no, no,no!
I would rather give this one a go. (I would really like to sit on her face just so I could say I had a boyle on my ass.)
MIL looks a lot like lemmy from Motorhead.
In fact id rather fuck Lemmy from motorhead instead of MIL.
A gruesome threesome, me, a boyle on my bum, and lemmy from motorhead would be better and possibly more hygenic.
Have lemmy give ol boyle ass some motorhead??
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
I don't know.... that cheddar could have been something contagious...
I dont understand??
You dont speakke the good engrish??
For example to use it proper in a sentence,
I saw the ol geezer across the road painting his house with a tiny 2inch brush.
And I said to myself ''Its going to take that cunt ages to paint all that!''
bwhahahahahaha!
class dismissed!
opps! double post.
Its spanking time!! woo-hoo!
deadheadbill
I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
Now what the hell did Lemmy ever do to you?
Oh by the way. THE ACE OF SPADES!!!
Oh by the way. THE ACE OF SPADES!!!
I dont understand??
You dont speakke the good engrish??
For example to use it proper in a sentence,
I saw the ol geezer across the road painting his house with a tiny 2inch brush.
And I said to myself ''Its going to take that cunt ages to paint all that!''
bwhahahahahaha!
class dismissed!
opps! double post.
Its spanking time!! woo-hoo!
Do you ever look over at the wife, and wonder how she ended up not looking like Lemmy?
deadheadbill
I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
Early morning my friends, so I bid you goodnight.
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
Richy
Frequently up in space with Bowie
It's a bit late for that high adrenaline stuff, how about the more sedate version?
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
post no bills is getting bigger. thanks portland
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
I would rather give this one a go.
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MIL looks a lot like lemmy from Motorhead.
This made me fuckin' laugh so hard I have tears rolling down my face .
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
callback to last night and tweek's dating habits ;P
funny, i lost my v-card to a girl named bri!